Top of the morning to 'ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called Vee is Calling.
Now, Mark played this recently and I don't know anything about it
I don't know what is it
from the surface it looks kinda like a dating simulator game
or some sort of interaction with a lady maybe called Vee.
I have no idea but when he played it then everyone came to me
and told me that I needed to play the game
or check it out so, here I am!
I'm checking out the game so let's get in. Pick up
What is your first name?
Jackaboy (Sexy name)
Oh. Hello! Call accepted
Hello Vee!
It kinda reminds me of "Emily is Away"
You have a love heart mouth
I have to sound cool
Um, I think so too.
You's a cutie, Vee.
I mean, everything in the world is pink, I don't know why
Oh, save, skip and options
I do know
I'll be a gentleman. I'll be gentlemanly and just, go ahead Vee.
Tell me all about your boring life. I mean...
tell me all about your life.
Boring. Fuck! Hehe
You got shit all over your face. Hehe
I mean, I wrestle lions and badgers.
Look at this. We're bonding.
What are all these folders in the back? Can I open them?
Oh shit! I tried to double click this and it skipped. Crap, sorry.
Hm, I probably did forget.
No, I'm pretty sure I didn't tell you
You're giving me some weird creepy vibes now all of a sudden
Is she gonna turn into a demon?
Or is she gonna be like a serial killer. Is she gonna be in my house.
It makes me nervous that people told me that I HAD to play this.
She holds up, she has like no hands.
You seem pretty attached to computers. (Gasps)
Is she like GIFany from... uh...(snaps) Gravity Falls
She like nonexistent, she just in the computer.
She's like a virus
If you've ever seen that episode of Gravity falls, GIFany. Aw so awesome
The person who did her art is awesome as well
Maybe that's why she said she can physically do it, she' a computer!
That's why she's so attached to computers. I've cracked the code
Yep, she's not real
(Gasps)
I'm telling you, its gone. Do you know what's happening?
All of my porn and shit.
Those 32 cat pictures that I had
Fine, 4032
Fine, 4 million cat pictures. You caught me, that's my secret
That's bull shit, Vee!
About by computer files of course! About our date, of course!
Um... I am suspecting you are a demon
She got rid of more!
Look at that, that's the face of a killer
Another one is gone!
Oh go that's scary
(Cough Cough) demon (Cough)
(Matrix shit)
She's gone but my files are back
What?
Maaan
Let's do this again
Um,
I'll answer opposite to everything now
That's all you can do
So there like all these little subtle hints that she's not real
That she's just a computer
♪ I'm in love with a fairy tale! ♪
♪ Even though it hurts ♪
♪ And I don't care if I lose my mind ♪
Do you remember that Alexander Rybak? Eurovision. Fucking best song
That makes sense
Computers are so hot right now. Oh, their circuits
Their motherboards
Yeah
Sometimes. I mean I just draw porn all day. It's not really that hard
I have nothing from my shoulders down. I'm a computer program
(As Vee) Well, I'm not mentally able to do it either because, you see, 100110.
(As Vee) I'm so attached, that I'm inside on right now. HELP!
Not often. In fact, I say never
End hehe
Ok, here we go
Aw shit, I answered the same one
More disappeared
About our date, of course. Okay so it's disruption the date so that's what I want to be important
This is like Ex Machina as well if you've ever seen that movie
Go watch Ex Machina. That movie is awesome
Good lord. Don't look at anything about it just watch it
Um, don't spoil anything
Of all times to have computer to not worry about my lost files in this fucking room
This is just the same
(Matrix Shit 2.0)
Does this just end the same every single time?
Aw man that's lame
Wait let's go in the options
Skip seen messages
Um, after choices
Keep skipping
Okay
Transitions, none
So, let's go again
It's just doing the same shit again
I just wanna click random
I'm just gonna click random things and see if I get a different outcome
I think it's just the same every time
Which ever one shows up and which every one I click on
That will be the destiny for me an Vee
I think she's called Vee for Vagina
Probably not
Aw shut up Jack sometimes you just need to stop talking
Okay so files disappeared
Uh, same answers. I think it's just the same thing over and over and over again
Come on Vee
Freaking creapy eyes ;-;
That was different!
She said your computer, it's mine now
Then her eyes went googly crazy batshit weirdo
Aw so there is a different ending
Cool. It wasn't anything too spectacular. I thought there was some way of continuing the progress over and over and over again
Man, that was a cool little game though
For as quick and as short and as simple as it was
I enjoyed that. There was a nice little bit of personality shining through
Cool. I mean I don't get why everyone was saying Jack, you need to play this
Maybe I was exaggerating the amount of people that were saying it
But there was definitely a consensus of people who were telling me to play this and I am trying to begin to know why
I mean I do often play these type of games. Shia Leboeuf dating simulator, Emily is Away, One Night Stand
Games like that. Emily is Away is a cool one this seem to... Ah fuck
Ow
Oh
Imagine this is the end of the table. I just went bang really hard. So I bent my thumb and hurt my nail. Oh
Poor lil Jack :(
Oh poor baby
I mean ow. That didn't hurt
Okay. I'm gonna leave this episode here now. That was a cool little game. I'll leave a link in the description so you guys can go off and play it for yourselves
Although, I imagine a lot of you have played it already considering the amount of people telling me to play it
But for now, thank you guys so much for watching and if you liked it, punch that like button in the face, like a boss!
And high fives all around
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, in the next video!
Yes I purposely cracked my voice. I also accidentally cracked my fucking thumb. Ouchies, that really hurt
Kiss it better :)