- I don't get it.
It's just not fun.
I'm so done with this.
(bleep) you, Mark Wahlberg.
- I am a peacock!
You gotta let me fly!
- The other day when I was on Instagram,
I saw that Mark Wahlberg posted his daily schedule
and it is absolutely ridiculous.
This guy wakes up at 2:30 in the morning
every single day no matter what
and then he works out twice, he goes golfing,
he freezes his body, and I think it's just ridiculous.
And, you know what?
I'm kinda ridiculous too,
so for the next 24 hours,
I'm gonna live like Mark Wahlberg.
I'm gonna do everything on his daily schedule
and I'm gonna try to survive it because I...
I don't know.
This is a lot and I like my sleep,
so I have no idea how this is gonna go,
but for 24 hours you can call me Marky Mark.
♪ Yo Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch ♪
♪ We coming back at you one more time ♪
(peaceful music)
- It's 2:32 in the morning now
and I am getting up to start my day
because Mark Wahlberg gets up at 2:30, so...
Yay.
I feel pretty tired.
I fell asleep probably around 11
and this is so stupid.
Why did I do this?
It's 2:45 right now
and at 2:45 Mark Wahlberg prays.
I've never prayed before in my life.
I'm not sure how people do this.
So, for me, today I'm just gonna watch a video about Oprah
because I guess that she's the closest
thing to God that I can think of.
- You get a car, you get a car, you get a car!
- I turned the light off while I'm watching Oprah.
I don't know, I'm just cold and tired.
Why does he do this?
I don't get it.
(upbeat music)
It's 3:15.
That means it's time to have my first meal of the day
and get ready for the gym.
So, that's what Mark Wahlberg does at 3:15 in the morning.
So, I am heading downstairs to go to the gym
for my first workout of the day.
Mark Wahlberg does two everyday.
Did my prayer time, ate breakfast.
I'm awake, I'm ready to do this.
There's no one else in the whole gym
and why would there be?
It's 3:40 in the morning.
I realize I forgot my headphones, but it doesn't matter.
No one's here,
so I'm just gonna have my music on loud anyway.
But, it's too early.
You can see it's still dark outside.
This is ridiculous. (chuckles)
(bleep) you, Mark Wahlberg.
(relaxed music)
It is 6:00 a.m.
That means it's time for my shower.
Mark Wahlberg takes 90 minute showers.
He showers from six to 7:30
and I don't make millions of dollars a year,
so I'm not gonna take a 90 minute shower
'cause I have to pay for my water.
I'm gonna take a shower, then I'll get ready,
and then I get to go golfing.
It is 6:45 right now
and I am on my way to the Chelsea Piers
to go to the driving range
because Mark Wahlberg plays golf everyday at 7:30.
And sun's coming up.
Getting lighter outside, which is nice.
It's really interesting to be on the subway
and see all the morning commuters
because they're all just starting their day right now
and my day's already been going on for over four hours,
which is wild.
I'm really tired and hungry surprisingly,
even though I just ate.
But I don't think my body knows what time it is.
I'm at Chelsea Piers.
I'm about to go hit some golf balls.
And I haven't done this for years and years.
It's probably been, like, 10 years since I hit a golf ball,
so I am very nervous, but should be fun.
(golf ball thudding)
So, I just got done with the driving range.
Wow, I'm really bad at that.
But it was actually really fun.
I know for a fact my swing was not good.
I already feel it in my shoulders and neck.
But, I guess it's good that my next thing
is the cryotherapy session.
So, I've been up for six hours already.
This is insane.
I've done so much already.
Whatever, now I have to go uptown to the cryo chamber.
I just finished my cryotherapy session
and that was probably one of the coolest things I've done.
I still have goosebumps on my arms
even though I finished a couple minutes ago.
It got very, very cold, obviously.
And I was shivering the whole time, but it was worth it.
I'm glad I lasted as long as I did.
But, yeah, that was awesome.
It is after 10.
We get to eat in a couple minutes,
so that'll be really good.
My body needs that.
I don't know how he only has a couple snacks so far.
I think the second half of the day is gonna be a lot easier.
But, yeah, I have a couple more hours left
and (bleep) you, Mark Wahlberg.
This is so stupid.
Why do you do this every single day?
(upbeat music)
It is 11 o'clock in the morning.
Up next is work and meetings and family time.
I don't live in the same state
as any of the members in my immediate family,
so I tried to FaceTime two of my brothers
and they both ignored my calls, so.
I guess I'll just get back to work.
It is one o'clock, which means luckily it's time for lunch.
I am so hungry.
I literally ran to the fridge to get my food.
I don't know how he spaces out his meals.
Like, it just doesn't make any sense to me.
They're spaced out with so much time.
How is he not starving?
I was just sitting with other people at work
as they ate lunch and it made me so hungry,
but I knew I couldn't eat just yet.
I'm exhausted.
I need this food.
Luckily, it will give me some energy,
but I don't think it's gonna last too long.
It is 2:00 p.m.
I'm exhausted.
I've been up for almost 12 hours now, but it's fine.
I'm almost through the day.
At 2:00 p.m. he does work calls
and meetings and I didn't have any,
so I tried calling one of my other brothers
for FaceTime and he ignored me too, so...
I'll call him back later.
It's just not fun.
I don't know, I feel like I'm just saying
the same things over and over now.
A little delusional.
Yeah.
(upbeat music)
It is 3:15 and Mark Wahlberg
always picks up his kids at 3:15 from school.
And I don't have any kids
and I thought that would be kind of weird
if I picked random kids up from school,
so I picked up something
that was very near and dear to my heart.
I just went food shopping.
I feel like that's an equal trade off.
That's like a fair switch.
So, I got my food, I have dinner tonight, and I'm so tired,
but I have to get ready for the gym very shortly.
(upbeat music)
Just finished what felt like my twelfth snack of the day.
Had more yogurt.
I'm on my way to the gym for the second time today.
I'm already pretty exhausted,
so I don't know how I'm gonna do going to the gym again.
I feel like I don't have anything interesting to say
and I just keep repeating the same things over and over.
(upbeat rock music)
I looked on Mark Wahlberg's Instagram
and he posts a lot of workouts
when he does elevated pushups,
so I made sure I did a lot of those today.
But five o'clock,
which means I'm done workout two of the day.
And I think I might take a nap on this floor right now.
I never wanna do this again.
Time to go shower.
Alright guys, I finished the second workout of the day,
got my shower.
I'm tired.
I am heading home right now.
I'm gonna make some food
and then I am going to go to sleep
because I only need to buoy awake
for two more hours and I cannot wait.
(relaxed music)
Alright, it is after 5:30
and that means it is time to cook dinner
'cause that's what Mark Wahlberg does.
So, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna eat,
and I'm gonna pass out.
Alright, so it's 6:30 at night.
I've been up for 16 hours already,
but close the curtains
and hopefully I'll be able to sleep soon.
Mark Wahlberg goes to bed at 7:30,
so I have one more hour.
He has family time right now,
so I called my mom and talked to her
and hopefully I'll be able to sleep soon.
We'll see.
I am almost done.
I don't know how he does this.
I don't know why he does this.
(peaceful music)
I just woke up.
It is 7:19,
which is great 'cause I fell asleep
probably around 8:30 last night.
I don't know how Mark Wahlberg does it.
My neck is actually kinda sore from golf
'cause obviously I had no idea what I was doing.
But I don't recommend that anyone does this ever.
I don't recommend that he does it.
It's not fun.
I don't know what else to say,
but Mark Wahlberg looks good,
so if he wants to go to the gym twice,
if he wants to do all these things,
and it's working for him, then good for him.
But it is not for me.
(peaceful music)