[Wapoosh!] Top of' the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and I'm still sick,
but that's no excuse to not record some video games, and I'm excited for this one.
This one's called My Friend Pedro. Blood, bullets, and bananas.
Now this was, uh, kind of a secret game that I saw at E3, it wasn't shown at any of the major conferences,
it was kind of just hidden away somewhere, and it looks amazing.
If you imagine what it would be like if John Wick had sex with the Matrix, and they had a beautiful baby named Pedro, that's what this would be.
And Pedro I think is the banana, and he's gonna talk to me and- I don't know, it's a weird game.
But, it's full of like gun kana (?) kind of stuff, where I'm flying through the air, doing flips in slow-motion,
shooting people in the face, and then I can like kick a frying pan into the air and shoot that, and the bullets ricochet off the frying pan,
smack into someone's face, and kill them outright dead. It looks amazing, and I'm very, very excited about it,
and I'm also more excited because-
Oh, it plays the trailer before you get in, never mind-
I'm also more excited because the developer was very excited about me asking for a code for the game,
and they- they very generously gave me one, so I get to play the game way, way before some other people get to play it,
which I'm very excited about, and- hey! Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
I'm not sleeping, I'm recording a video, come on. Ooh. Oh god, where am I?
So this is me. I'm not Pedro, this is Pedro. Pedro is the banana.
Whoa, relax! It's me, Pedro. Your friend.
You got knocked out pretty bad there. Are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?
You don't got any fingers, Pedro, you're a banana!
Never mind, let's just get out of here, wherever we are.
Uh, okay...
I need to like- ooh, there's some buttons that- Woo, I can do twirls!
[laughter]
Dang, the door is locked. Well, nut balls.
'Kay, I'm trying to figure out my buttons. Okay, that's my crouch and roll. Okay, nice.
Aha! Look! Try wall jumping on the next floor. Badass!
Nice! Thanks, Mr. Banana Man.
Ha, banana! Oh, see this is what really happened that time that I fell in love with a banana.
This is the sequel. Now the banana's telling me to go out and kill all its enemies.
It's very scary.
[cough] How irresponsible. Some nincompoop left their pistol just laying around.
Any nutter could come around and cause all sorts of damage.
Like me. Oho, yes. And I have infinite ammo!
Oho, this is gonna get good. Hey, look at me, I'm a metroid!
Wheee!
Oh chucks, that's the butcher. His meat operation is a front for smuggling unlicensed firearms.
The meat is mainly rats, pigeons, or whatever person they didn't like the look of that day.
I guess that explains what we're doing here.
[in a gruff voice] Hey boss, it's quiet out here tonight.
[aggresively] Don't! Don't interrupt me while I'm working, ya simpleton!
Is the shipment ready? Fuckin' slackers! I'll show them what happens when they slack off.
Go make yourself useful and prepare whatever sorry sack of meat is laying in the basement!
Mm, nice cankles, dude.
This dude is suffering a serious case of jaundice.
He's coming this way, you have to take him out. Ready?
Oh! ...I killed him!
Sorry, the banana told me to do it.
Th- [accusingly] Banana!
Where's your milk?
Guess we just have to kill them all now. Hey, I'm okay with that.
[grunts] Ohoho, yes!
Ooh, the shooting is real nice.
[grunt] Whoop!
Y'all gonna get now- Ow!
Stop shooting me! I'm only supposed to shoot you, that's the deal here.
Excuse me, have you seen my friend Pedro? He is a banana. You may not believe me when I say-
See, there he is! Have you been drinking enough water? You seem a bit out of it.
Come on now, what are you, fuckin' Twitch's hydration bot? Or as I like to call him, Ocean Man.
[singing] Ocean man, take me by the hand, I'll take you to my special place, help you back on track.
Jesus. This is where I go when you can't see me. [gasp] The in-between place!
Now let me show you something. Hold still.
I'm not even doing any of this! The banana got inside my ears, the banana's telling me what to do!
See that? When you focus it's like time slows down. And when you focus, you can do flips in the air. Now try it.
Aw, this is where the Matrix shit kicks in.
[slowly] [unintelligible] I love you, banana.
Beautiful! Aw, this is gonna get real fun.
Move to the marker. Now do a full flip in slow motion while shooting this priceless vase my grandmother gave me!
Sorry nana, but your ashes are gonna have to go meet Angela.
Nice! Glorious, ready for the last trick? While holding two weapons you can separate your aim.
Ooh, that's interesting!
Let's kick some ass! Oh, he's already dead.
Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be going this way. Sorry fellas, didn't mean to interrupt your ballet practice.
Okay. Oh my god, that's awesome! [laughter]
The little banana popped out. Banana! See, you can't hold me accountable for anything, it was the banana that made me do it.
That'll hold up in court. I don't know why, but the game also has kind of a Hotline Miami feel to it.
[slowly] Fl- that's not aiming at the right place.
That's okay though, I can shoot you anyway. [laughter]
Oh, I feel like a badass. Heal me up, buttercup.
[grunt]
Look at that, that's so fun- Oh, right in your dick tip.
Sorry, dickless, but I'm gonna have to take over now. This is my game.
[grunt]
[singing] Can you hear the angels sing, singing the songs of angry men. Duhduhduhduh,
don't know the rest of the song. Have you guys seen Les Mis?
Aw, you fell on top of each other- they're in love!
Don't let anybody ever tell you that Jacksepticeye didn't bring people together.
[in an accent] You sure you know what you're doing? Relax, these turrets basically install themselves.
You just take this thing, [stuttering] There ya go!
Di- didn't really work out too well, did it? Looks like you have to dodge your way past those bullets.
Ah, this is the dodge. [grunt]
Nice!
That was so cool! Ah, so I can just dodge people. Alright.
I got it. Hey fellas! How's it going?
How's ya mother?
It's been a while since I've seen Nancy. She still looking good? She still got that awesome rack?
Why does no one answer me? Maybe because I was asking about your momma's boobies.
Sorry. Aw, this has a very Hotline Miami feel to it.
Yep, just as I thought. We're in Old Town. Mitch runs this place. It's like a retirement home for senior mobsters without a retirement plan.
The quickest way out of here is through the Mitch Butcher's fine dining restaurant.
Hah. Can do!
Excuse me, I am the health inspector. It would seem that your fish is not up to code.
Haha, just joking. I'm not a health inspector.
Unless I'm a doctor of death, curing my patients of breath.
[grunt] Oh, right in your face hole!
It's okay, now your wife will actually make love to you. Wooho!
Oh, excuse me, have you seen this man? Well, it's you, and you're dead, so probably.
Oohohoho!
I'm like a ballerina.
Uh oh, there's two of them. What shall I do? Probably just shoot both of you.
[laughter]
Excuse me, excuse me, oh, tuck and roll! Tuck and roll! You know how your dad used to teach that to you?
Oh my god!
[laughter]
Oh, I have too much fun when it comes to killing people. This game is fun.
Peekaboo! Peekaboo!
Oh, you suck at this game, dude. Oh no!
Father? Which one of you did the dirty to my mom?!
Doesn't matter, you're both dead now. Woohoohoo!
Knock knock! Who's there? The devil.
Ooh, I can press F to kick! Look at me go! Jackie Chan eat your ass out.
Woo! [grunt] Shooty, shooty, bang, bang man.
That's what they call me in my inner circle of friends. High fives to me!
How did I do? Oh, a B. Send me in, coach.
Oh, you can save GIFs as well, this is awesome!
Imma save this and put it on social media so I can get all the likes and validation that I need in my life!
[ding]
Ooh, back out in the streets. Headin' to the restaurant.
I have a reservation, I'll have you know. Woo!
A knife!
Oh, this game's about to get real fun. This is where stuff really kicks off with this.
Dodododododododo- that's a very lovely gentleman's club meeting.
Sorry, I keep- I keep shooting the dude who's already dead. I didn't mean to.
[laughter] Oh, look, my dad's picture's on the wall.
Unce, unce, unce, unce, unce, unce, unce, unce, unce.
Everybody havin' a good time?
I sure am! I love this song!
I know the guy who owns this place. Woo!
Sorry lads, but your license to fuck has been revoked!
Now all that's left is Jack.
Sorry. Peekaboo. Peekaboo. [laughter]
You should've stood up! Oh yes, oh yes, it's so fun.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh god, I hurt, I bleed!
Shoot the red things.
[laughter]
There's so much slow motion happening. Every game should have slow motion. Forever.
What the hell is this?
That's a dude's head!
That's gross, but also dope! Alright, how are we doing this, Jim?
I don't know, we're probably gonna have to rush in, kick them in the face, shoot their heads off, and then kick a head.
Screw that! I don't like that plan! I'm rushing in!
Hey fellas!
Oh. Oh, you were actually helping me, okay, well.
This is the part where they bleed and die. You can die first, and then- woo!
[laughter]
Oh, this is what I wanted to do.
So you kick this into the air?
And then- [laughter]
That is the coolest!
Why don't more games do this stuff? This is so much fun!
Sorry, Larry, but your wife doesn't love you no more. She loves me now.
Stop shooting me!
Howdy, lads!
Have you seen this man? Oh, you're both dead.
[grunt that sounds like Spongebob's victory screech]
That's the sound I make when I'm flying through the air to kill people.
I think it's pretty cool.
I am the cavity police. Sir, you have not been flossing!
Level a-complete-o!
B for bananas! This game is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Ooh! I'm on a bike!
Well this just makes things super fun. Hi!
Can you fuck off?
Ooh! Wheelie time!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Hey, I got him!
Sir, you need to stop hanging out car windows, you're gonna get yourself killed.
See?! Whoa! You're all gonna have to die, that's kinda just how this works.
If you're shooting at me, I'm allowed to shoot back.
And there's a lot of you shooting at me. [laughter]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold the fuckin' phone here, Jimbo. Alright?
You can't just all attack at once. There- there's rules.
There's regulations, there's percautions that need to be played.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on! Hold on! Hold on, hold on! Okay.
Two cars vs. one bike. That hardly seems fair, does it?
And I have to use pistols now, and you guys got fancy-man guns.
Whoa-ho, excuse me. Haha! I have a date! It's very important, I've been asking this girl out for weeks.
She finally said yes, I don't know why.
I have very murderous tendencies.
She doesn't know that, though, so if you wouldn't mind not telling her, that'd be great!
Can I pull off cool tricks by jumping- woo! Woo! [laughter]
No, but it is fun- Whoa, I can, I'm doing flips!
That was sick- backflip!
[laughter]
Oh my god, that's so cool! Okay, kill 'em dead, kill 'em dead now, please.
That really is what we wanted to see. Whoa, ice cream man!
Oh, wait, no, he's the butcher. I get it.
I don't want none of your meat- oh, childhood flashback, don't like it.
Okay, I'm out of bullets.
Oh no, oh no!
Shoot those motherfuckers as they leave. Son of a bitch!
Okay, okay, okay, I'm about to die. I'm abou- YEAH!
[clap]
We did it, Pedro! Screw that guy.
We need to lay low for a while. Head to District Null. It's as good as deserted and should be a good spot to hide while things cool down.
Woo! [claps]
Aw, that was awesome. I wasn't very skillful on the bike, but B is for banans and I like that.
Oh man, well, that does it for the demo. This- oh, I should've mentioned that at the start.
This is just a demo of the game, I'm not able to play the full game right now.
This is the demo from E3 and I was very lucky to be able to get it, so thank you developer,
for sending- sending it to me. I love that this game is in my life now.
And it's awesome. I finally have a banana friend again. Banana!
So the game isn't coming out until 2019, this is very, very early look at it.
It is coming to PC and Switch, though, and I really want this for my Switch,
'cause being able to bounce around, handheld and everything, that'd be so much fun to do.
I don't know how well it would control with sticks, though.
So that's- that's yet to be seen, but this is really, really fun.
I- I wasn't like paid or anything to play this, or to promote it, or anything like that.
I just think that it's a really cool game. I like the mechanics in it, it's- it has some mechanics that I haven't seen anybody try
in a video game before, and it just- it looks fun, it's fun to play, it's fun to dick around in, it has a funny premise.
I don't know. All around, it's really good and I want the game to do well, so if you wanna learn more about it you can follow all of these socials here
to keep up to date on it, but for now,
thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, punch that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS!
And, high fives all round, thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[outro music]
Ha! Take that, sore throat! I have defeated you.