Look, Patrick, eight gold doubloons!
Wait, I saw it first! Hyah!
Where're the doubloons?
[laughing] It's a game:
"The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt".
Based on a real treasure map.
Take a break and play a round with us.
Fish eyes. One, two.
You are a real pirate.
Go straight to the "X" which marks the spot.
You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!
There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure!
Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
This is my kind of game.
[SpongeBob, Patrick] Hooray!
[Mr. Krabs] Six! One, two... I win again!
[Mr. Krabs] Oh, that's 17 times in a row.
I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs.
[sighing] See ya tomorrow.
[snoring]
[Mr. Krabs] Avast! Pineapple, ho!
Heave two, and prepare to be boarded!
Aw, go home already.
And this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.
Pirates?
Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt,
with a real treasure map?
[both] Treasure?
Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. According to the map,
we're close to the first landmark!
Really? Can we see the map?
Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.
Okie dokie, then.
Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then."
A pirate says, "arrgh!"
[music playing]
Captain, we're about to hit, uhh, I mean... arrgh, Capt.,
arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh--
Out with it man, arrgh!
I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say--
[crashing]
Land.
Arrgh! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh!
Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot.
This is it, boys, from the seaweed
with two leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.
But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has--
Which way, Cap'n?
Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
Uhh, let's see, uhh. That way, Captain!
9,997, 9,998,
9,999, 10,000!
Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here!
10,000 paces east.
Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!
Weast? What kind of compass you reading, lad?
This one, sir.
That's west, Patrick.
9,551, 9,552.
Mr. Krabs, we're tired.
And hungry.
Without a loyal crew, what am I captain of?
Just... a bunch of sand! [crying]
Don't cry, Captain Krabs.
Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. [crying]
You'll stay with me then?
We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
One for all!
And all for one!
I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep
till we find the treasure.
Let's see if the captain'll go now!
Captain Krabs?
He's not here.
Look! The treasure map.
Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
Yeah.
Patrick, what are you doing?
I'm not looking, I'm touching.
There's no rule against that, is there?
No, guess there isn't.
[squeaking]
Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself.
[laughing]
The map, the map, I gotta see it,
I gotta look at it.
- SpongeBob? - Yeah?
Did you notice something familiar
about this map?
You mean, like that it's our game board
taped to a piece of paper?
Do you think this is a problem?
That's mutiny on my ship.
So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!
I think that.
I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!
[gasps] Look!
Well, what are you waiting for, lads? Dig! Dig!
We got it, Captain Krabs!
Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave!
We finally found it.
♪ The Dutchman's Treasure ♪
Wow.
What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?
I don't know.
How are you gonna spend your share, SpongeBob?
What shares? You're not getting any of my treasure!
What about loyalty?
All for one.
And one for all.
All for one.
And one for all.
All for one.
Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?
They did!
So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!
[thundering]
Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did.
So here's an reward for the two of ya.
Wow!
♪ Two gold doubloons ♪
Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?
A little something for your trouble.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!
♪ Plastic! ♪
Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest.
[laughing]
Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again.