Sitting in the stands with a sandwich
Sardines, mustard and radish
Kidney beans, custard and cabbage
Twenty-four foot's all I can manage
Been about an hour since I ate and I'm famished
My stomach was estranged and abandoned
Feeling like the craziest chasm
I had to arrange a companion
Down on the stage is some action
It's the matches
And they're looking for a champion
Martial arts fighters are battling
And the whole crowd roars in reaction
Now the next fight beams on the jumbo screen
They're making a marine fight a guy in green
One Jump something he looks quite weak
I hope he survives so that I can eat
The elite takes the lead he punches and kicks with his feet
Jump Man's quick so the miss is complete
He ducks and he weaves
What's up with his speed?
It's clear to be seen he's a whole other league
But still
He ain't a match for me
Time for a snack, I turn back to eat
But the sound from the crowd is distracting me
So I look up BAM and it's smacking me
With a force
The Marine hit me right in the jaw
My food gets launched and it falls to the floor
Like, this means war
It's green's fault
My sandwich is dead
"You're never gonna get away with this one!" I said
I charge at my foe with a yell from the soul
The rage takes hold and my hair turns gold
We've gotta spar
Don't get in my way when the hunger pangs
You will get hit with a hundred hands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Everything shakes and the thunder bangs
The hippy awakes and the plumber stands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Don't get in my way when the hunger pangs
You will get hit with a hundred hands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Everything shakes and the thunder bangs
The hippy awakes and the plumber stands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Like Zoinks!
Why can't I hit this boy
My enemies would regularly get destroyed
He avoids my attacks but he won't fight back
If he's messing with me then I'm gonna get annoyed
Like, hey man, I admit you're alright
"But playtime's over, no way you'll survive"
And he said
Man I don't understand this clown
But his language sounds like he plans to fight
So I faked with the left and I jabbed with the right
His head snapped back and his hat took flight
In the middle of his hair trying to bust through
Was a mushroom shaped bald patch taking much room
I pointed and laughed at my foe
His face went hard, next thing that I know
He jumped on my head sent me out of control
I went through a wall left a dent and a hole
Then I got to my feet
Revenge is the goal
It's about time that I end this coward
I guess I gotta use ten percent of my power-
BANG!
My energy seemed to expand
And the crowd screamed as they ran
The ground let off steam as it cracked
From beneath something reached up a hand
It was a demon with evil intentions
A creature with teeth and a temper
It went RAAAH! then it lunged with aggression
And so calmly we punched it together
Blood rained down to the floor
The creature lay dead with a hole in the core
The crowd went wild with a load of applause
Our argument's done I suppose it's a draw
Walked side by side on our path to the door
My new friend smiled then he started to talk:
Now you're speaking my language, like pass me a fork
Don't get in my way when the hunger pangs
You will get hit with a hundred hands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Everything shakes and the thunder bangs
The hippy awakes and the plumber stands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
I’ll have 9 of those, 7 of those, 2 of those- you know what?
Actually, just bring me the whole menu, I’ll have everything.
Pass me the food, Me and one jump dude came to consume,
I leave a plate nude looking like the full moon,
I'm eating fruit soup and spaghetti with prunes, I'm like a vacuum so you better make room,
Put the meat back, I don't eat that,
On my 10th course now that's a neat snack, Now I'm gonna eat yam and some tree sap,
Matter fact bring that again like a recap, Bro you should swallow that whole,
Your food's going cold,
Like you've had two bowls and you eat kinda slow,
He said:
I think that means I'm full here you go, I take his share,
Ate what's spare, Wait I swear that's a moustache hair,
Stuck right there in my chow, Call for the chef right now,
The chef comes out with a menacing frown, An L on his hat but it's upside down,
Tall and thin with a violent chin, I smile at him and point at the black thing,
Like this was great, I'll have another 5 on a plate,
Actually make that 8, The chef says nothing,
Nods then returns to the kitchen he's running, Man I can't wait for nutrition that's coming,
I reach for additional muffins and speak from the lips that I'm stuffing,
I'm loving this place, Like hey man what's wrong with your face,
You look kinda green, I mean,
More than you usually seem, He speaks,
Then departs for the bathroom and leaves the food so I don't starve
Oh You thought it'd be easy? Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy,
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie,
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z, We're the greatest believe me
Oh You thought it'd be easy? Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy,
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie,
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z, Don't forget Waluigi
G-G-G-G-G-G-Guess who, It can only be one man,
Homie I'm back, More built than a brickhouse,
Got biceps on my moustache, Ever since Smash,
Haven't come across any one that compare to the level I’m on,
With the strength I have, What I warm up with is your one rep max,
If you don't workout then you don't get jacked, I obliterated literally everybody in a little
video game, But it was so lame,
Every single day I would dominate the roster page then do it again,
I want a taste of the real competition, Step up to the plate,
I can meet you in the kitchen, Seasoned with a skillet,
Better believe that I can batter you both until you bleed creme filling,
Been traveling through galaxies, Lookin’ for a valuable match for me,
But it gets repetitive and tedious to be the antagonist they can't defeat,
Put a hurt on Hercules when I went over to Greece,
Most certainly, Kratos got a KO with rear a choke yeah I put 'em to sleep
I've been getting so bored every fight that I go to,
Beat Liono while watching a sitcom on Roku,
Beat Superman the same day, Reading a newspaper sipping on a cold brew,
When I thought there was no one left, I heard that you two were the best,
Stay put right here, Don't move I'ma kill him first,
Then when I'm back I'm killin' you next
Oh You thought it'd be easy? Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy,
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie,
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z, We're the greatest believe me
Oh You thought it'd be easy? Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy,
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie,
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z, Don't forget Waluigi
(Shaggy Ball Z!)
Shaggy!
Rock the Shaggy!
Shaggy Ball Z!
Shaggy!
Rock the Shaggy!
Come get me!
(Shaggy Ball Z!)
There was a crossover!
It’s cannon mama!
Shaggy!
Rock the Shaggy!
Shaggy Ball Z!
Shaggy!
Rock the Shaggy!
Come get me!
Shaggy!
Rock the Shaggy!
Shaggy Ball Z!
Shaggy!
Rock the Shaggy!
Come, a-come get me!
Shaggy Ball Z!
ONE JUUUUUUUUUUUMP
3, 2, 1
POWER UP
One jump, one blow, one clean K.O.
goombas, boos and koopa troopers
you know that you're gonna die
Chapeau bestowed moustachio
hero in green, tall, fit and lean
whoooooaaaaa
Designed as a sideline
Got it all to prove and extra lives
HERO
No rescue job is too big or too small
Fighting foes in green hat and overalls
HE ROSE
To fortune, forging his own rightful game franchise
now you know his name
KILLS GHOSTS
He battled through an army of undead
Fighting for the freedom of his kindred
HE SHOWS
No mercy, he crushes your soul with his cold dead stare
For recognition HE ROOOOOSE
Vacuum cleaners HE KNOOOOOWS
a green with dungarees psycho herooooooooooooooo