[air horn honking]
Please be seated.
♪ When I was boy I auditioned for a musical ♪
♪ It was a musical about cats ♪
Was it cats?
It doesn't really matter, Charlotte.
I'm trying to tell a story here.
Please listen. Thank you.
Anyway, on the day of the audition,
♪ I wore underwear ♪
♪ Underwear with cats Like in the musical ♪
♪ That's how I knew this role Would be mine stat ♪
What is stat?
- Uh, it means like soon. - Yeah, like ASAP, kinda.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Are you guys done?
I'm kinda poring my heart out here. Anyway,
♪ I meowed I meowed ♪
♪ Oh I meowed Like I'd studied cats at Yale ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ And I shook my tush ♪
♪ Like my tush Had a bushy little tail ♪
Do cats have bushy tails?
- Yeah, don't be a badass. - Squirrels?
- Rabbits? - Yeah, rabbits (rabbits)
What's with all the side chats?
♪ It's just that we can tell What happens in the end ♪
Ha! That I doubt.
♪ You didn't get the role ♪
♪ It went to someone else Who tried out ♪
- Irregardless. - Not a word.
♪ Ever since that day ♪
♪ I've had a hatred For musicals ♪
♪ So whoever caused this curse♪
You know it was Frankini.
- Yeah, you said on the news. - Yeah, pay attention.
Oh, yeah.
♪ So, Frankini ♪
Oh God, I smell a high note. Plug your ears!
♪ Will pay ♪
♪ Always on the scene In the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay ♪
♪ Listen for the Shoutout Can you feel the Volt? ♪
♪ Brainstorm is brewing AWOL ready to bolt ♪
♪ We're okay We're okay ♪
♪ When your back's to the wall And you think it's the end ♪
♪ And you're scared That there's no one to rescue ♪
♪ When it goes down Down, down ♪
♪ Who will save you now? ♪
♪ Danger ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa Danger ♪
♪ One two three force ♪
♪ Captain Man You'll find him irresistible ♪
♪ No matter what you try He's indestructible ♪
♪ And then he'll say "I'm okay" ♪
♪ When your back's to the wall♪
♪ And you think it's the end ♪
♪ And you're scared That there's no one to rescue ♪
♪ When it goes Down, down, down ♪
♪ Who will save you now? ♪
♪ Danger Whoa ♪
♪ Whoa Danger ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Danger one two three force ♪
But you grew up to be a real life hero, dude.
My hero.
Oh, please don't tell me
you're about to sing a pumped-up song
'cause it's not gonna work.
♪ Remember when you took The Toddler, bro (bro) ♪
♪ You put that baby to bed ♪ (please don't this)
♪ The Time Jerker, Drex And Minyak, bro (bro) ♪
♪ Get out of your head ♪
♪ It's just that this one Cuts me through the core ♪
♪ (I know) But now's the time to meow ♪
♪ It's the time to roar ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Captain Man ♪
♪ You are the best (Give it up, Give it up, Henry) ♪
♪ You're Captain Man And I will not rest ♪
♪ 'Til I see you try to win Baby ♪
♪ Captain Man ♪
Stop, stop, stop!
♪ That was a cool fight On the train though (bro) ♪
♪ Bro Just sayin' ♪
♪ I mean it really was insane Though, bro, bro, bro ♪
♪ We had a fight Atop literal train ♪
♪ We're gonna win again This time somehow ♪
♪ I do have a beautiful voice ♪
♪ He's gonna hear you roar ♪
♪ He's gonna hear me meow ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Captain Man You are the best ♪
♪ (I'm gonna not fight you On that one) ♪
♪ You're Captain Man ♪
♪ And I'm gonna to test ♪
♪ If I'm the best That I can be, baby ♪
♪ Captain Man ♪
You have arrived at your destination.
♪ Gimme that Gimme gimme that ♪
♪ Gimme that Gimme gimme that that ♪
[music playing]
♪ I wanna pony, a cruise On the Caribbean sea, ♪
♪ A new car ♪
(Oh, I regret this immediately)
♪ I wanna jewel Like a rare one ♪
♪ That's never been found ♪
- Dad - What?
Why aren't you writing this down?
♪ That's what I want Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ That's what I want Cruise, car, and a pony ♪
♪ What I want Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Ask and you receive That's what I want ♪
♪ What, what? ♪
Haha, okay, this is all a bit extravagant.
♪ Extravagant? That's what I'ma name my pony!♪
- Work! - Work?
Honey, you're on her side?
Heck yeah, I am!
You got yourself into this mess, buddy
and it's mama's turn.
♪ I wanna purse, a kimono One that costs a ton ♪
♪ You know, I also wanna pony (right), so fun! ♪
♪ Ooh, an emerald necklace That would take the cake ♪
I got you one last year!
♪ It was fake ♪
♪ That's what I want Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ That's what I want Kimono, emerald, pony ♪
♪ That's what I want Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Ask and you receive That's what I want ♪
What, what?
[laughing]
You were right, Dad. I do feel better.
See, I knew it would work.
But seriously,
you gotta go buy us all that stuff.