Misfits
Hi, I'm gonna tell you something youtube that you might not know about me
Know I collect toys. Can you see can you see?
Toys, I collect toys
I liked it better when it's dark in here cuz it represents my soul my toy collecting hobby. Let's be honest
It's more of an addiction
I probably need professional help, but I'm not gonna get any
My toy collecting comes with a price and it's not just money
It's the huge hole inside when you can't get a toy that you really really really want
Take a look at this toy right here because this is probably the the best toy that was ever made by humans ever
And I can almost guarantee you it was made in China this ladies and gentlemen is Robert cop, too
I don't I don't know what I can say about him. He's amazing
I mean the toy itself looks like a melted GI Joe with a crappy helmet
But there's so much there's so much more to it than that. Let's just let's look I'll be back
That's funny because that's the wrong movie the furniture of law enforcement
I don't I don't need to explain why that's funny that just is he is futuristic Robert. He is Terminator
autobot ik he has
Exciting the movie look and he is
Toy and if we look at the back, there's more toys in this series
Robert cop has friends and his friends are Ray Liotta. I
Okay, an optical pride I
First saw this toy years ago
And I've been looking I've been hunting
Everywhere for years since since I saw him to try and find one of these
From my collection and I am very sad to report that I've never ever found one and the hole
Inside that this toy has left is is big enough
It's big enough for a small child to fit in it's a pretty it's a good-sized hole
So why am I showing you Robert Cobb? You might be wondering
Well, I want you guys to experience what I experienced the first time
I saw Robbie here
So I'm going to show you guys some of the the best worst things that exist on the internet
I'm one of my favorite sub reddits
Crappy off-brands, I really appreciated G fuel sponsorship. Just saying just putting that out there. So are you ready?
Are you buckled in are are you prepared for this?
Rollercoaster of emotions you're gonna experience when you see these things and then realise, you can never take any of them home
Please enjoy this video guys. I'm trying my best over here
Okay looked closely at my switch case for the first time ninh and to do this quick
Switch this switch here
What do you call that thing?
When you're you're you you're making like a good cookies
There's I don't I don't bake that thing that you use when you bake. What do you call that?
Oh, yeah, you call it movable stick. That's right. I remember now. How did I forget that?
Oklahoma City
This is the NBA during Pride Month, I hope I hope that what I hope I didn't offend you
I did not. Please don't get mad at me that I was not
I just thought it was very funny and very astute of me to make that observation. Please don't get mad Oh
white ooh
That's a big ooh
From me dog wise have the alphabet written on it. And why does it have that weird space in it?
And why does it say oof and what even what shoe is that even supposed to be and why are the other shoes on that?
Shelf so dirty. I don't like this but it's kind of funny
I would I would buy ooof white shoes damn, bro
Damn, you got that memory is then Reebok shorts. You got them Reeboks on son
Nah fam these are them them reddit joints. I mean, at least I ended up getting posted in the right place
I would like to think that whoever made these reddit shorts wanted them to end up here in this beautiful place
Frying Nemo. Oh, no, that's that's not what they were supposed to do to him. Didn't have to do my boy dirty, though
And use the low go from the movie they could use a different font
This is like the kind of business that would open up next to Bob's Burgers
You know, they all have like the funny pun names
I was yeah, that's I could see that there the North Face at least they're being honest about it
I mean, they're not trying they're not trying to fool anybody
Okay. This one's better though. This one's better
Thomas Phil Hager I
Mean, I don't think they're trying to fool anybody
I mean that feels like I shouldn't say that word
But I Chi I want one just to see if anyone notices a flake a flake a flake a fake plate
From Khalifa's caught the attention of a motorcycle officer in Moorpark. I wonder why it caught his attention
I didn't mean it looks perfect to me. I'd indistinguishable from the real thing
Oh look
it's all my favorite movies from when I was a kid and aunts life and
Spider's web a pig's tail a car's light at the ugly duckling and me
I've loved all these movies don't act like these are
Absolute classics you uncultured swine
I don't know why I get the feeling that they're all the same movie, but just with different characters
Like it's all the same voice acting and everything
They just swapped out the character models for different animals and just like print it kids are dumb. They won't know the difference
Classic led what the hell is a led led?
Led cut Lepke. It's a hot bargain. That's what it is. I don't get if they're gonna fake the Pokemon stuff
Why not just fake the lego? I mean you're already
Infringing on someone's trademark. I mean who cares if you do it twice, right?
May I no Lego is pretty aggressive with their enforcement, but they can't be more aggressive than Nintendo
I mean, come on kind of curious what the toys actually look like though. I kind of want one of these
Can I find can I buy one? Let's look. Oh my god. They're on Amazon. Oh my god. I can buy currently unavailable
No, well, that's two toys that I can't have that. I want something went wrong get dumped our
I'm going fast. I'm going 120 miles an hour kitchen sounds flames coming out of my ass
Chinese Legos, never disappoint. Okay, look look
I'm not gonna show you the Chinese Lego because I'll probably get in trouble because it's
It's the guy, you know, the guy with the mustache now, it's him
I just want to take this moment to make a public service announcement to everybody who calls Lego
Legos with an S. Not only are you wrong?
but you're stupid and every time I hear someone say
Legos I want to force that person to shorten their life by 10 years. They're not called Legos
They're just called Lego. The plural of Lego is Lego if we want to get really specific about it
They're called Lego bricks, but there is no such thing as Legos
Please stop saying that you've heard of. Oh now get ready for Oh No, how do you even play this game?
I'm I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I've never played uno before does that make me a bad person
Okay, I'm gonna admit I'm kind of dumb
I looked at this one for a little bit longer than I should have trying to figure out what was wrong with it
I'm staring at it like I don't get it. The adidas logo is like perfect
It looks fine to me. And then I realized it also has a Nike check on it
And I also realize that there are red circles drawn around both of those things
So I really shouldn't have been that confused
But you know, what if you're so smart, then you sit here and you make the videos red hago
Hago bonds owed a toilet. That's what this is. It's just it belongs in a toilet
Why does it look like a hot sauce bottle?
It looks at those little hot sauces that you carry around in your pocket because you never know when you're gonna need a hot sauce
I can't be the only one that does that right. Whoo
Wow
Wow, okay, that's
Mm-hmm the more I look at him the more I kind of like them
Oh my god, it's the crossover
We didn't know we needed its mcburger and they sell authentic coca-cola products
I have never trusted a sign less than I trust that coca-cola sign. Oh, look. It's my favorite food
imitation pasteurized processed cheese food
Singles, they're hot and they're in your area adidas. Mm. Yeah
b-boss, ah a man of culture I got
Shrek 2
I don't see what's wrong. I don't see anything wrong with this with this. It looks perfect
The iPhone 7 I bought from a Chinese shop
Charged up to a hundred and three percent then it switched itself off and restarted with the Samsung logo
Please help me. What choices do you have to make in your life that leads you to that point please Mario
Mario just kill me
Please just let me die
Before you kill me do something about that Bulbasaur over there. I think he's in worse shape than I am
Oh, look, it's Mickey Mouse and his friends
I'm gonna eat your face mom. Oh that hurts. Oh
Cool topic that's where I shop because I'm so cool
In case you didn't notice
You ever see a bootleg toy and wonder what it was before they repainted it to be something else cuz that's what I'm wondering about
space boy 3 over here this
Definitely started life is something different. Oh, look. It's my favorite. Candy. I love
Is the best it tastes so good and it leaves my breath nice and minty fresh those peppers. I love them Oh
Pikachu what have you done?
Makes me uncomfortable those beady eyes and why does he have a nose with?
Nostrils in it. What was this before? They painted it to be Pikachu. I can't I don't like
And make it stop
Johnny Newton, I don't know what this was supposed to be. I mean, it's clearly Jimmy Neutron, but why is he fat?
And why does he have go-go gadget arms?
And why is his name spelled that way why he's going to never would do people do this to me all the time with?
Why does everyone spell John that way why they put the H before the oh, that's just stupid just sound it out
Just jeho
People always try and spell my name that way my whole life how hard is it to spell John?
Okay, it's not just stop doing that and on that outburst it's time to end
I hope that this gave you a
special kind of feeling inside the same feeling I got when I saw Robert cop for the first time and I just knew that
He was my soul mate and my life would never be complete until I had him
living on my shelf
With all my other toys and I don't have one and I just don't want one really badly
Okay. Now I'm gonna go dig through ebay like I do every afternoon to try and find one and I will see you in the
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