all right I really want to play this um this trailer because I want to see vendy's reaction
Peter Pan and Wendy what was wrong with the original Peter Pan you ask um nothing uh they
just now have to add Wendy into the mix and make her more of a central character so let's
watch this so modern woo H what is that Cabo how did you come to Neverland I thought you're
just going to say how did you come [Music] Lost Boys last one of us was she not told
boys so what is this place it's home [Music] just like he found all of us
it's on me Peter Pan
so far I see no black people oh
what'd she say boys you're a different Adventure
Tinkerbell lives matter he looks very far away it's closer than you think oh my God
my [ __ ] I have Eliza blue internet right now bear with me [Music]
[Music] there look oh
perhaps I don't want to grow up
hold the past in your heart but where you go from here it's up to you [Applause] do
you know why they don't have an Asian Tinkerbell why why because they would have called her
oh I go don't do it
we can't say that here right hooker Bell Wendy
where is Peter Pan
what's good about the new Peter Pan is that he can help with I.T support you know like
if any of the other characters forget their password who played Captain Hook he looks
older than what he's supposed to be but like who used to play Captain Hook is he not alive
anymore I don't know good question Justin Hoffman oh he's right he was hook and hook
but it was supposed to be David Bowie and I'm like that would have been such a better
movie but
I watched a really good movie last night on HBO with um um um what's his name oh my gosh
never mind I think the lack of commentary really just speaks for itself in regards to
this trailer like the fact that everyone here is like just wouldn't even know it's hard
to think of something to say hey I don't know it didn't really bother me done it did not
it's like they basically turned they made like eternals but for Peter Pan they're like
how do we make this woke and diverse and retell a story that doesn't need to be retold that's
everything yeah as the bimbo expert I'm gonna have to comment on the black Tinkerbell um
first off like you're gonna really hire her over me um second off the fact that we have
black Tinkerbell like they are just trying to disrupt the bimbo power it's not that black
girls can't be bimbo it's like it's you're you're trying to change it to something that
you like instead of for what it was Tinkerbell was the ultimate bimbo power okay she was
the mascot for that okay she literally died if you didn't give her attention Okay it didn't
get much more feminine than that and now it's like oh okay let's let's make it empowering
somehow and like change the complete look of the character so it's extremely [ __ ]
distracting it's like not honoring the original character I don't know maybe I don't like
this whole like changing it this much I don't like that maybe like instead of pixie dust
it's just like a little fentanyl is all she needs to get going
it's like it's like they're trying to make people raise make racist jokes think about
it because it's too late didn't want them to do that they would just put black people
or whatever race right in their own characters in their own roles where they cannotically
look like that you wouldn't be taking Tinkerbell who's literally platinum blonde hair blue
eyes white skin has been in the story for decades and then turned her black like you
were literally asking for that little poor black girl to get bullied like why would you
be already a black fairy in Neverland Tinkerbell was a needy Heights actually yeah Tinkerbell
Ashton yeah she would have made a good Tinker Bell for sure just don't make your stories
anymore I don't understand why they no they really don't yeah everything on Broadway is
all just a movie or whatever and I love that stuff I got Legally Blonde on Broadway one
of the best things I ever thought I saw really good movie did you guys see that uh movie
about the crocodile Lyle the crocodile on Netflix it's so good you guys have to watch
it it's the people that made the greatest showman they like wrote all the songs and
Shawn Mendes is the voice and it was really cute I watched it twice with my little girl
I Love Shawn Mendes
the singer like a boy band please have mercy on me yeah I think I think he sings that one
I I my dog was going nuts when he saw the crocodile on the TV so I had to wait till
I went home to watch it when my dog wasn't around but no yeah I don't think they make
a lot of good brand new like animated classic stuff or this one which is live action but
like I don't know all the uh I don't know Devil's Advocate but uh all the uh things
you know how Jesus looks like in in your in my row rows house was it looked like Jim Caviezel
when he probably would have looked like Osama Bin Laden to be honest and if you change things
up every once in a while hook if I was going to show my kids a movie about Peter Pan that
would be it yeah exactly animated classic Disney movie from the 50s yeah why don't they
just redo other movies like Land Before Time or something yeah
I love the labor time Wendy's heroine of the original story the story has symbols and commentary
that Disney has no hope of honoring interesting point God I love The Land Before Time a tree
star I know I'm obsessed with this leaf on his head there's so many good ones that they
could redo I feel like if they were gonna do like live animated or whatever live action
what is it what is the movie you never go above the canopy um
FernGully yes never go above the canopy and then uh they did redo what it was called uh
Avatar ah yes it's not like Avatar was that same thing Divergent I used to like this movie
also called um The Labyrinth did you guys ever see that
this is
my new chair that I made but this was my original YouTube chair if I can maneuver with me oh
you can't see it oh no sorry I'm like covered in boxes right now can you see it yet
I'm not destroying my room solo oh can you see it was David Bowie oh my God oh my God
yes that was a mission