>>HEY, CHRIS THANKS FOR
GIVING ME A RIDE HERE.
>>YEAH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR SISTER SURVIVED JUMPING
INTO THAT RHINO CAGE.
>>YEAH.
>>ALSO, WHY DID YOU SISTER JUMP INTO THAT RHINO CAGE?
>>OH, WE HAVE A SERIES OF ESCALATING DARES.
>>WOW. OKAY.
>>IT'S CLEARLY TIME TO STOP.
>>YOU THINK SHE'LL BE OKAY?
>>OH YEAH.
I THINK SHE'LL BE FINE.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
YOU GOING TO TAKE HER ON THAT DATE SHE'S BEEN
HOUNDING YOU ABOUT?
>>SHE'S REALLY PERSISTENT, BUT I DON'T THINK SHE'S MY TYPE.
>>HEY BRANDON, CAN WE GET YOU AT THE
FRONT DESK TO FILL OUT SOME PAPERWORK FOR YOUR SISTER?
>>SURE. YEAH, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
>>YEAH. COOL.
>>[COUGHING]
>>KATHERINE, KATHERINE! HEY!
>>WHERE AM I?
>>UM, YOU NEED TO LAY BACK.
YOU'VE HAD A REALLY LONG DAY.
>>OH I, CHR-- CHRIS! HI! HI.
HI.
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
>>AT THE HOSPITAL?
>>OH, SO DID YOU LIFT ME ONTO THIS GURNEY ALL BY YOURSELF?
>>NO, I THINK THE EMT'S-
>>YEAH, I'LL BET YOU DID WITH THOSE GUNS!
OH!
[GUN COCKING SOUNDS] MM.
>>KATHERINE, I THINK YOU NEED TO REST.
>>CAT.
>>WHAT?
>>CALL ME CAT.
[CAT SOUNDS] OW!
OH!
OW!
OH!
THAT TICKLED!
BUT LESS IN A FUN WAY AND MORE IN A WAY THAT
FEELS LIKE STABBING.
>>YEAH.
THEY SAID THE RHINO LITERALLY STEPPED ON YOUR FACE.
>>OH, SO YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY FACE?
>>IT'S HARD NOT TO RIGHT-- WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP THAT.
STOP YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF.
>>OKAY, YEAH, I'LL STOP, BUT JUST CAUSE YOU ASKED
ME TO AND NOT BECAUSE MY JAW MAKES THE SOUND OF RICE
CRISPIES WHEN IT MOVES.
>>HEY YOU NEED TO LAY BACK KATHERINE REALLY.
>>BUT THEN IT WOULD MESS UP MY HAIR,
WHICH SOMEONE HAS FAILED TO COMPLIMENT.
>>NO, NO, I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR HEAD.
YEAH.
THE RHINO STARTED EATING IT AFTER YOU BLACKED OUT.
HE JUST LEFT A FEW WHISPIES.
>>OH. WELL IT'S NOTHING A LITTLE ACCESSORIZING WOULDN'T FIX.
[GRUNTS] >>THAT'S--
KATHERINE, SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST NEED TO LAY BACK.
>>OH, COME ON.
OW MY GOODNESS THAT EVIL-- WHAT?
>>YOUR ARM IS SEVERELY INJURED.
SO...
>>DIDN'T EVEN NEED AN X-RAY OR ANYTHING BURLEY SHERLOCK.
SHERLOCK.
ELEMENTARY DEAR WATSON.
>>IT'S GOT A RHINO HORN STICKING OUT OF IT.
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
>>YOU LIKE A GIRL WHO'S LITERALLY ONE WITH NATURE?
>>NO. NO, I DON'T.
>>CHARGE!
>>OH COME ON!
STOP, PUT THAT AWAY! PLEASE.
>>NO. YOU SMELL LIKE OLD SPICE AND ANTI-SEPTIC.
>>IT'S JUST THE-- YOU KNOW THE HAND
SANITIZER WHEN I CAME IN.
SO-- WHAT ARE YOU--
>>YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL OF MY WEAKENED IMMUNE SYSTEM.
>>NO I'M NOT.
MM.
>>OH OW!
OW!
I THINK MY LIPS ARE GONE.
>>I THINK THIS IS ONE OF YOUR MOLARS?
YOUR MOUTHS BLEEDING A LOT.
>>NOT AS MUCH AS MY BLEEDING HEART.
>>I CANNOT TELL IF YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME OR
HEMORRHAGING INTERNALLY. SO...
>>BOTH.
>>THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING.
CAN WE-- YES.
>>OKAY KATHERINE.
WE NEED TO GET YOU OFF TO SURGERY.
WE HAVE TO HUSTLE CAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT
RHINO DID HAVE RABIES.
>>YOU KISSED ME WHEN YOU HAD RABIES?
>>BRANDON DARED ME TO.
>>YOU WILL NOT BACK DOWN!
>>COME ON GUYS!COME ON!