Uh, what should I play...I should play...
Some...good old...God Fist Lee Sin jungle, let's go!
Oh boy, it's about to get nasty...
Look at this, look at these kicks, dude, look at ki-
Hoh my, holy...
Hah!
(Hah! So majestic~!)
(Oh my, majestic kicking beating it)
Listen, you guys, if you're ever gonna beat somebody up, please do it like this, right?
Do it majestically like Lee Sin would.
"If the unban doesn't work, try to re-login, it might help."
Okay, gotcha dude. Thank you.
Flash...E!
Gottem, the burn, the fade-! [NOPE]
Come-bludhuh!
+6! +6 in the chat, but still, bro, that was mine!
I had a fadeaway burn!
I had a dubstep Ignite going on, dude!
Yo, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive...
Ready, are you ready for the-
OH!
Oh what's wrong with me, why am I Iike this?
Yo I'm goin' in, I'm goin' in!
HUWAAAAAH!!!
[Boosted monkey screeching]
Oh this is awkward.
Oh this is, hahaa!
[AUGHH!]
[sadistic laughter]
Umm...
That's awkward.
Alright, ready, ready, watch this, chat.
Watch this, watch this.
[gunshot]
OHH my gosh I did it! I did it!
[CALM DOWN]
[harsh slap] Oh. I did it.
[giggles]
[more laughter]
Come on, give me a clap for that one.
Gimme a SOLADO in the chat, you know it was worth it.
It was worth the play, that's going in my montage.
I'm gonna put that up on my fridge, Mom.
Alright, I got my, I got my, uh...
my, my Tracker's Knife, I got my...my
[cha-ching noises] thing, and I got that...
Alright, we're...we poppin' off, dude.
I'm gonna go full AD Lee.
[clears throat]
Maybe I shouldn't have smoked that many mari-ja-juanas today, yanno?
[heroic music starts]
Dude, I love how I fly in the air, dude, it's so nice...
[heroic music continues]
[bloop]
Ahhhh?
[boing] HA!
OH!
[smack down] Oh that was an outplay!
Oh, that was an outplay, that was an outplay, hoh!
I got it, I got it, I got it...!
[cue the boosted screeching]
Ohhhh, you got it-!
NOOOO!
Dude, that was so good!
[gasp] Chat, did you see that?
Tell me you saw that...
Chat, I smited the Blue and then I turned it on him and I was like,
"Oh, not today!"
Okay, let's get it, let's get it.
Help me, help me, help me-!
[HA! GOT IT!]
No-! Oh! [le gasp]
I'm so tilted...!
I'm getting it. I'm going in.
OH!
That's my blue buff! Let him know, Vayne!
Okay, okay, okay, oh, really?
[quack] Tch, maaaan, never lucky...
What's this Nami doin'?
Nami, was the pay-per-view movie good?
I hope so! You know what- but,
Look at all these, look at all these summoners available.
I'm tilted, I'm TOXIC.
Oh my gosh, report me.
["-fore midseason."] Oh?
["That means I'll get Challenger by the end of the season, right? Kappa"]
Ohhh, there we go. I saw that KS attempt, Katarina.
It's all good, though.
I'll pretend I didn't see it.
Ohhh, J4 is top to hit the Doge.
Yo, that Doge can 1v2 though, what the heck?
Yeah, that was prolly not the best...
...best call there, oh!
Oh!
Oh?
Ready?
Ohhhh!
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine I'm fine...
2 HP!!!
[hysterical laughs]
I'm 2 health!!
[relieved sigh]
Oh my gosh, yo, can I get that cannon though?
[CHA-CHING] Worth.
Hwaaa~
Ready for this, you ready for this, chat?
Alright, okay, okay, let 'em know, let 'em know!
OH
I lagged...
[HAIKUUUUUH]
Oh
[gasp] I almost died to Tower, dude...
Oh my gosh, I was tanking that tower forever...
Okay, we're fine.
Dude, this Anivia keeps following us everywhere we go, dude.
Ohhhh, good luck, bro.
Oh, I almost messed up...
OHHH nice, Kat!
OH!
What?
Okay, ni-ohhh, +6 in the chat!
Dude, he just stacked on that Anivia!
I want it.
The, the heart wants what it wants, S-s-suh...
Uhh, what's-her-name said that before,
Selena Gomez, I think? I dunno...
Did I just use a pop reference, dude?
Yes, I did. Absolutely.
Absolutely did, I'm literally gonna lose Fl-
[SURPRISE, MOTHAF-]
BUT IT'S WORTH, OH IT'S NOT!!!
"I meant to miss that smite on red", unlucky heheheh-
STOP.
My face is not a meme to be abused like this, dude.
I feel like a total meme at this point, dude.
Oh my gosh, no, now I know how it feels to be like that girl, like,
"Cash me outside, how about dat?", you know?
But the difference is she deserved it, alright?
Ready?
Ready Freddy spaghetti, hahaa!
Gonna Ghostblade in, gonna Q her...
But hold on, there's more!
Whoa!!!
And I one-shot her, 1000 AP one-shot to the noggin,
AND ANOTHER ONE.
Okay, that was a KS...and a half.
Come to mine, my friend.
Oooh, I almost have my ulti...
That's nuts, huh?
Oh
Oh!
And...!
[bam]
Get outta ma jungle, you tryin' to disrespect the God Fist?
You don't disrespect ain't nobody- oh...
[Is it too late now to say 'Sorry?']
Oh. The God Fist got smited.
Okay.
Unlucky.
[bloop]
Alright, I'm gonna go over here.
Oh, I'm coming...!
And...a BOOOOOM!
Gottem!
Tell me that wasn't clean!
Don't you dare do a Haha emote.
That just...
Tell 'em. Tell 'em, Lee Sin.
Tell me-
Just say that again, cuz I didn't hear you.
Oh, lemme-lemme at 'em, Coach. Lemme, lemme at 'em.
Yo, you wanna see that Lee Sin-
You wanna see that Sona pop like a,
Like a, like a, like a bubble wrap?
You wanna see Sona pop like bubble wrap, dude?
Watch this, look dis, look look look look look, ready?
Look, ready?
Actually, I might, I might pop Caitlyn like bubble wrap, actually...
Yeah, I might do that.
Caitlyn, it is your time...to go poof!
Like a, like a...
Like my roof during...during a tornado. Haha...right?
Uh yeah, yo where the heck is Caitlyn or Sona?
[One Eternity Later]
[awesome battle music]
[HAIKUUUUH]
[AAGH!]
[squish]
[slow mo, HAIKUUUUH]
[AAGH!]
Aaaaand, we outta here!
Whooooo!
Tell me that wasn't clean, chat! Tell me that wasn't clean!
Ohh, ohh, I'm inting, I'm inting, I'm inting!
Ohhh boy, and, nice, you cleared the wave, Vayne.
You cleared the wave to make sure I could not use that as my escape route.
I appreciate that.
Okay, I'm about to pop off, chat. I'm about to
pop off like a, like a, like a bubble wrap coming
from a UPS shipment of, uh,
of Kappa 123,
I dunno what I'm saying anymore, dude.
OHH
Anyone want an omelette?
BOOOOOM I got myself an omelette.
It- Was that ulti necessary? Absolutely.
Oooh we're goin' in!
[le gasp]
Nasus, you greedy little Doge! But, +6!
Oh
Aaaaaand, the Fadeaway-!
[NOPE]
What!? Augh!
NOO
This is why you don't disrespect!
Oh, I disrespected...
[pained choke]
Now that...is a great movie.
[bloop]
Ohh, look at my run,
I run like such a...like a, like a fruit bat, dude
What the heck is this, like a fruit cup.
What is this?
What kind of run is this? They need to
fix the run animation on God Fist Lee Sin,
because I clearly do not run like a god.
Running like a god would be like a Naruto run, dude.
That's what we need.
Who's with me on that? Should we get a Naruto run on
God Fist Lee Sin?
I think so.
"As a Lee Sin player, that play hurt me internally"
Listen, bro, my Lee Sin pops off, a'right?
I don't think you understand how much we're poppin' this game.
[SHUT DOWN]
Oh, ohh, we're throwin'.
Yo I'm, like, doin' kickflips on these guys, man.
I'm doin' kickflips!
Dude, isn't that so cool though?
The animations are so coooool~
Aaaaah~
Honestly Riot should, I think Riot should hire me to sell their skins.
What do you think?
Like, @-market their skins, you think so? Should I do it?
"Time to go take a shower so I can be as clean as this Lee Sin, haha"
I'm gonna take your haha and throw it in a dumpster can, dude.
OHH I'M STUPID
OH NO I'm done!
Nope, I'll get 'em
OH! Worth, worth worth worth worth
Solado~
[cackles]
Why did I do that?
Why am I like this?
Chat, why am I like this?
[Stop It, Get Some Help]
[bloop]
Dang dude, we got three inhibs for that?
We got three inhibs?
Holy fish mol- yo look at this build~
This build looks nasty, doesn't it?
Oh, I need to take a shower after this one, dude.
Who do you guys want me to one-shot?
I'm gonna one-shot that Sona, okay?
I'm literally going to one-shot that Sona.
I'm gonna have Flash up, dude.
I can, well I can, I can do it.
Chat, I can do it!
Chat, I will do it!
I'm gonna do it for you, for the Weeb Nation!
READY?
HWAAA!
Ohhh we did it!
One-shot, sort of, kind of, not really,
yeah, it wasn't a one-shot, dude, I'll take it.
Oooh, ANOTHER ONE
[THAT NO SCOOOOOPE]
[sadistic laughter]
That accuracy, though!
Oh, help me-!
Ohh...whatever,
I got to two, dude, two for one, if my,
my North American education serves me correctly here,
serves me well here, TWO is more
than one.
Well done.
+6 in the chat, let's get a +6-OHH!
Hoooo-ly!
Oh, is she good? Yeah, she's good.
Alright, that's game. Good game!
A, uh, what can I buy, I can buy a...
[fumbles]
Two boots! Aw, RIP...
I was gonna buy two boots, dude...
Alright
Yo, this skin is actually, like,
I love it. I love this skin.
The animations are really smooth, too.
I think this skin actually makes you play better, too.
Cuz the animations are smoother
[arrogant chuckling]
I am not a man.
I am a GOD.
[YEAH~]