Be the crane.
Look out, SpongeBob, I can't stop!
Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.
Okay, don't be the crane. Don't be the crane.
[screaming]
Catch. Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot.
[screaming]
Yow! Ooh! Ooh! Hot! Hot!
Hot mustard! Ooh! Oh! Ooh!
Got your nose.
Hey, give it back.
Not until you wash your hands.
Oh, yeah? Well, I got your eyeballs!
[giggling]
Huh?
What's going on, Mr. Krabs?
Plankton's concocted another harebrained scheme
to steal me recipe. So keep your eyes peeled.
Whatever you say, Captain.
Now that's an employee who follows orders.
Yeah.
[grunting]
Ooh.
[grunting]
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
[screaming]
Oh, who am I kidding, Gary?
I've got the suds, no doubt about it.
[sneezing]
I better take care of this before it gets out of hand.
In case you've forgotten, here's how things work.
I order the food, you cook the food,
then the customer gets the food.
We do that for 40 years and then we die.
Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
[music playing]
♪ The musical doodle ♪
Keep your traps shut.
But it wasn't my trap!
♪ Do do do do ♪
[squeaking]
[clearing throat]
I believe I was in line first. I spent the night.
That's how you get the best spot around here.
Spicy bubbles.
Ow!
[laughing]
Awe.
Patrick, where'd you go?
Oh, there ya are.
[laughing]
Look at me. Look at me. Never better.
I'm okay. Squidward said I'm fine. Ah!
[screaming]
Gary, I'm fine.
[grunting] See?
I'm not taking my eyes off you.
Three days later.
Ooh.
- Hey, SpongeBob. - Hi, Patrick.
What is going on around here?!
Come on, SpongeBob, don't be a stick in the mud.
Look out below!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Hey.
[laughing]
Patrick.
[laughing]
Patrick! - What?
Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.
Gosh, you're right.
Guess Mr. Krabs made a mistake.
Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true,
let's make lots of faces!
You mean like this?
[laughing]
I can't breath. I can't breath.
Well, still no frozen faces.
Let's really put this myth to the test.
Let's see what happens when we hold one face
for a long time.
Yes. But... how do you choose just one?
Um, let's see.
Oh, oh, how 'bout an eye cross,
and then slip into an overbite?
And the finishing touch...
Oh, delightfully wicked, my friend.
I call this one...
the "Gary". Meow.
Gloriously disgusting, sir.
[screaming]
Monster!
- Captain! - You gotta save us!
[screaming] Captain Squidward!
Okay, here goes nothing.
[grunting]
- Hi. - Howdy.
- Greetings. - Go away.
- Ugh! - Why?!
I'm not looking, I'm touching.
There's no rule against that, is there?
No, guess there isn't.
Oops. Patrick, it opened by itself.
[laughing]
The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it.
- SpongeBob? - Yeah?
Did you notice something familiar
about this map?
You mean, like that it's our game board
taped to a piece of paper?
Do you think this is a problem?
You want me to run down to the store
and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need,
then you want me to run back here
so you can say, "Arr, SpongeBob, you're spending all me money"?
Hmm. Mm. Aha!
Now get in their eyes and stay close to that clown.
Your job is to pack up the pies!
[grunting]
[babbling]
Oh.
[laughing, babbling]
[grunting]
Ah! No, little clown, no!
No!
Phew. [laughing]
No spiders! Spiders! Get 'em off me!
No, Patrick, no! No! No!
It's me, SpongeBob!
Look around you, SpongeBob! We're surrounded!
By toys?
That want to test us.
[shrieking]
[screaming]
It's time to free our minds.
Whoa, Patrick,
I've never seen the world from this angle before.
And the propeller tickles my think folds.
[laughing]
Hey, hey, hey, SpongeBob, eye bump.
Eye bump.
Patrick, no more eye bumps, okay?
I feel you.
[laughing]
Brain freeze.
[meowing]
[laughing]
Now, are you men ready for your super?
Super?
- Special... - Special...
- Secret... - Secret...
Assignment?
[babbling]
Put us out of our misery!
I beg of you, Mr. Krabs!
I have an idea how we can kick things up a notch.
Open up! This is the police!
Yeah, just a second.
Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
Y-Yes.
Put those eyeballs back in your head, son.
We've got a few questions for you.
[screaming]
Now, focus. And quench.
[grunting]
Oh, well, if I'm going to get weird,
I'm going to need to see a professional.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Hmm?
Um, Dutchy, is this going to be much longer?
Well, somebody has to step up, fight that monster,
and become captain. And that somebody is me.
Oh, you tell him, Mr. Krabs! Bring it around town. Yeah!
[snoring]
Cattywampus, Plankton, you're just about the teeniest
gal-dang critter I ever did see. Yeehaw!
[humming]
Yah ha ha ha ha!
Distract with the abstract.
[babbling]
Hey, shapes and noises, I love it.
[babbling]
[laughing]
You mean you're going to make picket signs?
Yeah.
And you're going to make protest speeches?
Yeah, yeah!
And you're going to demand me respect?
Yeah!
N-No. No, Squidward, you didn't tell me
I was going to get fired. Without the Krusty Krab,
I-I... Oh, Squidward.
Could you hold me? I think I'm gonna be sick.
SpongeBob. Newsflash, SpongeBob. I got fired, too.
But this is exactly why we need to go on strike.
He can't treat us like this anymore.
[coughing] And it smells angry.
Is it time to look yet?
- You peek first. - No, you peek first.
[screaming]
What's today's grub?
Hi, Donna, it's chilly.
Same as always. Let me get you some.
Uh.
Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob.
When are these horrific hallucinations going to end?
No, it's really me.
Get 'em!
Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom
in my own home!
And I need an elevator to climb one stair! Hi-yah!
We've been shrinking for years!
But this is ridiculous.
What did you do to me?
I'm sorry, Squidward, but you made me do it.
SpongeBob, if you don't return me to normal size
right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble.
Uh. Uh. Okay. Uh.
I said now!
Uh.
Uh. Uh.
Do you hear me?!
Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it off me!
Stupid, no good, lousy...
[screaming]
Wow, it sure is dark in here.
[grunting]
Look, Mr. Krabs, I'm you.
I said I'm worried that [babbling]
That's what I thought you said.
Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal.
[screaming]
Stay back, I'm warning you!
Alright, now you're just acting silly.
I want you to [babbling]
No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy.
[screaming]
[panting]
[babbling]
Holy shrimp, they're everywhere!
[screaming]
Ooh, driving range.
Patrick, can you see anything?
Only the dismal abyss of black nothingness.
Remote controls are dead, too.
Oh, Patrick, I don't wanna jump to any conclusions here,
but I think that we... have lost our minds!
[laughing]
M. O. O. N. [laughing]
That spells moon. [laughing]
Okay, don't panic, Patrick,
we'll find 'em. Just take it easy. Take it easy!
Take it easy!
I'm taking it easy, SpongeBob.
Our brains are probably right around here somewhere.
Here brains! Brains, here boy!
Here brains!
Brain, where are you?
Brain, brain, brain!
I think I found it, SpongeBob!
I found mine too.
Oh, darn it, I still can't see.
Yeah, my brain won't fit back in.
[laughing]
Uh, ma'am, you forget something.
That's okay, you can keep it.
I'll take it.
Oh, yeah, looking good.
Ew, give me that.
Oh, man, that felt all squishy.
You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor,
but I guess that's why they call ya Shrink.
[laughing]
Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?
Hope? Hope? When I get my hands on that formula,
there won't be any hope for any of ya.
[laughing]
I mean, you'll be cured in no time.
Oh, good.
Let's start with a simple exercise.
Jumping jacks?
I want you to close your eyes.
Tighter. Tighter. Too tight!