okay I'm ready I don't know how to play
this game I I don't know either it just
says reach the exit so whatever that
means that's fine the back rooms can't
contain me what is this place oh wait am
I not with you oh that thing doesn't
want us to escape we got to find the
exit we got to fix something we got to
find each other oh oh I see you
hey we escaped the back rooms together
dude you're drippy swag is off the
[ __ ] chain give us a twirl do you
love my and yellows the new season w wow
yellow on yellow you are camouflaged
yeah we're just BL blending it with the
background all right where are we going
I mean it's the back rooms is there
really any system to I'm in the back
rooms and I got a [ __ ] what do we do oh
we can't run very far you better hope
you find a toilet I have [ __ ] in the
Hazmat we'll try and find the pool room
it's a hazmat suit you won't smell
anything I will poison myself though
ignore the brown stain we can't get
split up though we got to stick together
oh there's a door here oh I tried to
open it with e but it just makes you
lean how'd you do that can you hear that
yeah let me in I got a
[ __ ] wait what button is it yes what
it's not left click and it's not e what
else could it
be there you go f again what is it with
these games and F for doors take the F
babe oh pieces we had to fix a thing I
forgot oh you picked those up yeah oh we
have to fix this ladder oh cool
he I got a key back to the door is this
where we came from I have no
idea get away from
me wow more of the same Q to balance
yourself oh sweet oh
sweet Jesus you got to keep moving I'm
behind you what did I do where'd you go
Oh in the hole hi cuz I was stuck behind
you and I couldn't balance long enough
and then I fell down how are you going
to get back up it looks like more of the
same down here I mean I could just go
around and see what I can find you're
little head [ __ ] down go I'll wait
for you well you try and get across
maybe you'll fall and then we'll be
together anyway no I'm not going to fall
the same cuz now I know what I'm doing I
am
a damn it I was about to say I am a god
at this the end was right here this is
the end okay well maybe we can
find run
run too smart for you haha I'm coming
back don't bring him to me I don't want
him I don't want him I don't want him
some run infinitely now is he still
chasing you yeah let me know you find a
door man he [ __ ] hates you over this
way left there's arrows there hi oh hey
hello hi do I
lean no oh
[ __ ] over here over here over here
I'm coming I'm coming I'm right behind
you
holy God now where the [ __ ] did we park
do you remember where we
parked honey we don't have a car I have
an ID card your say oh get SMS M say
stinky hello can someone let me in I
have my credentials right here
stinky oh I found almond water ew the
[ __ ] is almond water wait come here I
have a gift for you what is the gift is
a stink I pull open a a thing in in the
first one in the first one on the right
oh wait how did you turn it on aha now
I'm the one with the flashlight why are
you holding it like a gun down on the
ground down on the ground okay so come
check this out he this clue no probably
need oh there must be a safe and these
cars must be must have a number on them
Reveal Your Secrets I don't see a single
number okay let's look elsewhere yeah
what the what the [ __ ] are they doing
upstairs I don't know [ __ ] tap
dancing Pirates well if they're tap
dancing they're very bad at it oh
there's another thing here check
everyone's ID don't trust them oh can
someone be a bad person I'm a stink well
if a third member shows up we'll know
what to do well here's the safe is this
where we came from yep I'll go back oh
yeah here on the left this is our thing
oh red green blue yellow oh I'll call it
out you stay right there I got it I know
Colors oh the cars all moved uh really
they moved yeah they're on there's two
on one side and two on the other side
well what color are they there's like
two Reds and two Blues although this
isn't really a blue this is like a it's
blue but it's like faded what if it's
green and you don't know it could be why
did we send the guy out to find colors
the guy can't see colors right okay so
you have two blues and Two Reds hey you
figure out
hey shut up up there sweet Jesus is that
the monster still looking for us yeah
he's can't [ __ ] find them anywhere
God [ __ ] who put all these chairs in
my way I
didn't man wow that's a lot of ceiling
titties use almond water to restore your
sound
I'm going crazy pop open a can of water
wait come here show me your ID okay gab
smolders my mimic would be smolders with
ou what the [ __ ] is
that I like your funny walk funny man
hey why don't you funny [ __ ] off over
there does it look to you like he has a
flashlight on his heel he's coming he's
coming I don't like him anymore there's
nothing over here there's nothing over
here he's fast is he chasing you yeah
I'll just keep running in circles
forever I might I see you
guys keep running smolders he'll never
catch
me this is some [ __ ] Benny Hill
[Music]
[ __ ] he's I'm so dead I'm so dead I
don't I don't see an exit anywhere okay
I'm dead ah yeah it must be that room
hey monster where where where where holy
[ __ ] that was loud oh he right behind
the
door I have the best angle well I'm
really in bits and pieces huh yeah
you're just you got killed like a Lego
person this is like the little rattle
can sound oh Jesus [ __ ]
Christ holy that you dropped all your
flashlight he dropped like four
flashlights and three
amenda so funny whoa whoa oh that must
be a mimic oh okay don't go near here
IDs IDs everybody ID out ID out who are
you gabs moulders
okay okay what do we oh
Jesus I closed the door oh my God he is
like
standing oh God he's turning around oh
we have to find Four Keys I got one key
and put it in oh we got one key yes oh
two keys we just got to we got to search
for keys I did it I
survived unless he know unless he learns
how to open under he's just standing
outside waiting for you he that's why I
was laughing when you were in the room
he was like standing in front of the
door all defeated but then suddenly he
turned around he's not at your door but
he's just walking off like yeah [ __ ]
showed
her I'll just stay here for a second oh
third key I don't want to be here I
[ __ ] hate this oh he's chasing me oh
he's chasing
me oh I'm going back to the room where
you had him no I'm not I don't know
where the [ __ ] I am where am I
going oh I did I closed the door
oh close close
close are you okay I'm okay I saw you
like walk off all confidently and I was
like the guy's right there oh forth key
forth key go go go go go hi come on in
no don't be so Cavalier about it okay
are they all in so we just got to press
F on them okay when do you want to do it
3 2 1 F do your plop sound oh there you
go nice nice dude we're so good at
escaping back rooms ooh almond water get
that sanity up gang so much well pop
open a cold one with the boys fourth of
jun
oh this is very dark our flashlights are
useless yeah I might as well have a
[ __ ] something funny taped to my dick
there you go stuck The Landing oh yeah
oh let's go down into this deep down
dark deep
down there's a monster I like oh I'm
dead I'm [ __ ] dead turn around oh
scary don't do that oh I found the
downstairs
[Laughter]
I'm just looking at his butt right now
oh yeah I'm just staring at him what
he's just staring at the door close the
door
oh I was still alive wow hey wait come
in here secret meeting time we need to
have a game plan what the [ __ ] do we do
I'm so confused I'm so scared I don't
like having the door closed cuz now we
don't know if he's closed or not hey hey
eyes up here okay eyes up here do I
actually look up when I do that yeah
wait your I up
here well if he's on this floor maybe we
should go floor lower yeah yeah I like
that brain you got cooking unless
there's multiple
yeah there was
multiple oh [ __ ]
oh I accidentally turned off my
flash he was a mimic oh you thought it
was me what is
happening I'm in the door with him hello
I see his toes what are you doing you
ain't got no peee
stupid there my family will know backs I
see your light hi ha oh where is he he's
in this room with me I'm I'm in the door
and he's the opposite side of the door
well the way we're playing it is only
one of us needs to Escape right so you
stay there hey hey I'm over here can you
see my flashlight yeah am I
crouching go go get out of here run go
sa yourself what happened oh that must
have been the mimic again then I was
standing in there with you
yeah y let's go stupid game stupid game
we win every day don't give us a dark
level again I hate
that John back rooms clocking in for
business pack at it again in the room
you see this you see this symbol you see
this you see this writing on the on the
tank that's me I am the danger John
danger oh look at all these doors this
one says Exit on it go through it goes
to Meg we're on the Meg tape security
check oh what holy [ __ ] I know right oh
required code is on the right oh okay
okay I got it I'll keep an eye out for
traffic I'll stick my thumb out it's
very busy today oh I know let me
in what it didn't work
Oh I thought you were screaming at me to
like not HW the monitor no no no no no I
was yelling at the door me my
erect gourd my energetic
girls let's go ladies
meeg massive erect
goads oh we definitely got to get in
this room then oh oh oh I'm doing it I'm
doing it great this must be very
exciting for you I have no desire to do
it and I have ADHD I finally get it it's
really simple actually you just need to
find the similar looking one wait wait
wait before we go in yeah up there says
says gullible on the ceiling
wow oh there's a thing over
here
oh I turn on the power oh they're
observing the back rooms you know what
that means we're in the front rooms oh
yeah level zero oo can you see what I'm
doing oh gate. exe you've unlocked the
high security gates proceed with caution
as nobody's authorized to perform rescue
missions maybe we go back out yeah maybe
there's nothing here sorry after you
sorry sorry after you I was like it's
locked hey if anyone in the back rooms
is horny hit me up that'll get them to
come out there was a uh we walked by a
gate and then we just
again stay in the
light oh but I don't want
to but what if we just do this and like
look at each other the whole time aren't
we both in the light then I don't have a
flashlight
ohing
2011 indie horror game [ __ ] go go go
go
uhoh damn he [ __ ] you up I I don't
want to go yet I oh I'm going to die
again aren't I oh hello little faces oh
yeah I don't have a flashlight
now come
on
oh I'm dead and I'm [ __ ] slow as
molasses
yeah oh man all I this liveing has made
me
thirsty what if you died instantly doing
that oh [ __ ] I didn't think about that
that would have sucked what the [ __ ] am
I supposed to do here there's also one
upstairs we
nice can't catch me upstairs oh I want
to go to fun town for sure fun town what
for sure you didn't see long hallway huh
oh we're in for the long hallway can you
imagine being the one who has to lay all
these pipes do you think maybe we should
try going the other way do you think
maybe [ __ ] that's going to say do you
think maybe shut the [ __ ] up it sounded
so why did I know you were going to say
that it's okay everyone watching
privately he says it all the time
she knows me well it's like my response
to everything it's like think we should
go outside you think you should go
outside there's faces there's faces
there's
faces excuse me excuse me it's
spider it backed up it backed up what
the [ __ ] I just thought he was listening
to a sick beat should we try again do
you think he's going to come back
probably but we should keep going yeah
he's still there oh go go don't turn the
[ __ ] light off I hate that I have to
depend on your flashlight so
much yeah that doesn't do
[ __ ]
well [ __ ] bro you can grab my flashlight
if you want but I think we should just
go the other
way
uh-oh surely there can't be two spiders
[ __ ] I'm running damn you are brave I'm
running I'm running I'm running well the
spider didn't show up immediately so I'm
assuming that it's not here when you
look down like that you really put your
all into it
that looks so funny wish I could see e
who browned all over here time to go to
the farm woo welcome to the [ __ ]
stink Zone
hello YooHoo do you have to a moment to
talk about our Lord and savior John back
rooms generator high voltage it opened
it eventually just opened all of my n
maybe you just had to tie may he just
have to try 200 times yeah all my
nagging worked they do want to hear
about our Lord and savior they're like
oh [ __ ] he's starting to really just
talk let him in we're in here now we're
Behind Enemy Lines we're in the back of
the back rooms what's all this
pizza uh what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ]
close the
door that is me when I say pizza
[Music]
pizza I know we had pizza last night but
Pizza Jesus Christ that's a [ __ ]
weird looking dog come on in come on in
no I I I opened the door and closed it
damn can you hear him anger issues he
don't
bite yes he [ __ ]
do he's got a human head and he's got a
receding hairline he's there he's there
he's there okay I've got the door you
just you just come through okay dude
he's [ __ ] pissed what did you do what
did you say to
him a don't do that that was
scary my entire being was like run
blinded and run oh you can use your
flashlight on it see sign on the left
blind it and run he got an Angy face
oh you can just shine it at its face you
have no power here okay you keep
blinding him there's a thing on the wall
down here I'm going to go here okay have
you got him he I died what the [ __ ] is
this that looks like a cool puzzle wait
can you there you go oh you did it never
mind there you go that must be the exit
[ __ ] better be I'm so my knees hurt I
can't see your flashlight on my screen
oh
really
whoa uh their panel nice oh to connect
wires it's Among Us oh oh oh you found
it come along smolders ooh break room
whoa hey did you hear about Stephanie
she broke up with her husband and left
the kids and I'm I'm trying to create
work work awsome the book vending
machine the table vending
machine oh yeah yeah maybe there's
multiple vending machines maybe you have
to put a different number on each one oh
maybe we need to count them there's
three tables in the room oh there's a
massive office space here one two three
four let me see yep it did oh we're so
smart it lets to big office space oh man
I can't think of a worst place we suck
it than a gigantic office space I found
a room that leads to another room
oh
hey I was hoping to sneak up on you I
was going to be like oh where and then
you turn around and Bam
scared oh that's different oh camera
room spotted spotted spotted
spotted I love that third
camera look at that walk yeah he doing
big
Steppy Jesus [ __ ] Christ you're not
crouching going through that you're just
walking
hey nice torso
idiot Jesus Christ okay I'm sorry I'm an
idiot oh my God I just don't like this
room I just said it too called you an
idiot and then I was like I'm sorry I
said that and then you are an idiot
um Jesus you are [ __ ] ruthless we
have to find a way through without
getting spotted
oh okay so we should close all the doors
that don't help us M that's a good idea
actually yeah my [ __ ] brain is
steaming right now is the camera looking
this way let's reset it just in case no
it moved they they moved left and right
there's one in here wasn't there oh
[ __ ] looking right at me well let's
just try and get through it anyway oh
there's one right here too [ __ ] ah yeah
it also feels kind of dumb to have both
both of us go through no you be camera
person that's true yeah you can see see
if you got spotted and then just go back
okay okay okay I'm past one I'm past the
second one now the last one's tricky
wait can't you just go through the door
oh yeah I can oh my God we just need you
need to go through too yay you did
it wait wait I want I want to
[Music]
do this is my house we live here now ooh
child on the wall they're all over the
place yeah maybe we need to press them
in a but a certain order yeah do young
to old you do young to old this guy's
probably the oldest yeah he's very
wrinkly now that guy yeah young to old
wins the day you get lock baby you're
not load out I just fed and it
was
stinky W there's a bunch of butterflies
here oh bugs spray oh I don't have bugs
spray I didn't pick any up I eat my
chocolate bear haven't eaten in a while
ew it looks disgusting that's not
chocolate [ __ ] gross
ew ew yeah moth jelly who wants that ew
oh maybe we need to feed that maybe
that's food let's see if they eat the
jelly eat the jelly consume the they did
I got a key I'm coming you feed them
jelly how do I feed equip it and then
press
f it went in dumb waiter money please oh
this place is cool did you go up here
yeah I went up there and then went down
a different area oh but I bet you didn't
find the secret door oh I found them oh
I didn't know you could exit this spray
spray spray spray
spray give me your jelly wait you came
in here and didn't even wonder further I
I literally walked up to here and I was
like well there's a gate I can't go past
this and then walk
back jelly do it
jelly jelly
jelly
don't my feet
jelly
jelly are you hiding from
me there's no one here green
light red light wait I don't even see
you oh I see you I found you green
light red light oh my God you're so well
hidden green light red
light sh that's too quick that's too
quick
oh I got spotted oh I got spotted in the
back WS What the fu that was amazing I
literally I genuinely couldn't see you
at beginning I like is he yeah the
second time you were like you're so well
hidden I was just in a room hello we
have made it special guests o there's
something in oh Lord you read
that two two wands everywhere but in the
middle of them is a non two2 one time to
get searching I'm putting these [ __ ]
sniffers to the test maybe we need to I
can hide in the wardrobes oh god oh I
can get under the bed oh god oh I found
a
k a cake or k a k so what are we running
from I don't know life feelings see oh
we have
okay what if we find letter by letter
and then at the end it just spells okay
this one's blank I found a page that was
blank oh I found a u oh
boo oh oh oh oh oh that's so scary go go
in a room go in a room holy [ __ ] me too
that was so creepy I saw you running at
me and then I turned around the corner
and then he was running at me oh
Jesus ah no stuck oh I died no
oh do you put them in yep oh yeah
look
up 05 938 that's so cool wow that is
cool I'll it down where where do I put
that
oh okay go down the
hall there on the left oh 05 398 come on
baby
woohoo us playing this game is a lot of
me d in you playing through thermometers
oh is it like a game of hot and cold
you're getting warmer lava you're
standing in lava it's a baly 72° out
here today not getting any hotter oh 788
this room is 788 boiling oh 140 dang is
this the exit then it can't be whoa whoa
close the door close the door is that
the bees not the bees I hate hate that
door wait do we still have the bug
spray no my pockets are empty I have one
you want to try
it Jesus Christ what happened I died
what was that scream that was my
character oh first you little leg bits I
like how your arms just stay out like
you look down you don't like keep your
arms anyway like your arms go back yeah
maybe we're supposed to find a cold
oh I found a valve and it's releasing
steam oh it's o on a timer I think 100
oh god look
BS I'm
dead have no idea where you are go
around the corner of that red vve I died
there
oh oh he's taking you
away ah I see so I think you have to
lure them out and then turn on the thing
and the spray kills them that's that's
tricky though tricky watch
this
okay but how do we
bring the stuff there I opened the red
door all of them came flying out at me
and then I did the bug spray thing on
them they just go back and then they
chase you again so wait I'm by the
rested door where are you then oh
different one so I'm trying to figure
out what you actually do with them maybe
the bugs have to go to the opposite side
and then you turn it on so they can't
get
back oh he's not following me oh I hate
that buzz sound it's like up my
back oh nice yeah I think that's just to
get them off your back this is all new
though I keep pushing further and
further in so yeah that's what I was
doing please be a exit I just want to
live I want to leave [ __ ] what's
the
point
hey sweet Mama Lama oh w W is it better
aerodynamics if you run like
that wait run looking
[Laughter]
up oh God that's hard to look at Jesus
again I why did I get it again where you
at oh it's following us it's following
us it's following us
uhoh keep going sorry blocking me I
forgot that we can I forgot that we can
infinite Sprint there it should just be
a quarter on our left room
uhoh oh I'm dead
[ __ ] I thought I could what I finished
it you made it out yeah where the [ __ ]
is it oh it's so close yeah this
way this is fun beautiful balloons
popped them popped them all oh oh you
can pop them wo
confetti oh
what is it just keep sneaking who it's a
bunch of shrs I don't know if they're
actually going to attack us this music
is loud but I think they can still hear
me if I get too close don't hurt me
bro [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] did they
kill you no but I outran them ooh you
can outrun them oh they were far away
and I ran I knew there was a table here
from last time you were here no I'm just
stuck either that one gets me or the
other one gets me I don't get this I
hate when I can't figure out the
mechanics awesome don't do it don't do
it don't do it be nice to me please let
the exit be
close don't touch the
balloons ooh special room ooh
yay let's go down one of these I choose
yellow
woo Yahoo where are
you oh there you
are
where oh he checked every direction
except the one I was
in who steamy whoa that's cool it's
nothing but that's sick so back we go oh
there there you go oh wow
beautiful where am I [ __ ] room
there's also this on the left what
this I he's okay I wanted to do it I was
like if it kills me we reset yeah wow
this is some rich people's [ __ ] ah
exit that's
it you think I could pee in
here like do you did you pee in the pool
I like everyone pees in the pool pool
but they don't realize it's like you're
in the pool when you pee and they're
just pissing over the edge into it
what's happening well this doesn't look
good wa big Smiley dude on the right
yeah he coming we just got a Sprint he
jump I got wted I'm too fat no ah [ __ ]
all right I'm [ __ ] ready this time
yes where's the exit I couldn't get out
of the room this stinks this stinks this
stinks
[ __ ] I'm in the lead oh you're blocking
me oh this [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm still
going go go a I fell hey the
end that computer might be
useful oh my God what is that I don't
know what do we
do I died computer might be useful for
figuring out how to get out of here I
don't think the thing can see see me I
just need to stay quiet oh he just
really likes you man he's really like
yeah it [ __ ] sucks don't come this
way don't come this way oh don't hear
him he's way back in the corner
oh
[ __ ] do I even have a flashlight oh my
god there were flashlights lying around
and I was like why would I need a
flashlight yeah I was like I don't need
one can you see how many tapes we have
or are you close to that uh yeah I'm
close it says 12 12
I thought you were going to say like
four oh God oh God oh God oh
God he got very close to you I was so
close it sounds like he has
asthma every time he goes by you
hear don't come in here don't come in
here don't come in here I'm I'm
[Music]
reading did you get close he went right
down the middle uhoh uhoh uhoh don't
come near me don't come near me
go the dude could smell what I had for
dinner Jesus [ __ ] Christmas where is
it feel like I've been near it too oh I
I think I see it get it then I'm getting
it I'm getting it careful careful now
careful oh Jesus Cy click it do
something does it
do whoa what is that he's
gone that's our [ __ ] ticket out of
here baby oh let's go that was so tense
oh my God I'm getting dizzy yeah well
welcome back to the podcast guys uh
today we're going to be talking about
Copus um I don't know why that so much
faster than I am too I'm on floor nine
right now well I took a chocolate bar
and good one oh it says 94 now
18 wait what wait did we have to get to
94 yeah something should be at 94 so I
think the drawing might be like jump off
of floor 94 try it yeah might as
well oh
whoa holy [ __ ] that's so I didn't get to
do
it hey oh this is the one I wanted to go
to you un touch some grass I already am
started eating it how do we know what
time it is though uh you got to look at
the Equinox of the
sun throw some grass in the air see
which way the wind's blown I see like a
castle thing or something way in the
distance like floating in the
air this the sound of me when I'm going
to poop this is your brain when you're
trying to
sleep oh the Sun is setting we got to
get inside oh God go go go go go H
that's scary that's so scary that's
terrifying time to go to bed quick wait
I can oh I can go under the bed wait
didn't I say turn off the
lights oh Jesus that's [ __ ]
terrifying I'm under the bed and I can't
see anything it would be so cool if you
just heard like something big outside
running around oh oh go is it morning
again we survived the
night was for a
thumbnail
woo yeah baby oh it's oh it's setting
it's setting it's setting I'm not going
to make it to that building oh it
actually set slower than I expected get
in get in get in I can't I can't I can't
I couldn't get over the fence let me in
oh god oh I don't even know what's going
on out there I don't know what's going
to kill us it's [ __ ] terrifying I
would love to just hear like a bunch of
noise like a bunch of creatures or
something but you can't see anything
morning here the morning's here morning
here Sunshine is here the sky is clear
the morning's here oh there's a
ladder no that's so cool or a Gog go
gadget
zipline that's so strong I'm like
holding the Rope out at arms length as I
climb oh dear God this is
bad the music was just like a heads up
it's a preamble yeah it opened oh uh oh
it only attacks when you can't see him
watch your
back can't you just stare at him and I
can run around probably yeah wait I
don't want to be here staring at him at
least at a cursory glance I'll take a
look around should we try it sure I
don't like
it oh oh my God oh maybe he had to be
activated oh I don't like
this where is he though oh oh he's real
quick he was like making his way towards
you and then he just vanished he was
like floating he had an axe in his hand
661 it's counting up he's over by the
entrance oh I see him behind you yeah
you have to like keep looking around and
then he vanishes maybe you just need to
survive a certain amount of time
yep a I'm on a roller coaster oh I can't
see that dang it well I didn't get to
see you falling from the floor I lost my
flashlight well have I we got news for
you
yay so what kind of crack are we in
what somebody that was just like a flesh
creature walked by what the [ __ ] that
oh a light air scanner what is that the
thing that scans the environments
flashlights don't work past here one of
these yeah oh no do we just need to
avoid
it oh God who that breathing coming from
I should probably sneak
okay it's [ __ ] aliens [ __ ] this is
scary really creepy we're both like
completely quiet oh he keeps walking by
me the worst part is that we're just
walking around a [ __ ] box he's
literally pacing back and forth like
within 5 m of me found the exit just go
through take us with
you oh I'll drink my piss in celebration
wa waa Beware of the thing oh cool oh
wait wait take me with you where are you
I'm
coming left let's
go I saw a lighthouse over here I want
to go to that but I don't know if we can
out paddle the thing it got very Silent
Hill all of a sudden and the music kied
in yes that's how we like
it do we okay I'm still seeing houses
and
[ __ ] but I don't see much else quite
fogy is it a little bit [ __ ] thick
air that's delay oh it's so much tinier
than I thought yeah I thought it was
like tall in the distance and it would
be surrounded by rocks this is a lame
house oh God do we have to get in that
cage and go underwater Oh yes yes yes
yes oh put it on there oh Jesus Christ
O Okay down we
go I don't think really fast this isn't
seaworthy we don't have any oxygen tanks
where we're going well we don't need
oxygen cuz we're going to die whoa
wa that's the thing oh [ __ ] do we have
to swim oh [ __ ] I don't know what the
[ __ ] we're looking for why did we even
get in the cage it seems like a stupid
thing in hindsight oh found it oh I'm
out walkie
talkie it's for you hello mag is
closing
Hello whoa cool okay
oh well
[ __ ] very sneaky don't mind me big moth
this game is so cool it looks so wet and
shiny I like it I'm just looking at
there are staring at the
ground eat me [ __ ] you see that that
was very close Co
I'm Indiana Jones use your
whip what this this bridge must have
been here for centuries I wouldn't put
too much stress on
[Laughter]
it that funny what this bridge it's fine
save his
houses but it actually is kind of BU die
the bridge must be a good sign maybe if
you sneak across it so don't put too
much stress on it so maybe if you go
slowly oh okay let's try that here I
come
here I come coming across the
bridge oh are those mimics oh God oh God
oh
God I
don't holy [ __ ] that was scary I was
like hey why are there two other dudes
here oh I saw one that's not me that's
me excuse me oh that's so scary God damn
it hey
excuse me oh
[Music]
man come
on I think this is a different one yeah
cuz the handle was on the other side for
the other yeah that's what I thought
too oh my god it feels like we're
playing The Forest ooh a ladder oh
oh this is different oh one two three is
written in here oh I
can oh so that's a circle two is a
circle three is a arrow that's cool
that's a smart little puzzle uh Square
Circle Arrow y a chainsaw dude this is
sick don't kill me watch
[Laughter]
out so
cool
we're through whoa you fell through the
floor oh are you in like the fungus Dark
Side backs yeah are you in the upside
down back rooms oh I see a light coming
T there it is oh you can have
one I'll take it pull all the levers and
run through the gate so it can't follow
you there's four
switches okay there's one they're on
timers oh I pulled one and it's like
ticking
Jesus Christ I can't see anything when
this is going on there's another door
back here okay I have two of them on it
might still be on timers but it might
just be a long timer oh my God it's
[ __ ] earthquake there's a kitchen in
here piss bottles single thing there's a
whole fridge full of piss
bottles some of them I call Liquid pain
a legendary item causes you a lot of
pain what I'm going drink
it oh oh it made it made me puke going
die now you can see how cool it
looks you're just [ __ ] wailing on
that
yeah Jesus now you can run
forever doesn't show you crouched of my
screen you're just in the wall so do I
now do this oh I have no
idea hey who oh you have to light the
pad like the building oh I like that
this is your kind of thing 215 5 314
there you go she did it we solved the b
the baby
puzzle I started like right behind you
for some reason I thought I was in third
person so wait here and something will
come down the street what wait yeah I
got to get flashlight I'm waiting for a
bus I swear I saw a huge monster down
this street when I was just like
standing here for a while sure you did
yeah sure you did yeah so I kind of
don't want to I'm sure you saw a monster
I hear I hear footsteps yeah e there it
is what is that oh it's something from
gar of band ban run big eyeball he's so
goofy oh there you
is okay he sees very well good eyesight
yeah I wonder why emergency alert system
the town Authority has issued an
emergency evacuation notice please
evacuate to the nearest designated
quarantine
Center o chocolate there's actually a a
lock on this door come this way yeah
there's one on this side as well why
does it say three of 90 I don't know but
it's pissing me off it's really getting
my goat oh he's right here oh he never
moved he never
left go go go I I know he's not coming
when we can't Sprint
indefinitely door locked let me here
trick orre I don't know what we're
looking for a gap in the fence ooh
there's a gate and get there's fence
what lots of stuff here oh it's showing
us where stuff is maybe so see that
little gray Circle that must be this Meg
Circle right in front of us oh wait I
know I was going to say I see you moving
but it's just my
cursor oh where did you go I don't know
I'm lost afraid horny and alone I think
the house that you were at is where we
need to be yeah that's why I was over
there and you were like I went to the
house and then you weren't
there he's very happy about killing you
he's like y'all see that [ __ ] that was
like a he's right behind me is it yeah
now I guess I know why we have to um
lock the doors can you do anything here
I'm security terminaling I'm sending
mors
code SOS bring pizza can I
leave now bye [ __ ] wait I want to see
if that changed anything yeah it's not
red anymore restart the level checkpoint
okay so we got did it save the house too
yeah buddy okay so we need to go behind
us actually maybe let's get the one over
here first there he goes man on the
mission oh don't you worry hey follow me
and I'll [ __ ] lead you to Paradise oh
behind you down the street crouch in
case there's another Guinea monster
around now that I think about it I
actually hate this oh cool piss dungeon
oh he's coming get the [ __ ] go go go
this is our chance oh that's true you
suck you suck you smell you have no no
skin no skin stey stealy stealy no skin
okay this is a computer
why am I Morse coding through it okay I
did it we can leave right by my door but
I locked it oh I see him I see him oh he
went into the other room I don't have a
flashlight he went into the other room
he came back out I'm leaving I'm leaving
I'm out the door I'm out the front door
holy [ __ ] aula anyway cool hang cool
chair bye where is he now I don't know
I'm outside that's going to be up to you
to figure out good luck soldier Okay
only one house is left are you still
inside yeah get out of there hi
okay we're going down the street oh let
me get a flashlight flashlight
flashlight what you going to do what you
going to do when I flash my
flashlight trying to think of something
like boobs flash my boobs
ah
Jesus literally looking at the Lock and
I was like oh it's already locked I
rounded the corner and saw him Sprint at
you look at that lock does it look
locked to you w
God [ __ ] damn it at least it saves
every house ni just like Santa he saves
every house oh I'm in the room we died
in oh well he's close I see him now I
have to lock both doors don't come near
me I'm out I'm going oh my God you
[ __ ] scared the [ __ ] out of me what
are you doing is it in here yeah oh just
click on the pter help us there's a
[ __ ] naked alien with a crowbar
running around
neighborhood [ __ ] crowbar turns out
the back rooms is just Good Fellas he's
right outside okay if I could I would
just jump out the window I know I was
going to say I'd break my ankles for a
Clowny bear and God there's no window
this door I was like I wonder if he's
outside the door and the Crowbar came
through
it I'm already outside you took the
wrong stairs oh the other monster
[ __ ] [ __ ] both are here both are here I
hate
this a boy a wa your
body hey just go this mag's
house Bas
small yeah oh no oh mag door
oo I want to touch everything I got a
crowbar that thing has an administrator
card that can get us anywhere you'll
know that the is ready when all four
lights are green okay now you can push
the emergency to forward until it's
locked in place and can't be moved
anymore is that to do with the alien
dude you can rotate the handle on theer
toate it we had to sit there and listen
to that oh the red rooms he's near he's
near he's
near here here
here did you get
in what happened he's so quick holy [ __ ]
are you okay yeah I'm okay he's like huh
guess it was the wind are you in the
locker too yeah oh just there's another
crowbar what do we need it for I don't
know beat the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of it's
easy it's easy squeezy don't even
[ __ ] worry about it oh go for
that [ __ ]
Christ so loud shut up I'm in
concentrate okay I have two you got it
yeah there's one up there by the I'm
just searching further you go get it
does that mean we have all four I think
so I can't even see you in the thing
you're just gone he's coming
in uh no one's in here
hey hell are we going to get that thing
off I don't know okay let's put these in
see what happens there now what stand in
a cage or push a thing or maybe we need
to get the alien dude in the cage now
what how the [ __ ] [ __ ] entity stands
here ah okay I'll get
him hey Pig dick Pig dick he's coming
woo
you [ __ ] idiot oh you're so
stupid turn out he just is clean now and
angry yeah oh did he turn into a
person oh I got his credential did you
yeah I don't know where to put it I was
too busy trying not to die that I forgot
what the guy said yeah maybe we go back
out and that's the card we can use at
the the neighborhood map oh that would
make a lot more sense cuz that said exit
and I was like oh we didn't go to that
exit let's look for a gate first oh yeah
oh yeah I don't want to go into Greg's
house I want to go over
here it worked oh we [ __ ] dead by
daylighted the [ __ ] out of that o
cornfield oh God we can go into the corn
I don't I don't want to mean looked
funny though I don't want to be Children
of the Corn okay great see you later oh
holy [ __ ] some dude just came out of
behind us and ran across the street into
where you are now uh what do we do what
do we do oh jeez he comes really close
maybe we should just hurry yeah that's
I'm [ __ ] trying oh it's a barn we
should totally go to the barn turn on
the windmills the lights will Point
towards the way out
okay
windmills there windmills in the grass
[ __ ] this well let's just hope we don't
run into anyone look this you're going
to get probed by an alien oh that's cool
looking
yeah this isn't a windmill
though it is like a wind turbine isn't
it it's green okay that's green oh
there's the next one go get it
smolders don't get it smolders what do
we do what do we do I guess we can loop
around
maybe he just walks right through
it go go go go towards the light [ __ ] me
oh God there's a gate I see I'm right
behind you kiss at me
oh
water oh God that's bright I'm right
behind you stop spraying away you got
long legs all I got is the it oh I got
these itty bitty
Hooves Mama holy [ __ ] did he find that
wasn't just a sound that was a whole
band baby mhm I got away from
him I hear him I hear him oh hello Paul
I'd like to play a game for years you've
[ __ ] yourself but today you will have to
[ __ ] yourself and sit with it yeah if
you could just uh find the exit and
teleport me out of this hell hole how do
I get out baby one out oh than Jesus
oo yeah Five Night at Freddy's security
Bridge oh beat the game in Easy
difficulty
what we did it oh this is as far as they
made so far hey look at this go what
that was it that was is it the back
rooms is just becoming anything you want
it to be and I don't like that I like I
like Kane's version of the back rooms
where it's like this is it I'm sure
there's going to be tons of people in
the comments who know all about the lore
and can tell us whether this is back
yeah well from my understanding is
people are kind of like divided on it
some people like me and you want just
the yellow rooms and the Lial spaces and
everything and then other people are
like no it's fun for creativity and we
can do whatever we want and yeah both
are right anyway we escape not we
escaped with our lives but we escaped
with each other now we have endless
amounts of video game arcade cabinets to
make out in front of and eat pizza okay
bye