After the disaster that was Byron Saxton.
[SOUND] >> Thank you.
>> [NOISE] >> Get out!
>> Get out!
>> Shoo from us!
Be gone!
>> My God.
I think I have finally found what I'm looking for.
The next Maximum Male Model needs to be glorious,
and I think I might have just found it.
>> Maximum Male Models.
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>> We've been looking all day and this whole lineup has been completely and
totally nothing but garbage.
>> Yeah, >> I agree.
>> What do we have, one left?
The chances that this last person,
this last hopeful, is gonna be the one, very slim, almost as slim as me.
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>> We're looking for somebody dashing,
somebody who's here to show the world. Do you smell what I'm cooking?
>> All right, bring in the next mutant.
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>> [INAUDIBLE] take a seat.
Tell me your name.
>> My name is Ray.
>> Ray.
>> One syllable.
That's a good name.
>> Rhymes with Mace.
>> My grandfather's name was Ray.
>> We'd have to rename her May,
obviously, but, >> Yeah, of course.
>> Ray, do me a favor.
Show me your best strut.
>> She actually reminds me of myself in a way.
I'm not sure why.
I'm prettier.
>> I totally agree, though.
>> I don't see the resemblance.
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>> Take center stage.
Strike a pose.
>> I'm struck, I've been struck with that pose.
>> Gives me goosebumps.
And can you show me your squat pose?
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Wow, it is just- >> Haven't be able to squat like that
since 1998.
>> I have goosebumps.
So Ray, if you were to join Maximum Male Models,
what would you contribute?
>> You know we're looking for a fourth member.
>> True. >> Well,
I would give you some extra beauty.
>> Extra beauty. >> Extra, because we do have beauty.
>> So I would give you the razzle dazzle.
>> The razzle dazzle, she speaks French.
>> Razzle dazzle.
>> All right, Ray, you've been doing pretty good so
far, but is time for your final challenge.
Speed round! You're backstage at Paris Fashion Week,
but you don't have a vanilla fat free latte.
What do you do? >> I back hand every
person I see until my latte appears before me.
>> You were scheduled to wear Versace on the runway but
the temperature in the room is 71 degrees.
What do you do?
>> I back hand everyone I see until it is 70 degrees.
>> As you guys know, that's the optimal temperature in which to wear Versace.
>> It's true, it's true. >> Right.
>> You're backstage for a quick change, but
only two cretins are helping you get dressed.
What do you do?
>> I back hand both of them until three new mutants show up.
>> She said mutants!
>> We say mutants!
>> [SOUND] >> She's perfect.
>> Ray understands that the model we're looking for
needs to be gorgeous.
All right, Ray, I think we've seen enough.
Why don't you take a seat with the rest of the contestants as we deliberate.
>> [SOUND]
[CROSSTALK]
>> Watch my phone.
>> Interesting.
>> Will everyone who made it to round two, please step back on the stage.
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What, is that- >> Well,
Congratulations, Ray, on making it past the first round.
>> You should be proud.
>> Very proud, very proud.
Few, actually none- >> None.
>> Have made it past- >> Zero.
>> The first round.
>> Nil. >> Literally nobody.
All right, Ray, step forward.
>> Can we get a drum roll?
Drum roll. >> Drum roll please.
>> Bradley, drum roll.
[SOUND] >> You are spectacular,
you are long, lean, gorgeous.
>> Tanned. >> Honestly, Ray,
you remind me of a young me.
Not that I'm old or anything, maybe like six years younger.
>> Anyway, Ray.
We like you, Ray.
We really do.
>> We love you.
>> But once again, this is the Maximum Male Models and
something about you disqualifies you from joining us.
>> You don't quite fit.
>> No, it's so close, but there's just
a little tinsy, tightsy, little bits.
>> Little tiny, tiny issue.
>> That separates you from us.
>> Mace, tell her.
>> I'm gonna check my notes.
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You're just too tall.
>> Too tall.
>> Yeah, we don't have tall models.
>> Get out! >> Leave!
>> Get out!
>> [CROSSTALK] >> Be gone!
>> That hurt, Mace, I really liked her.
>> I liked her too, but what are you gonna do?
She's just too tall.
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[SOUND] >> Back to square one, boys,
back to square one.
>> I mean, I don't understand.
I was perfect, I even literally look just like one of-
>> [SOUND] Do not interview this person.
She's irrelevant.
You wll never see her again.
Okay, she's not a Maximum Male Model because-
>> My God.
>> [SOUND] What a woman.
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