Come on, it's right down the street. We'll be back in five minutes.
- Five minutes? - Yeah, have I ever lied to you?
You once told me you were born in 1998.
I was? I was! 98!
Year of the fist.
I know everything about you.
No, you don't.
Your name is Ray Manchester.
You own a fake store about the Man Cave called Junk N' Stuff.
You tell people you're 36,
- when really you're... - No.
37!
No!
Ah!
Robbing a store with a skunk? That plan... stinks.
Now you go you go you go.
What the smell are you doing? Come on, you're going to jail.
- Hey man, take your time. - What are you talking about?
Let's slow fight this crime.
I just want to get back to my nacho ball.
Hey, is this your new sidekick?
- Maybe. - No.
- We're just vibing right now. - You don't know what that means.
- I know what it means. - What does it mean?
It's means like we're together but not really.
I can't even talk to you.
[screaming]
Come on!
[screaming]
What-- are you OK?
No, I'm stuck!
OK, you know how I get up every morning before dawn and go fishing?
- No. - Well, starting today I do.
And I was pulling some crappy off the crick when I got triple beat.
- Yeah, me too. What's the emergency. - I don't know!
I was trying to get down to the Man Cave and my man pole,
my man line and my man lures all got caught in this--
- Look-- - Stupid curtain!
I'm stuck!
Not time for this is an emergency!
- I'm trying! - Get me out of this thing!
Alright, just let go!
Ah! My trappies!
Stop messing around.
Do I look like I'm trying to mess around?
Yes.
[grunting]
Come on!
[grunting]
Hey, you should coming fishing with me some time, buddy.
I'm good.
[screaming]
Y'all are gonna do something for us,
or your vid is gonna get streamed to the World Wide Web.
That slash get revved!
Hold that dab, pa.
'Cause we don't negotiate with vid nappers.
Nice.
We punch 'em.
[grunting] Hold on a second.
Oh, man I shouldn't have had that fifth mug of butter.
- When did you have a fifth mug of-- - Don't worry about it.
Danger-- Danger Force! Attack!
[grunting]
Hold on!
[grunting]
[laughing]
- Oh! - So much dairy.
- My stomach hurts. - Can't... spark.
That's the butter, baby.
Makes it awful hard to do your powers.
I think the phrase you're looking for is "rut-row!"
Woo! Get revved!
[groaning]
Happy Halloween!
Look, I'm a cheer lobster!
- Ha? - Cheer lobster?
Is that like a thing?
Yeah, it's a thing.
Look. Go team! Please don't boil me!
Or use a tiny fork to remove my flesh and eat me!
You look more like a lobster than a cheerleader.
Well, there was no room for lobster boobs.
Why did you beep Henry?
So you guys could come see my cool costume.
[grunting]
Honey, I'm ho--
Oh, man, I just ate a lot of frozen yogurt, give me a second.
Captain Man, I can't bee-lieve you found my hiving spot.
Uh, look, I'm not going to be able to do a lot of clever back and forth right now.
Dairy tends the back up on me a little.
Well, allow me to give you a swarm welcome!
Oh, "swarm". That's actually really good.
Hello, children.
Everyone please take your seats.
Seems your regular teacher has caught the pox of a chicken.
Nasty, red, bumpies all over.
But not to worry, I’m your substitute Mr. Gelding.
- Ray, are you kidding me? - Shh, I know what I'm doing.
This is not gonna work!
It might work if you just sit down.
You can talk to me about this.
No, I can't talk to you about this. Now sit down and trust me.
- Sit down, boy! - Yes, Mr. Gelding.
Now then, let's have a role call.
We'll start with first names that begin with the letter O.
My name is Oliver.
- Shut up, Oliver. - Uh...
[cheering]
Woo!
What?
Holy cra-- Did you just do a backflip?
Yeah.
Is no one else impressed by Henry just doing a backflip?
It's just a backflip.
He only did one.
Yeah, everybody can do a backflip.
I don't believe you.
Is this real life?!
Wait, wait, no, no, no. Wha--
Are you seeing this?
- Can you not do one, dude? - Hm?
Can you not do one, dude?
Of course I can.
OK.
OK, I got this.
Uh, I can do a backflip.
[groaning]
OK.
[screaming]
Hey, I forgot my backpack.
[moaning]
Did you just try to do a backflip?
No, no, I - I'm just on the floor
to get closer to these, uh, yummy floorjitas.
Ah, so good, so good.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Good, cause that would've been embarrassing.
- I know, right? - Yeah, would've lost all respect for you.
- That's not what happened. - Alright.
The floor's so good. - Alright, yeah
Real good.
Bye!