- One, two, three
- Wait, I don't get it. Okay, ready? One, two, three...
wait, but you count (laughing). Sorry.
- It's one, two, three
- Boo-boop!
- Hello - Hello
- So, it's one, two, three that you're gonna say,
and I have to pretend there's a four,
and then it's boo-boop on the five, Geez Oh Pete!
I just never want to stop doing
(in unison) Boo-Boop.
- Does it do anything?
Boo-Boop (in unison) Boo-Boop.
- Our love is intimating.
I get afraid of how much I love you.
- I know.
Hey guys, this week on My Drunk Kitchen,
(laughing)
This week on My Drunk Kitchen we are drinking alone
because Tyler is recovering from last night.
- The incident. You know what?
Sometimes you can have fun without alcohol.
- That's true.
- I love sober time, and I love drinking responsibly.
Today, I'm having a sparkling water.
It was my first time having a sparkling water.
- Cut two.
- It's sparkling water...It's sparking?
- It is.
- It's sparkling, okay, so you know how rich people
are like, you want sparking water?
- Or classy people.
- Hannah, it's like a Pop Rock.
- It's like you've never had carbonated...
what do you think soda is?
It's that plus syrup, that's it.
- Wait. Is it actually?
- Oh, literally.
- Wait, no!
(laughing)
- I'll get drunk on shredded.
- Honestly.
- You gettin' shredded on the cheddar.
Is that like an expression?
Can the kids say that?
- So anyway, Tyler's not drinking,
but I'll be drinking for the both of us.
And today we're going to make something amazing.
Tyler, do you love baked potatoes?
- Daddy does.
- Do you love tacos?
- Daddy does.
So this week on My Drunk Kitchen,
we are going to be making a...
(laughing)
I mean, literally (laughing)
- You're like, uhhhh, a taco potato.
- So this week on My Drunk Kitchen,
we are going to go back to our roots.
- Back to the start.
(in unison) Chhhhh.
- So Tyler, being from the country...
- What are you up to? (laughing)
The thing I like about potatoes is
you can prepare them any type of way:
Waffle cut, crinkle cut, sweet potato.
You got regular potato, dip it in ketchup, mustard.
- I wouldn't.
- This is not right.
- That's not much vodka users.
- This is not-- Ooh, Boo. (laughing)
Yikes, yikes, yikes, Yikes dot net.
- Now I've made some sort of flavored vodka
and I put it in a cup.
- Careful. Oh I thought this was a phone.
It's taco mix (laughing).
- I like you very much.
- Um, remember when Wendy's had a salad bar?
- Yeah.
- Honestly, I came over to hang out, and look at me now.
(laughing)
Step one, brown your turkey.
- Look, it's kind of--Oh my! What are you doing?
(laughing)
- What browning your turkey means
is you take your turkey meat, you put it on the skillet,
and you make it brown.
That just means that you're not gonna get E coli.
- Oh my God, let me tell you what happens with E coli.
- Uh-uhn. Turkey.
- Boo-boop.
- Tyler, let me ask you a question.
- What you want to know?
- Tyler, what do you look for in a man?
- Anybody that can brown my turkey.
- What does that mean?
- I'm looking for charming, nice, kind, hilarious.
- I don't think you need somebody who's charming.
- Oh my God, let me live.
- You got charm oozing out your pores.
- Oh my God, Daddy does.
- You need somebody that's all about you.
- Well, yeah, yeah, I do.
- 'Cause you're all about so many people.
- I am all about so many people--Oprah.
(laughing)
Fifth Harmony, Ace of Bass, I'm listing people I love.
This seems like it's not a good idea.
Here, let me get that one.
- Okay.
- Honestly, I've never--I've never seen the woman form.
- Oh my - Put it in
- Oh my - Good
You did a really great job.
- Honestly, this is kind of like a pumpkin, a little bit.
You know, we did pumpkins once here.
- Hey kids, if you're being...
- It's a simile.
- So, let's "taco 'bout" it.
- ♫ Taco 'bout it, taco 'bout it, taco 'bout it, ooh baby ♫
♫ Ohhh ♫ That's it?
- Keep going.
- ♫ Ahhhhhh ♫ Oh my God, this looks so--
this actually looks really good.
But also, look at that.
- I'm a fucking genius.
Next, cheese-pleasing me.
Tyler!
- Here.
- Tyler, while you add avocado.
- Is this potato?
- Don't look at this.
(laughing)
- Oh my God, dude.
I can't even tell you how good this is about to be.
- A little more cheese on the top.
- Doo- doop.
- We should...
- What happened?
- Nothing.
- Did this fall out of there?
- No, that's a pit.
- Boom!
- That's the pits. Do you want a fork? You take a fork.
- Oh, I don't need a fork.
- All right, five, four, three, two, fun.
Mmm, Oh my God.
- Everybody is welcome. That is so good, that's good.
It's a little spicy.
- It's like a french fry for nachos.
Hey everybody, thank you do much.
What's the moral of this story?
- Thank you much (laughing). Moral of this story.
- Hey guys, thank you so much for watching.
Uhh, if you love potatoes,
check out tyler and tyleroakley dot com.
- I'm basically a potato.
- Hey guys, if you love potatoes, please, please subscribe
to youtube dot com slash tyleroakley.
I promise you, he's one of my favorite people
of all time.
- Bam - Bam
- What an endorsement.
I will say, you're one of my favorite people of all time.
I say that a lot...
- You say that a lot.
- 'cause you are. I like this girl.
- Aww.
- Oh my God, this is the Hannah Hart pose on the red carpet.
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