Hey Guys, Guys, Guys! You'll never guess what I found!
I thought it was a rock, but it was a human!
I don't think they heard you.
Heard what?
Would you dogs stop playing Poker for one second-
And listen? I, The Great Papyrus...
Detected that a human has entered Snowdin!
Oh, just that?
Well that's no big deal, is it, sweetie?
Not at all, sugarlumps!
Then why does Undyne want us to capture the humans?
UNDYNE?
Come on, then! Let's find that human!
Finding that human won't be hard, no no
Not for the great royal guard, oh oh
Find that human, get the goal, oh oh
Get that human's human soul, oh oh
Oh...
A HUMAN!? IN SNOWDIN!?
SEE! I TOLD YOU!
I FOUND THE HUMAN!
AND NOW I SHALL CAPTURE IT!
I can't believe it, I found a human
When I capture it with puzzles.
in the royal guard I'll be
I'll go call Undyne
Her jaw will hit the floor
She'll cry tears of joy
SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY WITH ME!
They won't resist
My style and my charm
They will be taken at once
This is going to be great!
Stop right there human-
Listen to me-
GO DOGPILE THAT HUMAN!
What the- hey, guys! wait!
What?
Shouldn't I be the one?
Pff, no.
This is royal guard business!
I'm WITH the Royal Guard!
You're in training!
Sorry, Papyrus, but you did your part wonderfully!
Dearest, where'd the human go?
I thought Doggo was watching them!
I didn't see ANYTHING.
FIND THE HUMAN!
Finding that human won't be hard, no no
Not for the great royal guard, oh oh
It's right there.
Oh...
THEY'RE EVEN WAVING!!! HOW DID YOU MISS THAT?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to...
Dogpile attempt number two! GO!
No more games, human
Don't run away
We'll get you, human
Then we get paid!
We're the greatest guardsmen ever-
Nothing gets past us
Except for you that one time.
But let's not raise a fuss!
With our obedience training,
we'll grab you, we bet!
Hey, is that a stick I see?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Give me a pet!
GUYS! REALLY?
I thought you were better than that!
Nothing is better than a belly rub!
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO CAPTURE-
Yeah! But first, belly rubs!
how you going to get pet by a kid who's not there?
NOT THERE?
FIND THE HUMAN!
finding that human won't be hard, no no
Not for the great royal guard, oh oh
They barely moved!
Oh...
I didn't see that coming.
so... uh, get the human?
GET THE HUMAN!
okay, cool, have at it.
We're the greatest guardsmen ever
Nothing gets past us
Except for you once again
But let's not raise a fuss!
With our skill and fitness,
We will win the day!
Tackle them into the snow-
Then we roll around and play!
Sit, stay, fetch, shake hands, roll over!
We know all the tricks!
Let's keep playing - wait, we're fighting?
Dang it, we got mixed up again!
We're the greatest guardsmen ever
Nothing gets past us
Except for you once again
But let's not raise a fuss!
With our skill and fitness (Come on then, human, much more to do! I've prepared all sorts of jumbles)
We will win the day! (Puzzles, traps, and you'll see)
tackle them into the snow (Here on this table, ready to be microwaved-)
Then we roll around and play! (A frozen plate of my own homemade spagetti!)
Sit, stay, fetch, shake hands, roll over! (If you feel hungry, go ahead and take a bite.)
We know all the tricks! (It will distract you, and there you'll want to stay!)
Let's keep playing - wait, we're fighting? (Okay, maybe it's stuck to the table- Hey, human, where are you going?)
dangit, we got mixed up again! (Please do not run away!)
Where's the human run off to?
Weren't you keeping watch? (what happened to third time's the charm?)
No, this snow is freaking awesome! (What happened to the royal guard helping me out?)
Can I sniff your-
Guys!
What?
The human's gone!
Gone?
Find the human!
Finding that human won't be hard, no no
Not for the great royal guard, oh oh (This is why I-)
Finding that human won't be hard, no no (-don't work with-)
Not for the great royal guard, oh oh (-amateurs)(would you say-)
Finding that human won't be hard, no no (-you had a.."bone" to pick-)
Not for the great royal guard, oh oh (-with them?)(Sans!)
Finding that human won't be hard, no no (hey, it's all in a-)
Not for the great royal guard, oh oh (-dog-day's work.)
Oh...
Guys, guys?
The video's over, we gotta move!
endslate attempt number 1!
go!
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Didcha? Didcha? Didcha?-
Well, if that's the case, you let Lesser know with the red subscribe button
uh, red subscribe button?
I don't see a red subscribe button.
Well Greater, we can't see red, we're dogs.
Well said, shnooby doo
Think nothing of it, snuggle-woogums.
oh, um, there's a subscribe button somewhere...
Here, maybe?
Or here?
I don't know where! I can't see anything that's not moving!
How do I even function like this?!
Er, I'd hate to interrupt,
but could someone help Lesser Dog get down?