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- Hey guys, how you doing?
Are you sad?
I'm kind of sad.
I'm kind of sad because it's the final episode of Face Off.
This week is the last week and I was like,
what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do for the last week?
And I have been out of town this week,
I've been going around and stuff
so what I decided this week
is I would just do everything weird.
So we're gonna scare Terrence a bit,
we are going to make poop sounds, fart sounds,
and also I'm just gonna be a weird person
'cause I'm good at that.
I'm real good at that so come on, follow me.
But now you're getting close, you're getting too close.
Just stay right there.
Get back!
God!
You poop-poop.
I'm just joking, come on, come on.
Oh, there's a wall.
Thelma, give me a fart sound.
- I can't do that (laughs).
- [Ben] Come on Thelma, give me one.
Give one, give one.
- No, no, no, I can't do that.
- [Ben] I am the angel of poop-sic.
Can you give me a fart sound?
- You just got busted.
- [Ben] I know I did.
(Jeremy blows raspberries)
- [Ben] Perfect, perfect.
Fart sound.
(David blows raspberries)
Fart sounds, fart sounds, fart sounds.
(Paul blows raspberry)
Last blog, fart sounds, thank you.
Fart sounds?
Anyone fart sounds in here?
Give me a fart sound?
- Fart sound?
- [Ben] Yeah, come on. (blows raspberries)
- [Ben] Thank you, fart sound?
Perfect guys, thank you.
That was a good one.
Acorn.
- [Terence] Hey, what are you...
(chuckles)
- [Ben] Give me a fart sound.
(whistle sound)
- [Ben] Fart sound.
(Elizabeth blows raspberries)
- [Ben] Fart sound.
(Giselle blows raspberries)
- [Ben] Another one, perfect.
Kelly, give me a fart sound.
- I don't want to.
- [Ben] Okay, I'll do one for you (blows raspberries).
So John Riddle, our Raoul,
he has these corsages he wears.
And he has four of them.
I've stolen three right in front of Terrence.
Hey, John.
Break a leg out there buddy.
- [John] Thanks.
- [Ben] You're welcome.
Okay they didn't find out.
So I have his three flowers here.
I have to steal the one off his jacket or not, I don't know.
I don't know if I'll get in trouble.
But I've got three if he needs one.
We're gonna try and steal the final flower
on John's costume.
- No!
- [Ben] And of course the Crawford cross,
for the vlog.
We haven't done a Crawford cross,
so we'll get double Crawford cross.
Oh my god!
It's just so many Crawford crosses
and look at these curves.
Look at these curves, leg presses for days.
(door knock)
- [Terrence] Come in.
Metal pants!
Get out.
- [Ben] What?
- [Terrence] What is this for?
- [Ben] This is the blog, it's the last one.
It's all about you this week.
- Wait, my stomach's showing.
- [Ben] Your stomach's always showing, Terrence.
(door closes)
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- [Ben] Monkey farts! - Oh, jeez!
Get out.
(heavy breathing)
(symphonic music)
(people chatting)
- [Ben] TK bomber!
- Jesus!
(symphonic music)
- [Ben] Tootsie rolls!
(Ben laughing)
He's just like mad at me now.
Hey guys, you know what's so great about February 15th?
Valentine's candy is half off.
You guys ever had these?
They're chocolate covered cherries
and they have a gooey center, (slurps).
Look at filling.
I'm gonna fill you in on this filling.
Oh my god, it's dripping.
They're really good.
They're delicious, I decided I needed another one.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh my God!
Oh my God, yeah look at that.
Okay, just one more but this is it.
This is it, this is it (moans).
Stop looking at me.
I'm not even gonna lie,
I got the liquid filled center all over my camera
and well, I used a kleenex, I didn't lick it off.
(people chatting)
- Are those chocolate covered cherries?
- [Ben] They are, eat one Andrew.
Come on.
- I can't.
- [Ben] Why not?
- All right, I eat one just for the--
- [Ben] For the camera.
- For the blog.
- [Ben] Perfect.
- [Thelma] What are you eating?
- [Ben] Chocolate covered cherries, do you want one Thelma?
- Are they real chocolate covered?
- [Ben] No, they're poison.
- I am just messing with you.
- [Ben] They're chocolate covered cherries.
- Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
- [Ben] You're welcome.
- You find in Harlem, right?
'Cause they were showing these on TV this morning.
- [Ben] I found these at Duane Reade.
- I'm just messing with you.
- [Ben] We are half half.
Hello, Professor Terrence.
- That's me.
- [Ben] How you doing?
- I'm now teaching at Harvard.
- [Ben] 'Cause of the glasses.
- Dressing, I teach the students at Harvard
how to dress properly.
- [Ben] I though it was like Rench, or Italian, or--
- No
- [Ben] Thousand island.
- Benny, Benny, Benny, he tries to be funny
and I try to teach him how to be funny
but he won't listen to me.
- [Ben] You know with those glasses on,
you think your humor would be 20/20.
- 20/20, very good Benny.
- [Ben] So what dressing do you teach?
Do you teach--
- Some parts of it are working.
- [Ben] Rench or Russian?
- Don't with the salad.
We don't wanna hear about salad dressing.
- [Ben] You're a professor of dressing?
- We don't wanna hear, oh let's do the moment.
♪ Pretty woman ♪
♪ Walking down the ♪
(Ben laughs)
- [Ben] We're gonna scare Terrence.
Sorry Krystal, I also scared you.
- You scared me.
- [Ben] This is a bonus scare.
We like bonus scares.
Stop in the name of the law, I'm robocop.
(beeping noises)
- Ben, I was in the housing works today
and I saw an antique mask that would have been just perfect
for the pod.
- [Ben] Well, why didn't you get it?
- Is this a podcast or a video?
- [Ben] This is the vlog.
- [Krystal] What?
- What is she talking about?
- It was very expensive.
- [Ben] Just buy it John, you're on Broadway, God!
How much was it?
- I think it was like 60 dollars.
- [Ben] Okay, John you can afford it.
- It was so cool.
It looked like, it was like kind of Darth Vader esque
but it was red.
- [Ben] John, just do that tonight.
- Hey, it's your dad and I'm reminding you
to take out the trash tomorrow.
- [Ben] And you're grounded.
- And you're also grounded,
and don't forget to mow the lawn.
I know it's Januar-, February,
but don't forget to mow the lawn.
- [Ben] John I have a question,
were you grounded or were you put on restriction?
- I was a perfectly behaved child.
- [Ben] Oh God, I'm sick of you, okay.
- Get ready.
(knocking)
- Come in!
- [Ben] Betty Crocker! (Terrence screaming)
- Oh my God!
(Ben laughs)
I hate you so much.
Oh my God, it is ever gonna end?
- [Ben] Yeah, soon.
Hey, think about how strong your heart is though.
- I'm sweltering.
- [Ben] Thelma, say thanks for watching.
- Thanks for watching.
- [Ben] Guys, can you say thanks for watching?
- Thanks for watching.
- Thank you for watching.
- Hey, thanks for watching.
- Thanks for joining us.
- Kudos for watching.
- Thanks for watching.
- [Ben] Ray, say thanks for watching.
- Thanks for watching.
- [Ben] Thank you sir.
Janinah, can you say thanks for watching?
- Thanks for wa...
Not through the pole.
Thanks for watching.
- [Ben] Thank you.
Can you say thanks for watching?
- Thanks for watching.
- [Ben] Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Guys, thank you so very much
for watching me just be a weirdo.
I've had a great time, I hope you have too.
I've had a lot of fun.
Thank you so much to Broadway.com
for allowing me to do this.
I've had a great time, I hope you have too.
And please come check out, The Phantom of the Opera,
the Majestic Theater, 44th street.
You know where to find us.
And this is Ben Crawford signing off from Face Off.
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