And Now Youtube Comments with JackSepticEye
Jack my butthole is itchy
The fuck you want me to do about it, come over and scratch it?
Put some salt in that butthole, it'll clear it right up.
do the "whats in your poop?" challenge
I don't need to do a challenge, I'll save me some time
I know exactly what's in my poop one hundred percent of the time. It's all
pizza. All of a pizza, everything is piz--
Jack, stop being so energetic,
when i watch you on my tablet it always goes out of sync and lags
Hell no, I will never stop being energetic!
I'm going to have energy for days for all the-
(mumbles)
I'm gonna have energy forever!
There's a bunch of reasons why I don't do regular vlogs. For one
these kind of took over as vlogging duty
because a lot of stuff that I could answer in a vlog are all answered here all the time, so -
and it's the same kind of thing where I sit down and I involve you, and it's a one-on-one kind of thing.
This is just a bit more formatted and it's a bit jokier a lot of the time.
But another reason is because I never really wanted to vlog unless I had something proper to talk about
and usually -- usually those are few and far between
like I could talk about stuff that happens, minuscule things that are going on
but they'd get really annoying and really boring then, and they wouldn't have the impact that they should have.
So - or at least that I want them to have - so I only do vlogs whenever I feel like there's a topic of proper interest to talk about
Like when I got an editor, I talked about that
when I -- when some stuff in the comments are bothering me
when stuff just isn't going right, or if there's an event coming up
then I'll do a vlog and I'll talk about stuff, or milestone videos are another reason to do a vlog.
But usually I don't do them because otherwise it's like "what do I talk about?"
A lot of people would say, "Jack you can talk about anything, we'll watch it"
that's cool and all, but that's not what you-- you shouldn't just get complacent with content
and I shouldn't be able to just upload absolutely anything
and have you guys' undying trust all the time.
It's super sweet and everything, but at the same time that just makes me complacent
and then I'll end up making boring videos, I'll end up making stuff
that just has no energy, or no commitment, or motivation, or involvement or anything anymore
I want to make sure that the stuff I'm making still has like that -
that gusto in it, that I always want to make videos
that I'm not just making them to get a pay check out of it
that I actually make the videos because there's a reason to.
So if I made vlogs, it would just be like: "I woke up today and recorded videos"
because that's all I do, I don't do anything else. I literally wake up, eat,
record videos, go downstairs, play games, go to bed.
[laugh] There's my life if you -- you've just gotten every vlog from ninety nine percent of my days in the last six months.
"Why is your skin so white?"
I dunno. 'Cause that's the way I am?
You try living in Ireland for 26 years and see how white your skin will be. [laughs]
We don't get a lot of sunshine over here a lot of the time
there's no way that we can develop a tan. All Irish people people are super white
except the people that go abroad a lot, but I don't know, we just don't get that much sun
I don't have a chance to get a tan, and any time the sun does come out I'm not out in long enough to get a tan
because i'm at home doing YouTube all the time -- which is awesome
No, I don't want people to take away that that's a bad thing. I love doing YouTube
I choose to do it.
"did you and Matpat win a taco eating contest at a gaming convention?"
Yes and no, we -- this was at the New York creator summit that all the Youtubers went to
so it wasn't a gaming convention, it wasn't like a public thing.
It was just where all like 140 Youtubers were all together
and after all these speeches that we got to see, we went off and we got to make a taco
Well we didn't know what we were doing, they were just like "everyone head upstairs"
and we went up and we all grabbed cards on the way up
well, me and Mark forgot to grab cards, so we had to do different things then when we got up there
but we were all assigned to teams then based on those cards.
It was an idea to try and get people to mingle together and get to know each other a lot better
which helped a lot actually. It was nice to actually meet them
and that was the first time I actually met MatPat in person properly and talked to him.
So he was on my team and we had to -- the team had different people to different things
so our job was to get the ingredients that went into a taco, and then our team won best taco
out of all the teams going around. You might have seen that Mark's team won best cocktail.
mm so that- that's what we won it for. That's why I had the picture on Instagram
So, and Tomska was in the picture as well, he was on our team too.
It was really fun, it was a real blast
and it was nice to actually get to meet MatPat properly.
I had met Tom before that, and we hung out and everything the day before that
but actually getting to meet MatPat for the first time was really cool.
Dude, make a new outro you
don't have to lose your voice for the sake of entertainment
Noooo! I love my outro!
It's one of the things I like - I love my intro and I love my outro.
Whatever about the in-betweens and whatever about the content that I produce, the style that I do
the intro and outro are the two most consistent things aside from the actual upload schedule on this channel.
And I don't ever want to change them.
I'll change, like, the outro screen every now and then. That's happened a couple times since
but I want to -- I wanna keep my outro all the time.
It's not that hard to do it, it's just that now I'm prepping videos to go to L.A. for Vidcon
and for other things, so I'm gone for quite a while, so I have to record a lot of videos in advance
so, recording like 4 to 5 videos a day for about 2 weeks kinda strains your voice a small bit.
And it's always in the "IN THE NEXT VIDEO!" part, it's always on that part that the voice goes.
Everything else is fine, but just on that part, I dunno why.
Cmon, voice.
"soooooooOoOOOOOOOOoOOO
OOOOOOooOO ugly" Are.
"Are" so ugly. there's two things in there.
Also, let's sit you down and talk to a bunch of people on the Internet
and, like put yourself out there like that, and see how many people like YOUR face and voice [chuckle]
I don't try to sound mean, but it's always the case of people judge you so harshly for your videos
and like everyone says that I'm loud and obnoxious, and I should get cancer
and I'm the thing that's wrong with Youtube and everything.
Whatever your beliefs, whatever you think about me, like to have such a reaction to somebody that you don't actually know
is not healthy.
That and the fact that some Youtubers out there are putting themselves out in
front of a possibility of billions of people just like it
so many people watch YouTube putting yourself out there for millions and
billions of potential eyes and potential ears all the time is a really big thing
to do it takes a lot of courage to actually get up on youtube and put
yourself out there like that
ehmm the world tries to shit on you all the time but who cares? nobody is going
to like - nobody out there is loved by everyone
it's absolutely impossible there's always these jokes that or some date and
he could come down and every time somebody would have a problem with them
or somebody could do an incredibly nice act and somebody always finds a problem
in it
so I've gotten over that shit by now I don't care anymore if you think I'm loud
obnoxious and annoying
that's fine but please just keep it to yourself because it's not gonna change
who I am as a person and all its gonna do is make you look really petty. That
being said, constructive criticism is fine, if you have something I got to do
with the format or style or whatever I'm doing with my content
I can listen to that but it's just someone saying that you're ugly or
annoying or something that's not helpful
that's just insulting and that should not be tolerated "Jack my step dad says that
you're an idiot
how do i prove him wrong?" you don't! he's entitled to his opinion he can like and
not like whatever he wants if he doesn't like me perfectly fine
I do not mind at all just don't give him a hard time over it
that's the thing everyone-- nobody's accepting of each other anymore some people are a bit
more aggressive about how they express their distastes
but not everyone has to like the same things you do
that's that's part of like what this channel is we play games on this channel
so not everyone's going to like the games that we play all the time
not even the people who like the channel aren't going to like every single game
that I choose to upload on the channel so we're all very diverse and very human
beings and we're allowed to like different things
he doesn't like me? that's fine you can still like me, that's okay
"Does your hair represent your energy?" Hell no, if my hair represented my
energy
I would just have flames on my head bubbling up all the time, I'd be like - I'd
be like Anger from "inside out" all the time maybe like Hades from Hercules
(laughs) I'll just have fire consistently coming off my head all the time and every time I
yelled it was just like turn bright colors and flame up to the sky
so no my hair does not represent my energy. my great-great-great
great-great-grandfather it was from Ireland
I'm related to jack. I don't think that's how that works. It's like "oh my
great-great-great grandfather's dog was half German, I'm German!"
but that's not true by the way, I - I actually didn't know any of my
grandfathers, it's actually yeah I didn't I don't know my
great-grandfathers. I've never actually - I - I never met my grandfathers even
because they - they both died before I was born
but (chuckles) I mean if you go back far enough
like way way in the past I guess we're all related to each other, eventually.
"fake ass guy" I can assure you with one hundred percent accuracy that my ass is
a hundred percent real right not to think about this
I don't got no Nikki Minaj, I don't got no Kim K going on down here
all a hundred percent natural baby. I mean there's not a whole lot of it
theres just a hole *laughs* -Hey Jack!!!! Jack!!!!
how do you deal with haters? 360 noscope them?
I don't think there is any one specific way to deal with haters, it depends on what they're hating,
why they're hating, who is they're hating
there's a whole bunch of variables in because everyone would just say "ignore the
haters" but that's not always accurate because anyone who disagrees with
something
these days is just labeled a hater, which are not always the case of -
I saw somebody...
leave a comment one time and they had some actual like genuine feedback for me
that they didn't like a certain thing that was happening in this video that it
was against the normal whatever and I just sat there and "I was like yeah okay
yeah i can see that maybe - maybe I should tweak this" and then everyone was
just like "fuck off hater"
no, don't do that. If somebody just swearing like "get cancer and die" or
something like that then maybe they're - they're being a bit ridiculous or being a
bit crazy and over the top. I still wouldn't say "insult them" because then
you're just going down to their level
but I don't know you don't - it depends on what they're hating and why they're
hating as I said sometimes of people are saying really ridiculous things or false
things, I'll just call them out and I'll say this is not true
this is the way this thing is not the way you're saying then either
apologize say they were joking and that they were just looking for attention
which happens far too often
that's just a case of people getting busted and then they're like "Um, i was
joking" and or they'll just continue to hate you and that's fine as well if they
if they don't want to learn from you telling them first hand then it's a lost cause
you're not really gonna get through those people any further so i'll usually
just respond to them
I'll explain my situation to them and explain what was certain things about
why they said what they said
again did vary depending on the situation but I wouldn't just say ignore
hater sometimes people can give you feedback
people can sometimes if people shit on you maybe it can make you stronger
it doesn't always make you stronger and it's very easy to say that like from
here to just say I it's fine just breathe it off at this point there's
been enough hate on the channel like as it started out and grew and like
everyone is getting used to what the jacksepticeye experience was that at
this point I'm just like it just bounces off me
I really do not care about what some person says that who barely even watches
me so I know it's very hard to say - it's very hard to say how to deal with haters
I could go on all day about it but
understanding and logic I'd say is the best ways to deal with them
Jack do you ever watch your own videos p.s love you - aww
thank you i love you guys - you guys are the best you always make me smile make
make me happy
yeah I do watch my own videos of course i have to - that I have to make sure that
what's being uploaded is actually like proper, there's no mistakes in the middle
there's no like glitches, the screen doesn't go black for a few seconds um and
especially after getting an editor um when they come back to me I have to see
if everything is right and everything is okay and that the pacing of everything
is fine and some things don't need to be taken out here and there so yes I do
watch my own videos and then really gets uploaded to youtube I have to like skim
through it again
I don't think any youtuber out there just uploads a video and then lets it go
if they do, that's a bit - that's a bit silly because you kinda have to make sure that
what goes up actually works
start to finish that there's not any hitches in it, it doesn't desync or
anything like that so yes I do
is it weird that i can't hear Jack's Irish accent - my accent was never very strong
to begin with
I mean years and years ago, it was but after developing like more friendships
and relationships and all these different types of things with people
far outside of Ireland. I've been to lots of different places of most of the
stuff I consumes all-american, most of the friends I have are all-american or at
least sound American (giggles)
so my accent kind of changed after a while because i had to, otherwise people
wouldn't understand the way i was talking - "I'm talking"
there's - there's an irish accent thing for you but like saying three instead of
tree because sometimes it'll come back and I'd be in the middle of something I
say tree but I tried to start saying three every now and then because I was ashamed
of my accent or anything but just so people could actually understand me
properly and that saying stuff and like other ways whenever I say tree, people
are like "hah, he said three instead of tree" kind of thing and then it was like okay I'll
avoid that so I actually so people understand the way I talk and so my
accent isn't that strong anymore
it comes out every now and then and there you have some people who don't know the
channel and then they see it for the first time, they're like "oh my god this guy is so
stereotypically Irish" and then they have Irish people who are like
there's people who are like "this guy doesn't sound Irish at all, we don't sound like
that" like I'm like in this weird middle ground with everyone this is my accent
this is the way I talk I mean sure in my videos i'm probably louder than I am in
real life because i can't go around shouting at everything all the time but
my accent just sounds like this - this is the way I speak, this is the way I
talk if it doesn't sound Irish
I don't know what to say if it does sound Irish again I don't know what to say
this is me - AND THAT DOES IT FOR THIS READING YOUR COMMENTS VIDEO some of those got a bit more real talk
than I expected them to
because when I pick out the comments I kinda know - I kinda know some of
the answers that i'm going to give to them already and then other - when if I
don't then I just sit here and I think about it more
there's more to add to it but some of those i had already picked out like what
i was going to say and I just went off in tangents, but i like that i like
explaining myself trying to explain myself well it doesn't always come
across that way which is kind of thought vomiting into these videos
it's very therapeutic for me I know you guys love these and you get a lot out of
it
entertainmentwise and you love just sitting down and interacting and seeing
if your comments are in the video or listening to me talk or whatever
there's a big bunch of reasons why people watch these videos but for me
personally it's just really great to sit down and do these types of videos
because doing games all the time as fun but you get really bored of that after a
while and you go slightly crazy if you had to do the same thing non-stop every
day all the time
so these types of videos and vlogs as well where you just get to sit down and speak
about something - other - other times it's really - it's really good exercise for me
to try and get my wit higher - try to get my jokes - my pacing a bit higher like
the really short one I did like two episodes ago that was a really great
exercise and how to do like a faster version of it but these ones then are
nice to just sit down and talk and I like this because it kind of clears my
head a small bit about certain things that are going on that's why i picked
some of the comments that I pick because I feel like there's something there to
talk about
anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it
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well thank you guys, and i'll see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
What is your sleep schedule?
what is this thing you call sleep??? am I pronouncing it right?
I don't... I don't sleep...
(laughs) I hate sleep!
it takes too much of my time
my sleep schedule is just all over the place. I go to bed at like...
Wanna kiss my feet?
There
Go
kiss my feet
FOCUS!!!
There you go. kiss my feet!
DO IT!
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