♪ Snap, snap ♪
♪ It's a rare condition, this day and age ♪
♪ To see the Black Squad in the real bad days ♪
♪ But the Red Team, we so fly ♪
♪ Roll up a sack because we trying to get high ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Hit your girl from the back ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Roll up the fat sack ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Man, the black team is whack ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
(Audience laughing)
- [DJ D-Wrek] The topic is The 90's.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ In the 90's, I was never bored ♪
♪ Play Mario Kart on my N64 ♪
♪ N64, that ain't just swell ♪
♪ You know I'm all that I just like Keenan and Kel ♪
♪ Kennan and Kel, you never could stop me ♪
♪ Before we had kids, we had tamagotchi ♪
♪ Don't know what that is cause I am a boss ♪
♪ I keep this play jumping in like I'm Kris Kross ♪
♪ I'm crew stars, you know what that do ♪
♪ Eat my Lunchables with my Dunkaroos ♪
♪ Dunkaroos, did that really go ♪
♪ I'm a pimp, I'm a player, I'm a gigolo ♪
♪ A gigolo, you never could fail ♪
♪ Everybody died playing Oregon Trail ♪
- The hell is the is Oregon Trail?
- (censored) computer game.
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- The topic is "The 90's."
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I'ma 90's kid, my raps are so bold ♪
♪ In the 90's man, you were already old ♪
♪ That's okay, I'm old, you know what's crazy ♪
♪ Your (censored) raps are (censored) lazy ♪
♪ Lazy, dude, that's the name of your game ♪
♪ Haven't heard of you since you did "Soul Plane" ♪
(audience laughing) (Godfrey yelling)
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Alright, your topic is 90's Hip-Hop.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, they tellin' me chill ♪
♪ I'm killing them softly like I'm Lauren Hill ♪
♪ Like you Lauren Hill, watch out, I do things ♪
♪ I come to your crib, make you cream like I'm Wu-Tang ♪
♪ You make me cream, though that's not a sport ♪
♪ He from The Bay, 'cause you are too short ♪
♪ I am too short that is real silly ♪
♪ Last night you texted me and you called me Biggie ♪
♪ I called you Biggie, no that's not right ♪
♪ Why y'all got me up here against MC Lite ♪
(audience laughing)
- Your topic is 90's movies.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Check me out, on those nineties movies ♪
♪ They were so grimy, that is why I'm a "Menace to Society" ♪
♪ Boy you a menace Well let's see ♪
♪ I made your girl come over, "Lean on Me" ♪
♪ Lean on you, boy you do the most ♪
♪ I took your girl and then I got "Ghost" ♪
♪ Man you got "Ghost", bruh, don't play ♪
♪ Me and my squad showed your girl "Training Day" ♪
♪ Her training day but I never panicked ♪
♪ Your girl on my knees and she sucked my "Titanic" ♪
♪ Sucked my "Titanic", have some respect ♪
♪ Your girl is my "Malcolm X" ♪
♪ Your "Malcolm X", boy hit the highway ♪
♪ I hit your girl every "Friday" ♪
♪ He got no violence and I work on- ♪
- Man, I'll beat your (censored) ass.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Every black person has watched this show.
(buzzer chirps) - What is Martin?
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
(buzzer chirps) - What is, oh.
♪ This is all that ♪ (bell dings)
♪ This is all that ♪
- Check it out.
- The battle is second Aunt Viv versus First Aunt Viv.
(audience applauding)
- When it comes to the battle,
I get told I'm the worst mom.
- Facts. (audience laughing)
- But yet my money Phillip Banks,
ever since I took your job
- Fill up banks. (audience laughing)
- So this who, they got to replace me.
I've been on way more seasons than you, sis
and on all them episodes, I've never seen you do this.
(audience cheering and laughing)
- And your winner is the Black Squad,
make some noise for 'em.
(bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Chris and this summer he got fatter ♪
♪ But don't he look like Carl Winslow ♪
♪ From "The Family Matters" ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my aunt and uncle ♪
♪ And they drove here from Aurora ♪
♪ After years of trying to smash ♪
♪ Urkel finally got Laura ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪
- E-Man, who you got over there?
- Oh yes, I'm here.
I'm here, DJ D-Wrek.
Yes, I am here.
I can't believe this person is here, oh my God.
It's taking me down memory lane all over again.
It reminded me back when I was a rugrat at myself.
I want you guys to make some noise
for your favorite toy, Reptar!
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Come on now. - Really?
- [E-Man] I can't believe it's here.
- Okay, you know what?
I am literally freaking out right now.
I am utterly starstruck.
I used to watch RugRats all the time.
Guys give it up for Chucky Finster.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Oh my gosh.
- Black Squad, wild out.
(audience cheering and applauding)
- Hey yo, what's up?
You reached Kel Mitchell.
This is my voicemail, home of the voicemail.
Can I take your message?
I can't answer the phone right now
'cause I'm in the bathroom,
'cause I drank too much orange soda,
and I do, I do, I do have to doo-doo.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
(audience cheering)
(audience cheering continues)
- I think you should just take it from the beginning, okay?
- Okay.
(beep)
- Well, this is Ed.
What am I supposed to do on this thing?
- Supposed to say the line.
Yo, say the line.
- Uh, no. (audience laughing)
- They called Good Burger.
They want know about the special sauce, say the line.
Welcome to.
- Oh, oh oh, welcome to Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
(audience cheering) (bell dinging)
- All right, look
I'm gonna tell you something that is really true.
You're not a monkey, but you are a boo.
You could get into bikini from them pants.
I'm really trying to rub you like a genie in the lamp.
Know I ain't bragging, you could be my Jasmine.
I'll show you a whole new world like.
- "Aladdin"? - Yes.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- So I'm, I'm on this boat and I glad I came yo.
Laid back in a lightin' the flame though.
Yeah.
- Sing to her, John, sing to her!
♪ 'Cause I sing for real ♪
♪ Don't really rap but you know the deal ♪
♪ Every time I'ma make you feel ♪
♪ Sit down, ride now ♪
- Swimming? Boats?
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
♪ Oh-oh-h ♪
♪ My uncle killed my daddy ♪
♪ It was my fault, I ran afoul my kingdom ♪
(buzzer sounds) - She said kingdom.
- She said kingdom. - You can't do that.
♪ D-Wrek is a hater ♪
(audience laughing)
- Let's go, are you ready?
- I'm ready.
- Now listen, all right, check this out.
You stay across the street and it's all good.
I stay with my daddy in the hood.
(buzzer sounds)
- I keep- (audience jeering)
- Said the word
- I said I stay with my daddy, in the hood.
- It's called "Boyz N The"
- Man, (censored) this game, man.
- You said the whole movie title
except for the word boys.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- All right, listen.
Listen girl, I don't really mean to brag
but after this movie I know we gonna shag.
Okay? I won't get lazy.
Question, do I make you horny baby?
- "Austin Powers"?
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Hey. Hey. (audience laughing)
- They say I had all, but something was missing,
I kept looking down but something was fishy,
on the prince, I was lurking.
I look like Justina if she was a virgin.
(audience laughing) - Oh, "Little Mermaid."
- She said it, she said it! (bell dings)
- Look, I don't wanna scare you
but say my name five times in this mirror
right now, I dare you.
- "Candyman." - "Candyman."
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- That's how you play!
♪ Girl tonight, we ain't going to play ♪
♪ You remind me of LisaRaye ♪
♪ Take off them clothes, you won't get cold ♪
♪ I'm gonna show you a striper pole ♪
♪ He's gonna be trouble, trouble ♪
♪ We're gonna show the stripper pole ♪
♪ LisaRaye, yeah ♪
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
- All right, okay, well check it out,
'cause this movie right here made billions.
Tom Cruise, he was hanging from the ceiling.
He didn't even know what was going on.
Blew up the building and did it wrong.
(audience laughing)
- Come on, he was hanging from a wire.
I know you seen the movie, if you didn't, you a liar.
(audience laughing) (buzzer sounds)
- You don't know MI, he done made 1, 2 and part 3.
- Sherry Cola. (audience cheering)
- Are you cold, baby?
Are you cold, baby?
- Take all the time you want Sherry
- This movie now, you ready?
- Yep.
- This Asian girl put a bun.
She's ready to defeat the Hun.
She's looking at her reflection.
She print, she pretends she has an erection.
Hides her boobs and her pants are sagging.
There was a reboot but no dragon.
(audience laughing)
- "Mulan"?
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
- Gimme my jacket back.
- What's up?
- What's up girl?
- All right, all right, you cute.
- You cute too. - Don't be dumb.
- Okay. (audience laughing)
- Yo four (censored), all of them hood, see.
Three like (censored), one like (censored).
- All right.
- Stoney had the (censored), that wasn't funny.
When T.T. said "I need that money." she was ugly.
- "Set it off." - "Set it off", boo.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- Check this out.
Last name Turner so you know I don't play,
and before we get it popping eat this cake Anna Mae,
to keep you motivated, I might give a little push
but the way you looking at outfit made me want
to get in your nut bush.
(audience cheering)
- "What's Love Got To Do With It."
- Exactly.
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
- All right look, you still messing with homeboy
and girls in Compton say that I look like Doughboy.
No relationship, I'm trying to get a quickie
and give you back shots like your name was Ricky.
(audience laughing and applauding)
- "Boyz N Da Hood."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (bell dings)
- Oh back when I was a young cub, I used to have a heart,
'til my ex girl Nala, left me all scarred
'cause she was all about a dollar,
but I feel like with you it's "hakuna matata".
(audience laughing)
- That's for sure "Lion King".
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
(air horn honks) (audience cheering)
- Hey, hey.
- Aw (censored), y'all ready?
- Go ahead.
♪ Hey Atlanta, GA I was born and raised ♪
♪ On the Westside where I spend most of my days ♪
♪ Atlanta, GA I was born and raised ♪
♪ On the Westside where I spend most of my days ♪
♪ My homey got money, I'm gonna live with him ♪
♪ I'm gonna live with him ♪ - Say what?
♪ My uncle got money, I'm gonna with him ♪
♪ I'm gonna live with him ♪
- Say what?
♪ So wrong, DC, hold on ♪
♪ Cascade's where I go when I get my role on ♪
♪ I stay on my hustle its a fact and I may ride top ♪
♪ So good to boys they call me Bankhead ♪
♪ Westside, you know I had a dream ♪
♪ You can find me up on Martin Luther King ♪
♪ 3 p.m., I'm in traffic by Lennox got no gas money ♪
♪ With the magic and spending ♪
♪ Move in with my uncle so I could touch a mil ♪
♪ Hold up ♪
♪ Rest in peace, Uncle Phil, ♪
♪ Atlanta, GA I was born and raised ♪
♪ On the Westside where I spend most of my days ♪
♪ Atlanta, GA I was born and raised ♪
♪ On the Westside where I spend most of my days ♪
♪ My uncle got money I'm gonna live with him ♪
♪ Hey, I'ma live with him ♪
(air horn honks) (audience cheering)
- We're gonna do this the right way, DJ D-Wrek?
- Yes. - Give it to us.
- Remix, hey! (air horn honking)
♪ Snap, snap ♪
♪ It's a rare condition, this day and age ♪
♪ To see the Black Squad in the real bad days ♪
♪ But the Red Team, we so fly ♪
♪ Roll up a sack because we trying to get high ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Hit your girl from the back ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Roll up the fat sack ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Man, the Black Team is whack ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Look, I love Urkel but I really want a don ♪
♪ Get in the machine and give me Stefan ♪
♪ I'm show my Urkel dance ♪
♪ And maybe Laura gonna come up out the pants ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Hit your girl from the back ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Roll up the fat sack ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
♪ Man, the Black Team is whack ♪
♪ Did I do that ♪
(bell dings) (air horn honks)
♪ Did I do that ♪ (audience cheering)
♪ DC hey my name is Chico Bean ♪
♪ I said something about you earlier ♪
♪ But you know you my G ♪
♪ I ain't got nothing else to say ♪
♪ Just wanna let you know I agree ♪
♪ That dude sitting right there ♪
♪ Look just like a negro broccoli tree ♪
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
♪ Negro broccoli tree ♪
♪ You rap about me, listen, who does that ♪
♪ He looks like Cynthia, off Rugrats ♪
♪ Cynthia from Rugrats ♪ (audience cheering)
♪ Cynthia from Rugrats ♪ (bell dings)
- Hold up, hold up E-Man.
You up here doing all that
"boom", "pow" (imitates explosion).
Nick, who does that?
I thought was a Jamaican theme.
You up here built like a Rugrat.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ DC made fun of my outfit ♪
♪ He said it goes switch, switch, switch and it tricks ♪
♪ But I can tell you I can go swish, swish, switch ♪
♪ And your (censored) and I can get it going ♪
♪ Get you cracking a lot ♪
♪ And matter of fact we does this, we packing a lot ♪
♪ 'Cause this team, winning, this something we does that ♪
♪ Ya whole crowd look like mother (censored) Rugrats ♪
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
♪ And I'ma put it up here, where the thugs at ♪
♪ This (censored) here look like the dude ♪
♪ Like hey girl, where my hug at ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Hey you do like this, yeah.
♪ Ever since "All That", I've been 'bout them flows ♪
♪ Y'all want to hear me do a rap ♪
♪ Then oh here it goes ♪
♪ 'Cause Like my man Kel, I love orange soda ♪
♪ And I'm gonna keep on rolling like I'm on this coasters ♪
♪ So I'ma freestyle and you know I'm the man ♪
♪ Y'all gotta give it up for Detective Dan ♪
♪ And I'm gonna keep on doing it 'cause I'm in the mood ♪
♪ My man Keenan told me y'all was a super dude ♪
♪ But I keep it popping yo, I keep it hot, yeah ♪
♪ Lori Beth, what's your vital thought ♪
♪ And I just go and keep on rhyming ♪
♪ Nick Cannon is perfect I could do it every time, man ♪
(bell dings) (audience applauding)
♪ You out here trying to make me look like a dummy ♪
♪ But we all know you run ♪
♪ That wasn't funny ♪
♪ I'm out here, I'm getting my money. ♪
- Yeah
♪ I still work for Nick, Nick, Nick. ♪
- Me too.
♪ And y'all work for Nick, Nick, Nick. ♪
♪ Only difference, I ain't sucked no (censored) ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- I thought we was gonna play,
I thought we came to play.
♪ Well that last rap, was out the question ♪
♪ Because on this show you was always wearing dresses ♪
♪ And I'm just letting you know I keep it racked ♪
♪ And I can't do it 'cause you know I'm all that ♪
♪ But I don't know what's better buzzer or bell ♪
♪ They should have named that show Keenan and Fail ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)