- Mother.
- Huh?
- When did you lose your virginity?
- Should I tell you the truth?
- I don't want it, but I'll take it.
- All right.
- My name is Paula, and I'm Patricia's mom.
- Um, oh dear god.
- Let me think back, I need a moment.
- My gosh.
(both laughing)
- Sometimes (laughing). - Those two do.
I don't enter into that one.
- When is the first time you've had sex?
And got an orgasm?
- Well you asked me, well wait a minute.
- Okay, we'll go the first question.
- I lost my virginity like in three times.
- What? - Yeah.
- How do you lose it in three times?
- I didn't consume the first time.
- Was it like, wimpy, and it like wouldn't,
it bended when it tried to go in or--
- No, it was like there was like a wall there.
- I don't know if I'm comfortable--
- Well, how did you feel about your first time?
Did you wait for marriage?
- (sighing) The ideal for my two daughters,
to be wait until their marriage.
I did not.
(laughing)
- He was just fantastic.
He was, we--
- As a person, right?
- Uh, as a lover, honey.
- Oh dear.
- Was it with Dad?
- Were you in high school, or--
- I was definitely in high school.
I was in the ninth grade.
- It was on our honeymoon.
- You really married him before
you had sex with him (groaning)?
- I had to climb through the window,
tripped and fell on the floor.
(laughing) Yeah.
- Was the window into her room,
or the living room? - Exactly,
it was into her room.
- And he carried me over the threshold.
Then we went in.
- Like old school?
- Yeah, like old school.
- How long did you last?
- Just so you know, I'm subhuman, okay, all right?
- You're what? - I'm subhuman.
It don't go there, okay?
- (laughing) What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about, when my poof poofs,
the rock don't go down, son.
- Flipped around and did a 69.
- What?
- Oh my gosh, yes, he was my husband.
- Yeah, but you'd never had sex with him,
and you were just like all out there.
Let's try this move, let's do this.
- Well, you know, it comes natural.
- Did you use protection the first time?
- No.
- Why not?
- I don't know.
(both laughing)
- Okay, that's a good answer. - Well I did have a--
- Did you use protection?
- No, I didn't even think about it.
In fact, I've never had protection with anybody.
- Nah, wasn't no germs.
- What? - You couldn't die.
Nowadays you gotta--
- In '86?
(vocalizing randomly)
- Was it enjoyable the first time?
(both laughing)
- Well I don't know, it hurts.
(both laughing)
- How old were you?
- I was like almost 19.
Hung out with these three sisters, and she was the oldest.
- Where were the two other sisters?
- They were engaged with someone else in the same room.
This was the 60's.
- So you had an audience.
- No audience, no, everybody else was busy too.
- Wow, not me.
- So it was kinda like an orgy,
but with their own partners?
- Yeah, yeah, something like that.
- Oh god, I don't.
How many people have you been with?
Oh, why are we waiting?
- Counting, honey.
- Four.
- Mm hmm, yeah, okay. - For real.
- Four.
- High five.
- Four, you always told me it was just Chris and me.
- No.
- Maybe 12.
- Oh, dear god.
(laughing)
- And you?
- I don't know.
- Cause I know the number, 53.
- That's actually kind of believable.
- I was single a long time, hon.
- You've been married a long time.
- I've been divorced for a decade.
- Ah, that's a big number. (laughing)
- 53 is a lot.
Those women mean something to their mothers,
and mean something to God.
Why would you just use them?
- They got as much out of it as I did.
- That's what they made you believe.
- Yeah.
(both laughing)
- I love you, Mom.
- I love you too, honey.
- Oh, this is gonna be a fun car ride home.
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