- I'm getting a chance to play
the remake of "Dead Space" in 4K.
I'm really excited, but at the same time, kind of scared.
You know, I'm a wuss when it comes to horror
but I'm excited to check out the science, the medicine
the health issues that occur in this game
of which I'm told are plentiful.
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Let's get started, bloop.
(electronic beeping)
- Isaac it's me. I wish I could talk to you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry about everything.
I just wish I could talk to someone.
It's all falling apart here.
I can't believe what's happening.
- That's her, Nicole?
- Yeah, first I've heard from her in weeks.
- We're five minutes out
and you still got that thing on repeat?
Guess you really miss her.
- The Ishimura's not a job you turn down.
- This game already feels really realistic.
Not just because the screen and the graphics
but also because her controller's vibrating like crazy,
I feel like I'm part of it.
And I'm actually wearing a heart rate monitor
along with a Pulsoid widget
because I want to know what my heart rate's gonna be
throughout this game, oh, I'm already at 106.
You know it's serious. I've had some caffeine.
- USG Ishimura, this is the emergency maintenance team
of the USG Kellion responding to your distress call.
Come in, Ishimura.
- They're really calm
if they're responding to a distress call.
Distress call equals problem.
- You ever hear of a full communications black blackout
on one of these things?
- Never. Come on, someone pick up the damn phone.
(necromorphs grumbling)
- What the hell is that?
- Ah, those are monsters.
- Ah, sounds like they're communication arrays busted.
- Or maybe it's evil zombies.
- Gravity tether's engaged, automated docking is go.
- Oh I'm losing control.
- Okay, I feel like a trauma situation is about to occur
and I'm gonna turn on my sports med mindset,
my ABCs of trauma, airway, breathing, circulation.
Hope they're gonna crash.
I hope they're wearing their seat belts
and they have airbags in this thing.
Okay, it looked like it came to a pretty slow stop.
I don't imagine there are many injuries.
- It's my ankle. Might be broken.
- A broken ankle is a problem. (electronic beep)
- But better than a broken neck.
- Better than a broken neck.
That's a little bit of an understatement.
I guess if I had to choose between a broken ankle
or broken neck, I'd go with to broken ankle
but not if I wanted to escape from zombies.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, I like his outfit, yeah, look at the triple visor
that's like extra NFL.
Let's go, follow the security team, okay
No idea where the security team went.
This is a very friendly sign here, welcome aboard.
But nothing about this seems friendly and welcoming.
How are these people not concerned?
No departures scheduled. That's pretty ominous.
- Where's the security detail? Where's anybody?
- Those are all are the great questions.
My pulse is going up, I'm at 96.
Loud noises. (electronic explosion)
I got us some power, ventilation's up,
power to the elevator should be next.
- [Ishimura Computer] Hazardous anomaly detected.
- Uh-oh, I don't like red, there's steam.
- Another malfunction?
- No, the quarantine systems are all fine.
- There's a biohazard logo that's never good.
- There's something in here with us.
- Up there. (machine guns firing)
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
(machine gun firing) - Chen, no!
- Daniels- - What is that thing?
How do I get out?
(machine guns firing)
Run. Go.
(machine gun firing continues)
Why is my guy looking back?
(bombs exploding)
- Isaac. - Christ,
it's still after us, run.
I don't know where I am, help me.
Whoa, go kick it. Why can't I kick?
Why can't I shoot? Why do I have guns?
Why is my pulse 105? What are these things called Sam?
- [Sam] Necromorphs.
- Necromorphs, ooh, plasma cutter.
(dramatic music)
How do you know those two pieces attach?
And that piece attaches?
Ooh, that's cool, cut off, what does it say?
Cut off their limbs.
You know what I always realize in these games
the flashlight actually messes with you
'cause it makes it more scary.
Like you could only see where the flashlight is
so everything that's not lit, is really scary.
(necromorphs squealing) Should I just shoot this?
Ooh. (machine guns firing)
How do you cut off it's limb?
I kind of wanna see the anatomy of these necromorphs.
Can I pause this?
Let's look at the necromorph.
Ooh, okay, so I have some images here.
These are humans that have been turned into necromorph
- [Sam] Necro meaning death, morph meaning to change.
- So like I understand the jaw's missing
and there's a hole in the skull
but like you could see the anatomy
is very different than a human
because there's no separation between the deltoid muscle,
the bicep, like everything is just fused into one.
If you look at this guy,
he has an arm coming out of his stomach
and the back of the neck has some sort
of razor sharpness to it.
And then you have this other one
that looks like a little lizard.
That one looks more like a human, minus the canines
if greatly expanded.
The spinous processes of the vertebrae
are really protruding now.
By the way, you know you have those
like, if you tilt your neck down
and you feel C7-T1 you could feel a bump there.
If I was a necromorph I would look like this guy.
- We need to get to the bridge.
There's a thousand people on board, someone will be there.
- We can't, the tram system's wrecked.
Everything's locked down because of the quarantine.
- Also, there's an important distinction to be made here,
this isn't a quarantine, this is an isolation.
Quarantine is when you aren't sure.
Once you're already sick, now you're on isolation.
And I'm pretty sure these necromorphs are already sick.
So let's go ahead, and start calling it an isolation
as opposed to quarantine.
Oh, oh, we saw that one shot, one opportunity.
Is that even a zombie or is that just a dead human body?
Oh. (machine guns firing)
What did I just do?
(machine guns firing continues)
Oh, what does that do?
Stasis will slow down enemies and fast-moving objects.
Oh, you saw that?
There's actually nothing like that in human medicine.
Although I guess you could call like platelet inhibitors
or blood thinning medications as stasis inducers.
Whoa, whoa, okay, wait.
(machine gun firing)
Shooting in the dark right now.
- This outbreak started on the colony
after the miners dug up some artifacts.
- I feel like we've ruled out viral infection here
because the only way a virus can come on an artifact
and then infect others, is if there's like blood on it
or transmissible body fluids that were infected
and then those people were exposed to it.
I can't even imagine an object leading to dementia
unless that object happens to be
like radioactive or something,
where it's directly damaging brain cells.
- Isaac, I cracked Ishimura's med-sci reports.
They're a (beep) horror show.
These things mold any dead tissue into a new form.
- The only life form that exists like that
that I can even think about is a maggot
because a maggot feeds on dead tissues
and then uses it as energy and function for itself.
And we actually use maggots on dead tissue,
like if we have a burn or some kind of infected wound
you could put maggots to chew off that dead tissue.
- Where are you?
- In the flight control room.
- Ooh, he found her.
- Please you have to come up here now.
There's still a way out for us
but we don't have much time.
- How'd you get here?
- You cleared the way. - Okay
- I can always count on you. - Something's freaky.
- Not this time.
- He's definitely dreaming, he's hallucinating.
Maybe this was a delirium caused by the artifact
that then once you leave the artifact
you no longer have the delirium.
And remember, hallucinations and dementia
don't always go hand in hand.
You can have hallucinations and not have dementia
or you can have dementia so bad
that you have hallucinations.
There's different types of hallucinations.
There's olfactory, there's auditory, visual.
So like, one type of hallucination
may appear different to another person or not.
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