*Highfive* Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to Surgeon Sim VR!
Every time I do an intro in VR, I'm always worried how close to my light I actually am
to hitting it. It's right there! I'm gonna smack it again! I blew one bulb doing that already.
Ohhh-kay!
Da FUCK outta here!
NO!
Not answering your bullshit!
Ok.
Operations... we are going BACK into space
The last thing we did was "le brain"
up here and down here! That's two brains
inside the human body. Ok so we're moving
on to eyeballs. I know them like the back of my
eyelids! But, just... see is that a thing you can
say? I know it like the back of my eyelids.
Technically I know the back of my eyelids very
well, because every time I fucking blink
I see them and every time I got to sleep...
There THEY are!
What? WAIT! Oh I didn't do this one... already.
Oh ok. But if you can't really know the back
of your eyelids, because everything's dark in there
so... technically all I know is
darkness. ALL I KNOW IS DARKNESS BOB! Oh
ya sexy bastard! Right! Here we go Bob! We're
about to- NO! Nope nope! Get outta my way please! Scootch scootch!
I need a couple of em actually! Eh. Gulp!
Oh yeah! Good! Ah..don't need the hammer. Don't
need you. Don't need a lot of things Bob
in this life. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! ALL YOU NEED
IS LOVE!
All you need is for this thing to fucking
cut properly! Shhh Bob! Shhh. You hear that music Bob?
It's just you, me, and the sounds. KISS ME
YOU FOOL! Hahaha! What are we doing? Oh yeah
I need to jam something into your fucking eye
hole first.
Wait! Why do I need glue stick? Why do I need glue?
Can I...?
Can I pull the top off this? No. Ah. Bleugh. EHBLBGH
Why did I do that? Where is the needles?
For- AHH for fuck's sake!
That's the one I- well you know what we're gonna have
to do Bob? We're gonna have
to fucking do this with no problems.
Here we fucking go. Said no doctor ever. Ah shit!
Ah shit! Eurgh!
Okay yeah! I needed to... JAM that in there
and pull these out. GET IT OUT! BOB NO!
YOU CAN'T FUCKING DIE ON ME YET! I love the
dramatic music as well. Did they come back?
Fuck! We're running against the clock here
Bob! Against the clock! Pull out one eyeball. Pull
out two eyeball. BOB! WAKE. THE FUCK.
UP. YOU. STUPID. BASTARD.
Ohhh-kay. Moving along nicely! The surgeory is moving
along! As long as these eyeball bastards don't go
anywhere. Okay! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'!? I NEED MY LIGHT! Nuuurrrssseee!
NURRRSSSSEEEE! Nurse is dead, the nurse is fucking E.V.A.ing outside.
There's there goes- AHHHH it's fucking weird
it's like a little squid ! EWWWW!
Ah, I mean, doctor-doctor-doctor words!
There goes another eyeball. Fuck yeah! And
BUH! FUCK YEAH! Buuuhhh! That was awesome! That's how
you get real eyeballs in! FUCK YOU needles!
I don't NEEEEEEDle you anymore!
Best joke!
That's how you get eyeballs in! You just go POP and they're fucking in. Ohh-kay!
Main menu. SHUT UP!
That was a great surgery by El Capitan
Jacko. Hey! How's it goin? Nice to see ya. Thanks for
coming out. Fucking headset's all weird.
Lesson 1 for VR: DON'T HAVE HAIR!
Back to normality! A-plus-plus. Have you
ever seen that? Definitely not on your
fucking grades anyway, because nobody is
as smart as Dr Jack.
Ok! Ahhh moving on to the teeth. We call this
one the old space teeth-a-roni, because it's a
it's a special kind of- fucking stuff what's going on?
Ok. You guys need to come over here.
Wow!
The majestic space- get the fuck outta my
Don't let that stick ya. If that sticks ya, you get the
super poison. Stop! Fuck's sake!
Go that way!
Ahhh what do I need? I need a fuckin.. I need the
brain from that surgery a while ago. Right okay!
Tink-tink! Tink-tink! Oh Bob! You're awake for this
one Bob! Ya because it's just dental surgery!
Kay, close your eyes
Close your eyes. Do you like it when I put my
finger in your eye? You- I don't know if
you do. You're not really saying no
So that's my way of keep doing it. Right,
I need a tiny hammer... Ah... How many teeth are bad?
Three?
Bob, I think- OPEN YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH
OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN I'M MURDERING YOU
I MEAN... fixing you. You saw nothin'
OH SHIT. Hey, that was the right one
TAP TAP TAAP TAAAAAP TAP
OHHH, Bob, I took out an extra tooth
BOB, IT'S FINE, we're going to fix it
OKAY, BOB. Bob is going to be fine, Bob.
Okay, if I could just use these space fingers to the best of my space abilities
Ah, shit, there's teeth everywhere. UM, it's like that time I
punched my granny in the face. Teeth everywhere, Bob.
Bad joke, okay. Moving on.
Gimme a tooth. It's going in your mouth
OPEN... shlook.
Is that a good tooth?
No, that's a bad tooth.
OPEN WIDE... HERE COMES THE MEDICIIINE
Heeere comes the teeth airplane *airplane noise*
You're supposed to open your fucking mouth. Didn't you play this as a child?
What did you had? A fucking bad childhood or something?
There we go. One more tooth, Bob... OH, LOOK. Look what I found.
It's an incisor
Why didn't this finish?
Did you put- OH, YOU HAVE ANOTHER FUCKED UP TOOTH
Why didn't you tell me about that, Bob?
Where's my hammer?
MY HAMMER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE NOW
You're a fuckin' asshole
Okay, we're moving this way. *sings a little tone*
It's fine
Okay, see? I'm a fucking geni- STOP THAT
Okay. Okay, relax.
Well- DEADPOOL. NO.
Oh, yes. OH, NO, HE SWALLOWED IT
UM... Imma just get another tooth.
You see? Doctors and dentists are like the paleontologists of humans.
You just dig, you brush away and then you
AH, STOP SWALLOWING YOUR OWN TEETH
Can I have this? And can I has? I can has? I can has. (Jack the cave man)
AAAAANNND, BOOM! ANOTHER FUCKING SURGERY IN THE BAAAAAG.
ARE YOU WATCHING? SCARY ASS HOME VIDEOS
NO, that's how you do stuff well.
Is that a floating handle of a cup?
"This certificate advises that Nigel Burke having satisfied all the requirements and successfully
passed the examination is properly qualified to practice the specialty of Surgery
Wasn't I that qualified before?
I DON'T NEEEED YOUR FUCKING CERTIFICATES
I... have a pen. I'm writing a letter to your manager.
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU
Signed *fart sound* and just flop out my dick on the page
That's how I sign shit
You don't have fucking pac-man around here?
Christ man, what am I supposed to fucking play?
*phone noises* HELLO? HELLO? HITMAN FOR HIR- I MEAN, DOCTOR
HMMM, OH SHIT. Those were UH... Those were just crumpled balls of paper for nothing.
They're not my fanfictions.
Shhhhh
I'm a doctoooor.
Okay, I need to do a special something.
Gimme you
Uhhhh... two nine six one four five
I did it. I did it. I ARMED the bomb.
I don't know what happens now.
Did I do it right?
That's- Oh god.
Something is happening. What did I do?
Bob, are you okay?
OH, JESUS. BOB!
BOB, NOOOO
Oh shit. OH GOD. OH NO. OH FUCK YOU. OH MY GOD
Oh, you ASSHOLE.
I'm guessing that I DID do it right. Oh, this is new
Quagnarf liblity blop.
Is this you, Mr. alien? I think I got the alien surgery.
Please tell me I did.
What's going on? What do I do?
This is fucking scary.
I think I did the right thing.
I think that was what I was supposed to do.
YEAH
Oh god, have a big giant... thing floating up there.
MY GOD
Instructor: You're here just in time. The patient's pewdsball is about to explode.
I: You need to remove it within the next three minutes, otherwise it will explode and destroying the uprating theater, killing us all.
AW MAN.
I: But I'm sure you remember your left and your right
I: GET TO IT DOCTOR.
I: I should open the medical casket now.
tHANK YOU.
I: The patient's name is Dorothy.
DOROTHY?
Oh god, HI.
UM...
Nice- Nice to meet you
I- I am doctor Jack- stop fiddling with yourself there for a second -I am Doctor Jack.
I would be your honorary human for today.
Quagnai Quag *Pterodactyl noise*
Okay, apparently I got the fucking language on.
What is this?
Dude, this is some fucking predator shit.
Oh god, oh god, ah uh. Fucking hell.
There we fucking go. THIS THING IS AWESOME, DUDE. Oh, yeah, three minutes.
UM...
Okay, uh, let me take this little Mickey Mouse glove out of you.
First, I have no idea how to do this.
I've never done this surgery
I haven't done it in the normal game.
OH GOD, what do I do?
I: Well, that's one week to open a spare parts job
UUUUUUUUUH, I broke it. Can I brake the rest?
I: We'll get someone to clean that up later
UM, SORRY. "Remove the Pewdsball". Ooh-kay.
I have- got this. MASTER SURGEON.
MASTER SURGEON. READY TO WORK.
Can you fucking work for me please?
I: We should hurry up, Doctor.
I KNOW
Trying my fucking best here
I: Now, cut down that Pewdsballs.
UM... I: ...to the moon! Quickly.
I: Put it in the extractor to your right
UH, I DID IT!
I: The Pewdsball *unintelligible* safe explosion. EMINENT
Oh, Jesus, did I do it right?
*explosion* FUCKING HELL. JESUS.
I: Nicely done Not a bad surgical style.
I: We still have a bit of time
I: While Dorothy Is opened, why don't you give it a quick checkup?
I: I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
That scared the fucking shit out of me.
I- what do I do?
Is that thing is still spinning around? Where is it?
Uh, THERE IT IS, *laughs*
Sorry *giggles* Uh, give you a quick check up.
Kay, got it.
Imma take the flombee out of you.
Okay
You know what?
I'll never have this opportunity again
I'll never know what is like...
...to kiss an alien
COME HERE YOU BIG HEADED, BIG EYED FREAK.
*gross sounds*
*giggles*
*slurp sound* OKAY, what's inside you?
You're an alien. I know- I wanna poke.
poke poke
What is this? What does this do? What are you?
Have you always looked like that?
Why do you have teeth?
What are these?
What's this thing?
Is this good?
Imma put it in you
What's that?
Is this another Pewdsball? Imma put this inside you as well.
I: Doctor, congratulations. Once again you've saved lives including mine. Stand by for transport back to earth.
No problem. AW, HIGHFIVE.
YEAH! Highfive!
YEAH! *chuckles*
MAAAN
What a great operating day has been for me.
I saved humanity.
I highfived an alien.
Got some interspecies kissing going on
Its been a fucking great day.
I just realized that poor Bob is drifting through space all alone.
Eh
WELL THAT DOES IT FOR THIS EPISODE ON SURGEON SIM VR
I actually think that that was the last episode of Surgeon Sim VR
I've done all the surgeries.
I don't know what else it is to do.
Just after realizing that
AW, MAN.
Surgeon Sim VR was one of my favorite things that I've been doing lately.
It was so awesome. And, could I just say for a second...
How cool it's been... that... like, I think that it's easy to take for granted
Like, VR gaming... it's like a thing now.
VR videos and VR... content is like an actual thing that happens commonplace this days.
Like I could take out my VR headset and play some games.
There's not a bajillion games out for it but to find that that's just like there's a normal, common thing that can happen... now.
Blows my mind.
That's where we've got to.
Now, we only can go up from here.
It's so cool. I don't know if we're gonna come back to Surgeon Sim VR. Uh, unless there's something I could do
or just dick around again. I don't know.
All the surgeries are the same thing just in different environment so
I might leave it here and move of to a different VR series.
If there are any games coming out or ARE out for VR that I haven't done yet, please let me know.
I'm always on the look out for new, cool VR things.
But for now,
THANK you guys so much for watching this episode. IF YOU LIKED IT
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!
AND
Highfives all around
WAPISH, WAPISH
THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES *high pitched voice* IN THE NEXT VIDEO.
Angry MONKEYYYY