Hey guys, it's Jenn and I'm here with Alyx: Hello!
So the other day I was in target and I saw this piñata and I don't know why. I decided to buy it and I thought I could make a video out of it! And, that's exactly what we are gonna do! Alyx: We're gonna hit it
with a ladle! *Laughing* There's a twist though, we're basically going to be doing trivia and we are gonna do like smarter than
a 5th grader trivia because, we have passed fifth grade. (she says uncertainly).
and whoever gets the question right, gets an opportunity to swing at this piñata!
And whoever breaks the piñata first wins! :))
Also, we don't have buzzers so we're just going to beep in.. Alyx: We're saying the word buzz, so..
Omg I'm so nervous *laugh* Jack: How many nouns are in the following sentence?
'The rabbit ran to the cafeteria and ate a big salad' ?
Jen: B e e p, Alyx: B U Z Z!! Jen: Three?
I forget the sentence.
Alyx: ONE!
What? xD
Jen: a person, place or a thing
Alyx: OHHH my god, not an adjective!!
*Jen jumps around excitedly*
Alyx: Oh my god! the first question!! xD
Jen: Was it three? I forgot the sentence..
Rabbit, cafeteria and salad?
Jack: Three
Jen: *claps* YES *Alyx looks ashamed at herself*
*Alyx aggresively hands Jen the ladle in dissapointment*
Jack: Go!
Piñata gets hit, RIP :(
Alyx: Pathetic, Jen: Wha- wait, can I do another one? Alyx: That was pathetic!
Jack: Yeah, but a stronger hit.
Poor piñata gets hit again, RIP ;( Jack: In what part of the Earth's atmosphere would you find the ozone layer?
Alyx (confident but confused): BUZZ? Jen: Go ahead! Alyx: Northern.
*Very, very, VERY awkward silence* ...
*LAUGHS*
Jack: That's not even like, an answer xD
*Both continue laughing*
Jack: Do you know, like, the spheres?
The left sphere! (???) Jack: The stratosphere you freaking (??) What do we call the currency of Australia?
*Awkward silence and thinking*
Jen: Buzz? Dollars? Jack: Yeah! *Jen jumps around*
Poor piñata =( Alyx: Whoaaaa
Did you see that? ;O
Alyx: One single shred xD
Alyx: Buzz! Jen: CI-- I forgot the, yeah- okay. Alyx: City! Jack: Yes!
Why that poor piñata Alyx: That was so pathetic!
One more time, one more time. (RIP) IT WAS STILL PATH--Freak, Jack: Would you want like a stronger tool?
Jen: This is plastic! >;( Jack: Feel that
try that, Jen: Oh, do the other end.
(Oof she ded)
*laughing*
Jen: Buzz, yellow? I don't know, WAIT- no BUZZ!
Ehh idk *awkward laugh*
Alyx: BUZZ! Purple! Both: BUZZ! PINK! BUZZ! GREEN! ORANGE!
Jack: Did you say red?
Jen: ...RED! *everyone laughs*
(Piñata abuse again)
Alyx: Ohhh yeah, Jen: Did you hear that?
It was like *randomly starts swinging the ladle*
*Jen suddenly leans in*
Jen: One hundred thousand (100,000) Jack: Yes!
Alyx: ..You didn't buzz >.>, Jen: *laughing*
OhHh Damn it!
(Abuses piñata anyway)
oh! OH!!
*Maniacal laughing*
Alyx: We should have named it! Jen: Oh we should have!
Alyx: Ashley? Jen: Ashley!
Alyx: *whispers* Do you wanna like give me an answer? >;) Both: *LAUGH*
Alyx: Okay. BUZZ,I'll figure it out! *tries to count on her fingers* *laughter*
Five? Jack: Yes! Correct
Rip Ashley 2k15
Jen: Look at that chunk! Alyx: whOA!!! *Jen picks up a piece of Ashley's 'flesh'*
Jen: Buzz..? Metaph- simile..? Jack: Correct.
Alyx: simile... wait-?
Wait... siMiLe? Jen: Yeah.
*Both repeat "simile"*
wHAT?
*Both say "simile" at the same time*
Alyx: now its like not a word *giggles*
Press f to pay respect to Ashley :(
*More abuse*
*Gasps* She's all talk.
Both: BUZZ!
Alyx: THE FEMUR!
Jack: Correct! *claps and reaches for ladle* Jen: Damnit..
Ashley's going down! (wHY AshLEY)
Jen: I thought it broke for a second I was like--
Alyx: I got scared!
*Silence*
*Alyx freaks out with knowledge*
Alyx: BUZZ! Radius.
Jen: Diameter *Alyx yells*
Jen: CIRCUMFERENCE! *assorted yelling and clapping*
*Jen takes a swing* Oh... ooh...
Jen: Buzz, Sunday.
Jack: Correct.
*The torture of Ashley continues*
*Jen freaks out because she ALMOST beat Ashley open*
Jack: Eight minutes, seconds, or hours?
Jen: Seconds... buzz,,seconds, ,,buzz minutes,, buzz hours *eyebrows rise deviously*
Jack: It's eight minutes. Alyx: Go ahea- hit the thing
we HONESTLY- we need to just END THE VIDEO.
*Jen hits Ashley... once again* OOH
It still DIDN'T BREAK!
*Jen claps tongs*
Jen: Buzz, Marlin!
Jack: Correct
Jen: *snickers* wHAT?
*Jen hits ashley* NOO! Alyx: Freaking hit it again
Hit it again! nOO (Ashley shall be missed ♥)
Alyx: FRIK YOU ASHLEY! *Jen dances next to the lifeless body of Ashley*
Okay guys! Well that's pretty much it for this video..
I--*candy falls out*
Alyx: whOA...Jen: Look at all this candy!
Alyx: Jen doesn't even like candy! *Jen laughs*
Jen: If you guys-- Alyx: Jack's already eating it!
Jen: If you guys liked this video make sure to give it a big...
thumbs... *while awkwardly moving hands around*
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And yeah! That's pretty much it for this weeks video, thank you guys so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday for another new video! Bye :D! (Subscribe)
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