(cheerful Christmas music)
- Perfect!
- Our Christmas party's gonna be off the chain!
We've got:
Eggnog.
Mistletoe.
Christmas cookies.
Candy canes.
- Don't forget my nan's England famous fruit cake!
- (plate clatters) No! Ew, gross. Get outta here.
- I can't wait for the Secret Santa gift exchange!
Oooh, I wonder what I'm gonna get.
- Haha, yeah me too!
Ohhh shit, I'm Vav's Secret Santa
Better go get him a gift...
Just need to smooth talk my way out of here without raising his suspicion.
Heeyyy...I have to leave now.
Don't ask any questions, bye!
- What?
(feet skidding)
(bell ringing)
- Rusty!
I need to buy Vav a present before the party.
What do I get him?
- Ehhh, how 'bout: guilt, disappointment, constant lack of approval for every little thing that you do...
That's what I'd always get for Hanukkah!
And that sucks.
- No, no...
Wait, Rusty you're Jewish?!
- Shalom!
- Why are you dressed as Santa then?
- This?
Ehh, this is just my seasonal red suit wearing bell ringing cash collecting routine.
(coins jingling)
Capitalism at its finest.
The holidays are all about people throwing away their money on expensive junk.
- Hmm, expensive junk eh?
(bells jingling)
(owl hooting)
(Orf humming)
Hilda!
Robo-ball!
I need to find a gift for Vav, pronto!
- You waited until Christmas Eve to get your best friend a present?!
You're a terri-
- Terrible person, yeah you've told me.
What do I do?
- Get him something he likes!
- Yeah, what's something Vav really enjoys?
- Uhh, justice?
Tea?
Crumpets?
I don't know what he likes!
I barely understand him half the time!
- Well you better figure it out because you're running out of time.
- What about that ham?
British people love ham!
Right?
- No, do not get him a ham!
Vav has very refined and classy tastes X-Ray.
Why don't you try something along those lines?
(Orf humming)
- Hmm...refined taste eh?
- ♪ Oh the weather outside is frightful ♪
Oh!
Hello there X-Ray.
Say, don't you have a party to plan for?
- Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out a gift to get for Vav.
- Oh it's a tough task indeed X-Ray.
The best gifts have a certain sentimental value to them.
You know, something nice that reminds you of the person who got it for you!
- How about my headshot?
Everyone loves me!
Including me!
- Uhm, maybe not...
- You're right.
I should sign it too...
- You should get him something nice!
A gift that shows you're his friend.
- Hmm, shows him I'm his friend eh?
That's a great idea!
I know exactly what to do now!
Thanks oldie!
(upbeat Christmas music)
- This party is top!
- Secret Santa time!
(smack) Eugh, get that outta here.
I'll go first!
Vav, this is for you.
- Oh boy!
- I've though long and hard about what my best buddy would want for Christmas.
Something refined, expensive, and chock full of meaning.
I think you'll find that I've picked the perfect gift.
- Uhh, it's empty.
- Yep.
I learned the greatest gifts of all are the intangible ones:
Friendship, love, and all that mess.
- Awww
- L'chaim!
(cheerful Christmas music)
(record scratch)
- Oh bugger off with this toss!
X-Ray this is the worst gift ever.
- It sure is buddy.
Happy holidays everyone!
(camera flash)
(cheerful Christmas music)
- You better have got me something for Boxing Day.
- Sure buddy.
You can have all the boxes you want.
- Mogar is ready for the X-Ray and Vav dvd blu-ray combo pack.
Coming soon to the Rooster Teeth store.
Both seasons 1 and 2 with commentaries and behind the scenes
Get yours while you can.
Mogar does not understand what he just read.