(upbeat music) (train horn whistling)
(metal door clanking)
- Russell, do you have any reason
that you would need protective custody?
- [Russell] No, I didn't even do anything.
I don't even want to be here.
I'll bail myself out.
What did I do?
- [Officer] Other shoe, other shoe.
- What did I do?
- Please look forward for us. Keep facing. Keep facing.
- [Russell] Yes, of course.
- [Officer] All right.
- [Officer] It's okay.
- [Officer] Hey buddy, it's all right.
- I apologize but what did I do?
- [Officer] Hold on. Keep facing that way.
- You guys said I just passed out?
- [Officer] You passed out on the good chair.
Remember? I told you, you passed out-
- [Officer] Russell came in today on a drunk in public
and he had an incident over at the Doubletree.
They brought him here to the jail.
- [Officer] That's why we only charged you
with drunk in public, yeah.
(Russell laughing)
- My best friend had a stroke
and I went to visit her and I broke down.
And so I was like, "I gotta go to the bar,"
and I went there and I had a bunch to drink
and then we went out and we'd met some people.
And I was- I'm there by myself, you know,
and I walked back to the hotel.
They were like, "Oh, you're drunk in public".
I'm like, what?
What the (bleep)? (laughing)
- Alright Russell, you're gonna have a seat
right here in this black chair for me, please.
You have no reason to be- - [Russell] A decade ago?
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- Go ahead and sign right there, on that line right there.
- [Officer] Being on the "once every decade" scale,
that's not bad.
- Russell, Russell.
- [Officer] Yeah, you'll be going out here tonight.
You're just here for filling out all this.
- Yeah? Alright.
Yeah, let me grab that from you.
- Which kind of gangster?
- [Officer] Alright. Alright. - [Russell] Packing, boom.
- Russell, Russell.
If we have somebody that comes into our
intake area that are under the influence of something
and I make a determination that they are
unable to care for themselves
I'll have 'em hang out here until they sober up
and then we'll be able to release them out the door.
They will be given a court date.
They will have to go to court.
- [Russell] You know what he said-
- Alright Russell, we're gonna walk this way, sir.
- [Officer] Over there, take a right.
- Go ahead and keep going this way.
We're gonna follow out this door right here.
- Go ahead, let's go.
- Why do I have to go in there?
- Because it's the best place for you.
- (bleep).
- Any of these people, what we want to do is
just get 'em out the door safely,
then have them go out the same way they came in.
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(tense music)
- Right now, I'm gonna go talk to Garcia.
See if he's ready to get printed.
When he came in, he was a little bit intoxicated
so I'm gonna see if he's ready for this.
(metal keys clanking)
A little bit less intoxicated right now.
Russell? Have a seat.
- What the (bleep) happened?
- Damn.
- Hey, so I'm gonna bring you out and I'm gonna
do your finger prints right now.
How you feeling right now?
- I feel like a dumb (bleep).
- [Officer] I understand that.
- Just listen to me.
Are you gonna be able to comply with everything
that I'm talking about? - Yeah. Absolutely, sir.
- Alright, so when I bring you out,
just make sure you have your hands behind your back.
- (bleep).
- [Officer] Go ahead and walk over towards my partner.
I sit here and I have a career.
I'm a technical director for CNN,
"20/20", "60 Minutes", "Dateline."
And they roll up on me.
Embarrassing.
- Go ahead and have a seat on the left hand side.
- We don't want to just kick somebody under
the influence of anything because we don't
want them to walk out and just get hit by a car
or fall into traffic or get hurt on the way out.
So we are making sure that they're able
to care for themselves,
but that is up to the releasing deputy
to make those determinations,
if they're able to be good outside in the streets.
- Stand in front of the computer.
So it looks like you're just here for a 647F
you were under the- - [Russell] Public intoxication?
(machine beeping) - Yeah, public intoxication.
Let me see your other hand, don't move it.
- [Russell] Moron.
- I'm sorry, you're being a good dude.
- Come on back over here.
I'm gonna put you back in your cell and then
I'm gonna find out where your paperwork's at.
(metal door clanking)
- The way that he was walking,
it looked like he was still under the influence.
So I feel that the best action is to leave him
in there for a couple, another hour or so
and then I'll check up on him.
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(keys jingling)
- I feel like a piece of (beep).
- [Officer] You feel better?
- What happened? I don't even know what happened.
I was walking back to my hotel-
- [Officer] Taxi?
- [Russell] Well, I thought I did.
- Sheriff took it.
- Go ahead and walk straight.
No, not right now.
Walk straight.
Go ahead and stand right here.
Door on the left is going to open for you right now.
- Oh, my phone's in here? - Yeah, phone's in there.
You're able to open it.
- I don't even know, I passed out.
I didn't even know.
I just woke up.
I was like, "What? What am I doing in jail?"
Dramatic, I'm doing the slow walk for you guys.
Look at it. (chuckles)