Kim: Ya and so I said to Kylie, well what did Scott say?
And she said you promise not to tell mom?
And I said yea.
And then she said pinky swear and then I said....
Nicki: Yo that’s cool Kimmy baby, check this out, tha kid just became an official
Lady Of Scotland ya dig! *cat purr* dddrrrrrr
Kim: What do you mean?
Nicki: I went to establishedtitles.com/poptoons and bought like 10 square feet of land and
became a Lady!
Cus im a BOSS!
And I do BOSS things! like treating myself to a royal title
Kim: wow so i’m talkin to an official lady?
Nicki: you see this?
What that tell you?
It’s official, they send you a certificate and everything child I even got “Lady”
on my credit card.
Kim: thats like literally so amazing Nicki: It’s just so dope cus for every sale,
they plant a tree in return and it just helps preserve like.....the beautiful woodlands
of the forests and stuff.
Like my godmother Martha would be so proud.
Established Titles supports global charities too like One Tree Planted and Trees for the
Future to help with afforestation and healing our planet.
Kim: Lady Kim , i’m literally loving the sound of that.
Nicki: This is just like the flyest last minute gift, the holidays are right around the corner
Kimmy, you should get the couples pack for you and Kanye!
So yall lands will be side by side.
Kim: ooo, love that.
Nicki: You know i just want all my women out there to feel like Queens, and for my fellas
to feel like Kings.
You can even visit your land in Scotland, im finna gas up the jet now child.
Kim: I think Scott would love this, he’s always calling himself Lord Disick and dressing
like one.
Nicki: Umm anyways child, The link is in da description, and use code POPTOONS10 for an
additional 10% off at checkout ooo-kayyy?
Deuces!
Mariah: Good morning class, now that we’ve finished chapter 8 “Sing like Mariah, not
like Jlo”, turn to page 76 in your music books.
Mariah: um ladies , what do we need?
Kelly klarkson: um we need a hall pass, it’s that time of month heheh
Mariah: Carrie you’re not famous enough to miss this lesson, and Kelly, we all know
you’re going to skip to the lunchroom for a snack.... have a seat dahlingsss
Kelly: Okay...........w-wait a minute.
We’re 27, come on Carrie
Mariah: it’s time for the collaborations segment.
To graduate Superstar high and be inducted into the hall of fame , the Jackson curriculum
states that you must have 2 billboard top 10 collaborations.
So I want you all to pair up.
Gaga: i already know who I’m collabing with .Katy: friends?
Gaga: bestest friends Mariah: ah aht girls.
I’m choosing your partners.
I will be deciding who collabs with who!
Gaga: *gasp* Democracy is dead.
Mariah: Lady Gaga, you’ll be collabing with Andy Samberg
Lady: what!?
The SNL loser.
Only a dork would come to school on the weekends to broadcast some lame sketch show .
Mariah: Nicki dahling, you’ll be collabing with Sean Kingston
Nicki: honey Chile, is you serious?
Mariah: Taylor Swift, you and B.o.b will be collabing.
And miss swift you still owe me detention Mariah: Katy, you and Rebecca Black will be
doing a duet.
Katy: who!?
Rebecca: Hi Katy!
Im a Youtuber!
We’re both equally famous!!
Mariah: Rihanna, you and Eminem Rihanna: ok, you ready to make a hit song
with the bad gal!?
Eminem: lets do it, wanna record it at my house?
My moms making spaghetti...
Gaga: ugh babe, can you come to the studio tomorrow with me, I gotta record a song with
that SNL kid, and he’s a total creep.
JT: But It’s our last game of the season Gaga: So..., you guys didn’t make it to
the Super Game JT: Yea you’re right.
Fine, but only if I can be in it!
I love Saturday night live Rihanna: yo you talkin about shy ronnie, I
had to do a song with him at Celebristone Junior High, and he pissed himself.......
Nicki: well atleast yall collabing with someone who can fit on the school bus, that’s my
project partner *points at sean kingston* Drake: Hey rih, we made some magic in the
studio earlier, ready to shoot the music video for “what’s my name”?
After school?
Rih: Yea whateva boy *hehehehe* Nicki: Ummm hellooo, nicki the barbie here,
ya label mate!?
Drake: oh, hey Nic.
Nicki: Guess what Tay-Tay I went to the guidance counselor to surprise these cute little girls
who sang my super bass song Taylor: Kids are singing super bass?, oh god
what have i done?
Nicki: What you doing after school? Taylor: I’m taking Movie class this semester,
we’re shooting a movie called Valentines Day.
Rihanna: With that sharkboy dude?
Ya bae? Taylor: ugh it’s all acting, i don’t like
him.
Lautner: Hey shnookms.
Taylor : Hey what’s up with that Demi girl, I think she hates me
Ke$ha: Ugh Tik tok you’re a star now, Disney kids are like the band kids of hollywood.
They’re lamer than perez and I.
So ignore her.
Dolly: Hey sugars, how’s fame treating my piglets?
Ke$ha: woah ms. parton-swift, how much did those things cost.
Dolly: Well Kesha, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap.
Like I always say, if I see something sagging, bagging, or dragging, ill get it nipped,tucked
or sucked.
Perez: *Crying* Taylor: Perez what’s wrong?
Perez: principal jackson suspended me from the PMZ for a month.
Ke$ha: What the hell Why?!
Perez: Because we put a crotch shot of Miley cyrus in the paper.
Taylor: Oh gosh Perez: What am I gonna do for a month if im
not spreading gossip and fake rumors about celebrities??!!
Ke$ha: Perez, you know we’re superstars, we r who we r.
So make your own blog site.
Perez: and call it what?
Perezhilton.com?
Hey that’s actually a good idea.
Nicki: *spray painting Hive* Ugh how could he be doing a song with rihanna, i knew drizzy
first!
Martha: hello Nicki dahling Nicki: what are you doing here godmother?
Martha: Is that what you’re wearing to the grammys
Nicki: No Martha, its just my moment 4 life outfit, back when drake and I were freshmen.
Martha: You want to be with drake, your brother of young money, cash moneys?
Nicki: I don’t know....
I just don't like seeing rihanna get close to him.
Wait where’s Roman godmother I know you brought him where is he?
Martha: Don’t you worry about Roman darling, he and Slim shady are at boarding school!
Nicki: oh right, it’s barbie bbbiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcccch Martha: listen dahling, we both know the only
reason why you're not with Drake, you’re married Nicki Dahling, to Safaree my dear
Nicki: i know I know, but I don’t know if I should tell him..........................Ok
i love you god mother *Muaaaaaaahhh..................bitch SB:*knock on door* Yoooo wifeyyyy, I got yo
wings Nicki: *sighs* ughh.
What is it ScaffBeezy?
Those my wings??, they better be extra muthfkin spicy.
SB: they lemon pepper, and guess what.
Michael Jackson let me join super star high!
Nicki: oh hell nah
Taylor: That Friday, Gaga asked, well....ordered me to come to her house for Grammy preparation.
Gaga: thanks Taylor for helping me finish my grammy dress, I swear Lauren is dumber
than Katy.
Gaga: Mom, you remember Taylor Madonna: Yea i know the hussy, wipe your feet
and don’t touch my newports.
Im not a regular mom, I’m a old mom *cough cough*
Gaga: Mother, I couldn’t find you in the gym today, we need to finish rehearsing for
my performance.
Madonna: well excuse me for being the queen of pop
Gaga: Queen Mother....
Madonna: while also managing her diva daughters career on top of, teaching a bunch of half
whit cheerleaders how to do a pyramid.
Madonna: ugh, Billie what are you wearing?!
David, ya daughter’s wearing that goth junk again.
Didn’t I tell you, you’re not going to Celebrity Elementary to be the next led zeppelin,
you need to dress more like your sister!
David: Oh Madge piss off Billie: umm but i like these clothes mom
Ava Max: hey billie i brought my fame albu- OH my frick!
You’re actually here!
Hi i’m ava, ava max.
I’m a big fan gaga, i wanna sing just like you when I get older!
Gaga: whatever kid, come on taylor, we need to add 10 inches to my heels.