He was born in 1986. I was born in 1990. I'm 24, you can't be 28! (??) Just kidding.
It's but ight(??) So let's do the math here alright. Woman was born in 1986.
She's 28 years old. Man was born in 1990. He's 24 years old. Wait, so (laughs)
Kaptain Bambino, I think you're wrong. I think this is perfect math.
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By your host, Reaction Time! We're looking at dumbest tweets ever. It looks...
Okay, this. This can... Don't meme this. Don't plan anything that shouldn't been put. This is clearly gonna be a microphone.
Okay, a guy named
DOPE tweets out: When you except that your dead when your born you can except anything.
Except my horrible grammar. When you except that your dead when your born you can except anything
What, except for that? Does that make sense or is that just an exception?
If I can't (clears throat) if I can't have an enter lectual
conversation with a girl then she's clearly not the one. I need some enter lectual
I don't think he's ever gonna find the right girl. If he's trying to find a girl with enter lectual conversation
He's never gonna find one. If he wants a girl with intellectual conversation,
he's gonna find one. How can you enter lectural? Enter lectural... What they actually have that what the ****?
Why do they have that? What is lectural? What does it even mean? Lectural disease. You want to enter a lectural disease?. These people are so...
What's that word? What's that... DUMB! Sorry. It happens to everybody. You make mistakes. @Diplo: you look like Eminem with down cendrum
What? You look like Eminem with down cendrum. What the **** is going on? Down cendrum...
WOAHHHHH! WOAHHH! WOAH!
What is cendrum? What is that? That's not a word.
That's not a word. Centrum is not even a word, you made your own words.
You're not (???) And why are you even telling people?
They look like down cendrum? Sounds like a street name.
You're gonna make a right on Centrum and go all the way down. All the way down.
Cendrum (ba-dum crash) Like the problem is even if you tell these people to spell check, they're not even gonna know when they spell something wrong. And they
don't know that the word starts with an S
And thinks it's spelled like cendrum with a C instead of syndrome. Then autocorrect can't even help them. these people are so stupid
That autocorrect can't even help these types of people. Maybe it shouldn't. ******* be losing their versionities in middle school trying to judge other people
******* be losing their versionities.
Versionities. It's like there's certain versions of who you get to f- and we call it versionities.
(snap) (snap) (snap) (snap) (snap) ****** be losing-
Guys, so I mean clearly... I'm just gonna go next. i don't even have time for this. I don't...
$700 date ***** we can go on
70 $100 dates... u trippin.
(Tal dances)
70 $100 dates. Let's do the math. 70 times 100 is 700. No
70 times 100 is
$7,000! She's not even gonna go on a date with you. What's the ****? Are you thinking... You"re not
even gonna know how to tip the waitress! This guy's so dumb
He's gonna think it's a $700 date, then tipped the waitress like seven dollars, thinking it's 10%
Why y'all acting like the world just now gettin messed up? What about slavery? Or the hall of cost? Pick up a book.
(sad music along with Tal's facepalm)
I'm gonna cry. The hall of cost is really expensive. Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no topping on
it or anything. It's just bread, @Domino's. We're sorry to hear about this.
Please let our friends at Domino's UK know of this so they can help. Man never mind.
(Tal dances again)
I opened the pizza upside down. (Tal punches himself) Oh ****
I'm gonna stop. If this doesn't stop, I'm gonna stop. (sorry it's inaudible) but (sighs)
Ok so there's a show called Fresh off the Boat, & Blackish but there's no Whitish because it's racist.
(Tal shrugs & waves)
How stupid are you? On my way to London!! This should be exciting!!! I won't miss the lights on the Eiffel Tower this time...
(some scary music)
Yo, do you see that? I li... What the hell is happening?
I literally thought it made me... It just wiped my memory. It just wiped my brain. This tweet wiped my brain. Completely
I thank God for my mature demeter. My mature demeter. Childish people are very
embarrassin. so I mean clearly this guy (?) matured demeter
But you can also have a mature the meter. It basically measures how mature you are. It's actually- It's an actual meter
That why we would call it the meter. For me, it would probably be...
That's about it. It's like midway, mature. More like high.
It's pretty high mature. This guy, wh-where would you go for your mature the meter?
Oh, I think it dropped. I think they dropped the old buddy. I'm sorry.
I took a blood test today, and I made a B+. Does anyone have any tips so that I can get an A next time?
(enraged Tal) ****!
You got a B+ on the blood te- It's not really a te- There's no class that teaches you about blood. It's not a test.
I'm not even try to explain myself. And the dumbest tweet award goes to...
Does the sun have bones??? I've been pretty curious. How bony is the sun?
(Tal claps)
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