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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: ALL RIGHT!
HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYONE, WHAT A
GLORIOUS TIME TO BE ALIVE!
ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE ME.
SO, ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE SEEING
THE LEFT GO AFTER SPEECH.
LAST WEEK, COMING AFTER
ELON MUSK FOR BUYING TWITTER AND
THAT’S THEM ON THE LEFT.
IN CASE YOU’RE NORMAL AND HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT AN NGO’S, IT STANDS
FOR NO GOOD ORGANIZATION.
REALLY CLEVER.
THEY ARE NONPROFIT GROUPS THAT
CLAIM TO BE INDEPENDENT OF ANY
GOVERNMENT, BUT PUSHING RADICAL
AGENDAS LIKE NO CASH BAIL AND
CENSORSHIP.
LESS ACCOUNTABLE THAN GOVERNMENT
EMPLOYEES.
THIS WEEK, THE NGO SENT A LETTER
URGING A BOYCOTT OF TWITTER IF
ELON MUSK TAKES OVER THE
COMPANY.
BACKERS INCLUDE FORMER CLINTON
OPERATIVES GEORGE SOROS AS WELL
AS THE EUROPEAN UNION.
THE EUROPEAN UNION SIGNED A
LETTER.
UKRAINIANS MUST BE THRILLED IF
THEY HEAR THAT THE E.U. HAS
THEIR PRIORITY RATE.
SURE, WE ARE UNDER RUSSIAN
ATTACK, BUT SOMEBODY WAS MADE TO
CHRISSY T AGAIN.
HOW SHE DOING?
SEE WHO ELSE ON THE LETTER?
THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT.
BOO.
BOO THEM!
IS THIS WHAT GOVERNMENTS DO?
ASSIGN LETTERS DEMANDING
ADVERTISERS TO BOYCOTT AMERICAN
COMPANIES?
SORRY, WE DIDN’T EXPECT THEM TO
SIGN A LETTER BOYCOTTING BEAVERS
BEAVERS!
BUT LET’S NOT FORGET, IT WAS A
CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER THAT
CALLED CANADIAN TRUCKERS NAZIS.
IF JUSTIN TRUDEAU’S WORRIED
ABOUT SPEECH, HE SHOULD LOOK IN
THE MIRROR.
LAST THING HE WANTS TO DO IS
ARGUE WITH THE PERSON OF COLOR.
[LAUGHTER]
I GET WHY HE HATES TWITTER, AND
YOU KIND OF SPEECH ABOUT HIM IS
USUALLY GOING TO BE CRITICAL
BECAUSE HE SOCKS.
HE’S THE WORST THING TO COME
FROM CANADA SINCE NEIL YOUNG’S
VOICE.
[LAUGHTER]
EVEN MOOSE ARE THINKING DO WE
KNOW A REALTOR IN TAMPA?
MUSK RESPONDED TO THE LETTER
WITH A TWEET ASKING WHO FUNDS
THE ORGANIZATIONS I WANT TO
CONTROL YOUR ACCESS TO
INFORMATION?
LET’S INVESTIGATE.
HE ADDED SOME LIGHTS THE BEST
DISINFECTANT.
TRY GETTING RID OF GANGRENE WITH
A SUN LAMP.
IT AGREES MUSK WILL DETOXIFY THE
INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM AND WORSE,
A DIRECT THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY
AMONGST THOSE ALREADY MOST
VULNERABLE AND MARGINALIZED.
WAIT, ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
FREE SPEECH ON TWITTER OR
DEFUNDING THE POLICE?
THEY DON’T THINK TWICE ABOUT
VULNERABLE PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET
RID OF CASH BAIL.
BUT ALLOWING FREE SPEECH ON
TWITTER, THAT WILL LEAVE A TRAIL
OF DEAD BODIES FROM HERE TO
SILICON VALLEY.
YOU THINK YOU’D BE WATCHING IN
CHICAGO AFTER 4:00 P.M.
BUT ANYBODY THEY WANT TO
ELIMINATE FROM DISCOURSE AND AS
USUAL, IN THE NAME OF THE
MARGINALIZED BUT HAS A WHITE
WEALTHY LEFTIST MARGINALIZED
GROUP ASK WHAT THEY WANT?
THEY WOULDN’T DARE GO INTO A
MARGINALIZED NEIGHBORHOOD, THEY
MAY BE STABBED BY A GUY WHO’S ON
THE STREET IT TAKES TO THEIR OWN
POLICIES.
THE FACT IS, POLLING SHOWS HOW
MARGINALIZED GROUPS WANT WHAT
EVERYBODY ELSE WANTS A GOOD JOB,
A HOUSE, FREEDOM OF CRYING CRIME
SPEECH AND AN AUTOGRAPHED
PHOTOGRAPH OF GREG GUTFELD.
THAT’S WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS,
EXCEPT FOR THE IDIOTS THAT
PRETEND TO SPEAK FOR
MARGINALIZED GROUPS.
WHILE BOYCOTTS HAVE BEEN AROUND
FOREVER, THESE ARE NO NOT ABOUT
A PRODUCT BUT SILENCING ANY
OPPOSITION USING THE
SOCIAL MEDIA MOB.
IT’S A LEVEL OF EXTORTION THAT
WOULD MAKE TONY SOPRANO DROP HIS
GOBLET.
THIS GROUP ALSO CLAIMS THAT AN
ADVERTISER WRIST ASSOCIATION
WITH THE PLATFORM AMPLIFYING
EIGHT EXTREMISM MISINFORMATION
AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
MAYBE THE LETTER WAS MEANT FOR
CNN.
THEY ALSO CLAIMED THAT UNDER
MUSK’S MANAGEMENT, TWITTER WRIST
BECOMING A CESSPOOL OF
MISINFORMATION.
THAT’S LIKE SAYING TAKING A --
RISKS STICKING UP A TIME SQUARE
PORTA POTTY.
I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.
TWITTER RISKS BECOMING A
CESSPOOL OF MISINFORMATION?
WHAT IS IT ALREADY?
WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS TWITTER,
YOU DON’T EXPECT PICTURE GUYS IN
POWDERED WIGS DEBATING CAPITAL
SOCIETY WILL HAVING AFTERNOON
TEA.
MUSK CAN MAKE A CESSPOOL OF
UNTRUTHS IS LIKE COMPLAINING
ABOUT DIARRHEA BEFORE THE EVENT
TO CHIPOTLE.
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
WHO IS BEHIND THIS?
IT APPEARS IT’S THREE
ORGANIZATIONS WHICH ARE LEFT
WING OUTFITS.
JESSE LABOR, COFOUNDER OF
AFFORDABLE TAX.
SO, HE DEFINITELY KNOWS ABOUT A
TOXIC ECOSYSTEM.
MEDIA MATTERS TO THE BIDDER DONE
OF COLLEGE-BOUND LEFTISTS SPEND
THEIR TIME WATCHING FOX AND
TWEETING ABOUT IT.
NOWHERE ELON MUSK SCARES HIM SO
MUCH?
THEY MIGHT MAKE THE LONELY
LOSER’S WORK SO MUCH HARDER.
BUT IT’S BEEN ABOUT MONOPOLIZING
SPEECH, NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE
IT ANYMORE.
>> Announcer: THE NIGHT ON
CHEST NEWS NETWORK.
>> DAVID BROOKS HERE, HOME OF
THE FAIR AND FOCUSED DEBATE.
NOT SWAYED BY PUBLIC OPINION.
WE’VE GOT TWO PEOPLE HERE ON
OPPOSING SIDES OF AN ISSUE.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ELON MUSK
AND TWITTER?
>> BILLIONAIRES IN THE CORPORATE
INTERESTS HAVE NO RIGHT TO
EFFECTIVE POLITICAL DISCOURSE IN
THIS COUNTRY.
I READ IT IN THE
"THE WASHINGTON POST."
>> YOU SUPPORT ELON?
WHAT’S IT LIKE THIS POOR
MINORITIES?
>> MISS, ANY THOUGHTS?
>> WE ARE FLIRTING WITH FASCISM
IN THIS COUNTRY.
LADYLADY LIBERTY DID NOT CONSENT
>> THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS, A
FAIR AND FINE DEBATE YOU WILL
ONLY SEE HERE ON THE CESSPOOL
NETWORK.
BACK TO YOU!
>> Greg: THE CREEPIEST THING
I’VE EVER SEEN.
BUT IT’S KIND OF APPEALING.
OF COURSE THE LEFT ARE NO
DIFFERENT THAN STUDENTS ON
CAMPUS THAT SHUT DOWN SPEAKERS,
THEY WILL NOT TOLERATE
COMPETITION.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT MUSK DOESN’T
CARE, HE DOESN’T NEED
ADVERTISERS TO MAKE TWITTER
WORK, HE NEEDS A BELIEF IN
FREE SPEECH, A FEW EXTRA
BILLIONS HE FOUND UNDER THE
COUCH CUSHIONS, AND BALLS THE
SIZE OF CAITLYN JENNER.
LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS.
HE TURNED AL QAEDA’S NUMBER ONE
INTO A PILE OF NUMBER TWO, FORMER NAVY SEAL AND COAUTHOR OF
FORMER NAVY SEAL AND COAUTHOR OF
THE BRAND-NEW BOOK, ROB O’NEILL!
HE IS SO BRIGHT, HER FUTURE HAS
TO WEAR SHADES.
A FINANCIAL EXPERT
HEATHER ZUMARRAGA!
NORTON ANTIVIRUS CAN SAVE YOU
FROM HIS INFECTIOUS LAUGHTER.
COMEDIAN AND COHOST ON
SIRIUS XM, JIM NORTON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SHE IS LIKE A Q-TIP, THIN,
WHITE, AND COULD BE HARMFUL TO
YOUR EARS.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
JIM, IT’S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE
APPEARED >> A DELIGHT TO SEE YOU
WILL BE OUR DISMAY WHEN I COULD
SEE YOU ALL THE TIME IF YOU
COULD.
I NEVER WANT YOU TO LEAVE MY
EYEBALLS.
>> THANKS, YOU NEVER LEAVE MY
DREAMS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: DO YOU LIKE ELON MUSK
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD
THAT TYPE OF MONEY?
WHAT WOULD YOU BUY TO FIX?
>> I WOULDN’T BUY ANYTHING TO
FIX UNLESS THERE’S A LOT OF
BROKEN.
[LAUGHTER]
THERE ARE!
IF THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION.
NO, I LOVE ELON MUSK AND I
LOVE -- TWITTER IS A GREAT PLACE
ALREADY.
IT IS A TERRIBLE PLACE LIKE
YESTERDAY SOMEBODY UPLOADED THIS
VIDEO OF MADISON CAWTHORN IN A
HOTEL ROOM PUMPING MY FACE.
>> Greg: IT’S SO UNFAIR!
HE’S A YOUNG KID HAVING FUN!
ROB, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
KILL ANYBODY LATELY?
>> NOT IN FRONT OF A CAMERA.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THIS OPEN LETTER, THIS SIGNED
LETTER FROM CANADA, A COUNTRY
THAT’S TELLING US ABOUT
FREE SPEECH?
>> THE SAME WITH CANADA WAS
INVOLVED, GEORGE SOROS IS
INVOLVED, THE OBAMA’S, CLINTON,
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH, IT SURPRISED
ME THAT YOU KNOW,
HILLARY CLINTON IS GOING AS
SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO COLONIZE MARS WHEN SHE MARRIED SEMITIC
MARS WHEN SHE MARRIED SEMITIC
WANT TO PUT A FINGER ON YOUR --
[LAUGHTER]
I’M SURE BILL ALL TIME LIKE
GETTING RID OF THE INTERNET KEEP
YOUR HANDS OFF GRINDER.
>> DON’T COME TO ME AFTER THAT!
>> Greg: YOU DON’T HAVE ANY
JOKES, DO YOU?
>> NO!
>> Greg: I WASN’T EXPECTING
THAT.
HEATHER, I WILL GIVE YOU THE BIG
BUSINESS QUESTION.
AT THE BOYCOTTS HAVE BEEN USED
IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS
SILENCING TUCKER AND FOX.
THEY DID IT TO JOE ROGAN.
IN A WAY, IT WAS OVER SPOTIFY
LIKE OH, MY GOD, DON’T PUT OUR
MUSIC ON SPOTIFY.
NOW THEY ARE DOING IT TO MUSK.
DO THESE THINGS EVER ACTUALLY
WORK?
>> NO, BECAUSE THEN YOU WILL
CREATE ANOTHER PLATFORM BUT
THAT’S AN INTERESTING QUESTION
GIVEN THAT YOU TAKE THE WORLD’S
RICHEST MAN AND INSTEAD OF
CREATING HIS OWN PLATFORM, HE’S
GOT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
NOT TRILLIONS, NOT YET COME UP A
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HE
DECIDES TO BUY TWITTER.
THAT GOES TO SHOW THAT THERE IS
A MONOPOLY IN SOCIAL MEDIA.
WHY WOULDN’T HE JUST CREATED HIS
OWN?
INSTEAD OF BUYING WITH THE
LIBERAL PLATFORM AND HE WANTS
FREE SPEECH.
IT GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW THE
LIBERAL MEDIA AND MOB IS
CONTROLLING WHAT’S BEING OUT
THERE.
AMERICANS SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE
BOTH SIDES.
HE WANTS EVERYONE THAT DISAGREES
WITH HIM -- NOT HATE SPEECH, BUT
HE INVITES THEIR VOICES ALSO.
SO AMERICANS CAN DECIDE FOR
THEMSELVES.
I DON’T THINK AMERICANS ARE
DUMB.
WHEN PRESENTED WITH ALL THE
FACTS, LET US DECIDE FOR
OURSELVES.
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>> Greg: WELL PUT, YOUNG LADY.
NOT A SINGLE PERVERTED JOKE.
BEFORE I ASK YOU A SERIOUS
QUESTION, I’VE GOT TO COMMEND
YOU ON YOUR LATEST CHARACTER.
THE FREAKIEST CREATURE I’VE EVER
SEEN.
AND SOMEHOW, I FEEL LIKE I KNOW
THE PERSON OR I’VE MET THE
PERSON WHERE I’VE SEEN THE
PERSON SOMEWHERE IN CLIPS.
HOW DID YOU GET THE TWITCHING
DOWN?
>> I THINK IT CAME MORE
NATURALLY TO ME THAN I THOUGHT
IT WOULD.
>> Greg: I HAVE A SIDE
QUESTION AND I’VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS.
WE HEAR ABOUT GEORGE SOROS WITH
THE RID OF ALL THE THINGS THE
PROGRESS OF DAs OR IN THIS
CASE THE ANTI-FREE-SPEECH
LETTER.
DO YOU THINK THAT HE’S AWARE
THAT THIS IS GOING ON?
HE’S LIKE IN HIS LATE 80s.
IT DOES HE KNOW THE
ORGANIZATIONS THAT HE’S FUNDING
ARE ACTUALLY -- YOU DON’T KNOW
THE ANSWER.
>> WE DON’T HANG OUT.
[LAUGHTER]
NOT EVEN ONCE.
>> Greg: NOT EVEN ONCE?
HAVE YOU TRIED CALLING HIM?
>> NO, BUT THE PHONE WORKS BOTH
WAYS.
>> Greg: THAT’S TRUE.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS THE
FACT THAT THIS LETTER WAS SIGNED
BY THE E.U., OUR FANS, MEDIA
MATTER.
>> I REALLY DON’T BELIEVE THAT
THEY’RE PASSIONATE ABOUT
CIVILITY ON THE INTERNET.
GIVEN HOW MANY TIMES ANYONE WHO
HAS WORKED HERE, THEY’VE HAD
MULTIPLE TIMES WHERE THEY
TWISTED SOMETHING YOU HAVE SAID
AND THEN PRESENTED IT IN SOME
INCENDIARY WAY SO THAT PEOPLE
WILL GO AFTER YOU AND ATTACK YOU
YOU.
BUT REALLY READING TOO MUCH INTO
TWITTER TO MENTION STUFF LIKE
THAT IS LIKE A FORM OF SELF
HARM.
YOU’RE GOING TO FIND HORRIBLE
STUFF, BUT IT’S NOT A SAFE SPACE
FOR WOMEN.
AND I’M A WOMAN.
THE LIST OF THINGS BOTHERING ME
AT JOHN 64622 CALLING ME A -- IS
LIKE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE THINGS
THAT WORRY ME.
>> Greg: FIRST OF ALL, I DON’T
APPRECIATE YOU VENTURING THOUGH MIKE MENTIONED BURNER.
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR
CHARACTER?
>> DIRTBAG DEB.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT’S REALLY GOOD.
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
LIKE YOU’RE HANGING OUT GOT
NOTHING TO DO, DIRTBAG DEB IS
AROUND.
>> LET’S CALL DEB.
IT’S BECAUSE SHE’S A GOOD TIME.
>> Greg: BUT YOU CAN’T GET RID
OF HER!