- ♪ La di da di da ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Slob on me knob ♪
- (laughs) I hate it!
- That's just the funniest turn of phrase in the history.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we have a Try Not to Laugh Challenge.
- Okay. I'm a pretty giggly person. - Try not to laugh?
- (FBE) Yes. - Oh, okay! All right!
- Don't you dare laugh. - I'll try my best.
- Actually, I don't know how I'll be at this,
'cause it's easy to get me to laugh.
- (FBE) Here are the rules. If you laugh or smile
during or in between a video, you'll receive a point.
- Okay. - (FBE) And to win this challenge,
you need to receive the least amount of points as possible.
- All right. I'm gonna get no points.
- I'm already smiling. Something is just fun
about games in general. - This time, I'ma win.
- All right. Think sad thoughts. Let's do this.
- Oh, is this Stranger Things? - (Eleven) I'd dump your ass.
- Oh, wow. Oh, that's horrible. I'd be so mad. That's bad, man.
(exhales shakily)
(laughs) (buzzer)
- (Eleven) I'd dump your ass. - Oh, I've seen this.
I've seen that one. I-- (chuckles)
(laughs) (buzzer)
- (Eleven) I'd dump your ass. - (laughs)
I didn't know it was gonna be Vines. That's funny.
(buzzer)
- (Eleven) I'd dump your ass. - (clapping)
- Are you serious? - No. It wasn't funny.
Keep going. (buzzer)
- I don't like the middle finger. - Memes are weird now.
Memes have gotten so weird. (sighs) The internet.
- (man) Look what happens when you touch this bitch-ass frog.
- ("frog") MAHHHH! - (laughs)
(buzzer) - ("frog") AHHHHHHHH!
- (squeaks) I didn't laugh.
I waited until after and you know it! (buzzer)
- ("frog") AHHHHHH! - The frog is kinda cute,
just very noisy. But...
oh, no! (buzzer)
- ("frog") AHHHHH!
- Okay! (laughs) (buzzer)
- Dang it! (buzzer)
- That ain't a frog. That was an alien.
- I was biting the insides there for at least a smile.
- It's not even funny. - Not even funny.
What? - Stop! (laughs)
I'm really struggling, okay? (buzzer)
- ♪ You've got a friend in me ♪ - I love Toy Story!
(buzzer)
- ♪ You got a friend in me ♪
- Ooh! (laughs) (buzzer)
- ♪ You got a friend in me ♪ - Oh! (laughs)
Woo! How you gonna curb the little girl? That's mean.
(buzzer) - ♪ ...friend in me ♪
- (chuckles) That wasn't a laugh. That was a quarter of a sneeze.
(buzzer) - ♪ ...friend in me ♪
- The audacity. (chuckles) (buzzer)
- Aww. That little girl will remember that forever.
- Buzz is her bae. - She swerved that little girl
going for a hug. That was incredible.
- Daaaamn! She got fired for sure, huh?
- That's just sad. - We're good. We're good.
- I'm good. - Yeah.
- I'm not sure about you. - (snickers)
- You have a bad track record. (buzzer)
- (weatherman) ...back up next week. Now, I never had to do this myself,
but if you're in the sun, you might wanna take a note
from Rihanna standing under that
umbrella-ella-ella, ay, ay, ay. Doc, inside to you.
- (laughs) That was dumb. (buzzer)
- (weatherman) ...standing under that umbrella-ella-ella,
ay, ay, ay. - Ooh. No.
- (anchorwoman) What? - (snickers)
(buzzer) - (weatherman) Doc, inside to you.
- (anchorwoman) What? - That guy's about to quit his job.
That's just a man with nothing to lose.
- (chuckles) Okay, that was funny. He needs stop that.
(buzzer) - That's really funny.
- I liked how done they were. That was satisfying.
- Okay. I mean, it was cringy at first,
but then the guy's reaction is just like all of America
at that moment. - He looked very upset
after that. - (laughs)
- He didn't enjoy that joke at all. - Not at all.
(buzzer)
- Their reaction was the best. I wanna laugh. (inhales deeply)
I'm good. I'm cool.
- I love Fortnite. - I love Fortnite.
- ♪ La di da di da ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Slob on me knob ♪
I love that song so much. (buzzer)
- ♪ La di da di da ♪ ♪ Slob on me knob ♪
- Oh my--
(laughs) (buzzer)
- He's just dancing.
I failed. (laughs) (buzzer)
- Oh, I thought that was real for a second.
I got really scared. (laughs)
Oh, no! (laughs) (buzzer)
- I think I'm coming at this from a grandma standpoint,
where I'm just more concerned about everyone's safety.
- I like to make music that moves peop--
♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap that ass, bitch ♪
♪ Shake that camel toe ♪ ♪ Let me see them [bleep] lips ♪
- Oh! That's intense. That's not a smile.
That's just me moving my mouth. (buzzer)
- ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap that ass, bitch ♪
♪ Shake that camel toe ♪ ♪ Let me see them [bleep] lips ♪
- (laughs) Okay. If the phrase "camel toe"
doesn't get you to laugh, you're not human.
That's just the funniest turn of phrase in the history
since "moose knuckle," frankly. (buzzer)
- ♪ Clap, clap, clap that ass, bitch ♪
♪ Shake that camel toe ♪ ♪ Let me see them [bleep] lips ♪
- Poetic. Poetry at its finest. What America needs right now, okay?
- I was moved.
I'm actually-- I'm crying. I'm not laughing.
(buzzer) - (sighs)
(laughs) Dammit! (buzzer)
- I don't know about you, but I'm a family friendly channel.
I don't know anything about this. (sniffs)
- Is that-- that's a valid response, right?
Okay. - (Mel B) I know this is a big stage
and there's lots of people. - Oh, I love SpongeBob!
- (Mel B) ...for a reason, so... - Is this real?
- (Mel B) And good luck. - (audience claps and cheers)
- (both laugh) - You can't pull that.
The video's not even funny. (buzzer)
- SpongeBob, the audience is this way. Look towards the camera.
♪ (haunting music) ♪
- I feel like I'm having a fever dream right now.
- I definitely could watch this for 10 minutes.
- Oh my gosh. This song. - See, if I could do that,
I would've won the show, America's Got Talent.
I would've been good. - (audience cheers loudly)
- I refuse to laugh at anything with Howie Mandell in it.
- Who made this? I just wanna talk.
- Some things just feel like they're trying so hard.
- If I wasn't trying not to laugh, I would find that very funny.
- It just hurts more, because someone took time
out of their life to make that, and we just have to live
with that fact. - So, what was the talent there?
Making them file for an insurance claim? Mm.
- Oh, another large drop.
- (Spider-Man) [Bleep].
- (laughs) Oh, you gotta do what you gotta do
to get that money. (buzzer)
- See, this isn't funny to me, 'cause I'm not a freaking nerd.
- Oh. Oh, n-- oh, oh! Okay, I've seen this.
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- What? - I'm just watching him
be a spider, you know? Oh, no!
(buzzer)
♪ (YNG Martyr & YNG Daku, "Back and Forth") ♪
- That hit me too deep. That wasn't funny. It was just sad.
- Oh my gosh. This is amazing. I'm okay.
(squeaks)
(laughs) (buzzer)
- Okay. Okay, it got me. Whatever. (laughs)
(buzzer) - He's my favorite Avenger.
I'm still mad about it. Dang it! I just smiled,
but it wasn't a happy smile. It was a sad smile!
(buzzer) - He's been having a tough time
since the-- - He's been having a hard time
ever since-- - The Sony deal.
- Yeah. - (FBE) Are you ready for
the last video? - I'm ready. Wait, wait. Hold on.
All right. I'm ready. Here we go.
- (reporter) Burning behind me is eight and a half tons
of heroin, opium... - What?
- (reporter) ...hashish, and other narcotics.
(giggles) - (laughs) I hate it!
(buzzer) - (reporter) ...tons of heroin,
opium, hashish and other narcotics. (giggles)
- If I don't show you what's happening, you can't fault me.
You can't! (buzzer)
- My gosh. That's how I feel right now.
- (cameraman, amused) Hey. Come on, man. Let's go.
(giggles) - What is with this video?!
No! (buzzer)
- (reporter) Burning behind me... - He's so sigh.
- Get it together, man! - I'm holding it in.
- I'm confused, 'cause wouldn't that actually work that way?
Wouldn't he get a nice whiff like some laughing gas?
- Drugs aren't funny. - If that's real,
that's really funny, 'cause that means that the cameraman
and everyone would be like... you know what I mean?
- Why were they burning drugs? And why wasn't I invited? Okay.
- That one almost got me. But I held it in. Don't do drugs.
(buzzer) - (FBE) All right.
So, you made it to the end of the videos, but we do
have one last thing for you to do. - Okay.
- (FBE) We have a mysterious machine here,
and I need you to explain to the camera what it is
without laughing. - A machine?
- So, give me a machine, and I have to explain...
- (FBE) What it is. - ...what it is without laughing.
- (FBE) To the camera. You ready?
- I'm born ready.
- (softly) Oh, no.
- "Requires new alkaline batteries." - So, as you can see,
it's a black-- it's called a Twist Out.
- And I think it's-- it might be a fan.
It's a fan. I think it's a fan. Looks like a fan.
- I honestly don't know what this is. (laughs)
- (FBE laughs) You're laughing. - Dang it!
(buzzer)
- This was the first cellphone. You know, you just... Hello?
(device farts) AHH! EW!
EWWWW! EW! Oh, ah! Hot potato!
(buzzer) - Ah, you see, what this is actually--
it's just called an avocado ridger.
What you do is you take an avocado and you just mash
the ridges into it, 'cause it's-- (device farts)
It made a fart sound. (chuckles) (buzzer)
(device farts)
- I don't like it. (buzzer)
- Twist it, and then the fan...
- (FBE) Show us. - ...chills you.
Show you? Oh, okay. Um...
(device farts)
(device clatters) (laughs)
(buzzer)
- Is it gonna pop in my face? (device farts)
(screams) Ah, I love a fart joke!
(buzzer)
- This is a fart machine.
(device farts loudly)
That was me. Sorry.
- Is it a fart machine? (device farts)
Oh. (chuckles) I wasn't expecting that.
(buzzer) - Fart machine, I think.
(device farts) Yeah. Um--
(device farts repeatedly)
You know, there's nothing funny about that.
- (FBE laughs) How did you know? - (chuckles)
(buzzer)
- (squeaks) (device farts)
I'm laughing at how bad this sucks. (buzzer)
- When does it do the-- (device farts)
Hey, that's a smile. (chuckles)
It's not even funny. (device farts)
- It's not. (buzzer)
- (chuckles) That caught me off guard. (device farts)
Okay! Whatever. Stop it. (laughs) - That's a big fart machine
if I've ever seen one. (chuckles)
- (FBE) Although, you are a champion in our eyes and hearts,
unfortunately, you laughed, which means you lost this challenge.
- Ah, I know. It's too hard to not laugh or smile sometimes.
- What did I lose exactly? - (FBE) Your dignity.
- I lost that a long time ago. Joke's on you! (chuckles)
- I am the biggest loser of the entire episode, aren't I?
- I mean, reigning failure. That's me. I love to laugh.
- It's any time anyone else is laughing, it's hard not to
have that contagious laughter. - I thought I was just able to,
you know, put my emotions deep in a dark pocket until it turned
into an ulcer or a tumor or something,
but that didn't work. - I guess this challenge shows
that I have a terrible sense of humor, and I think everything is funny.
- I laugh at farts a lot. - Farts are funny.
- (laughs)
- Thanks for watching me try not to laugh
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- Bye, everybody! - Hey, guys. Miya here from FBE.
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