- You're definitely not gonna Netflix and chill,
you're just gonna Netflix and sleep after this, boy,
'cause you are gonna be slumped.
(upbeat music)
Everyone, I'm Godfrey, and today is gonna be a mad one
because I am gonna be eating everything
on the German Doner Kebab menu.
They've been around since 2016 in the UK,
they've got over like a hundred stores
and I'm one of the very few probably who never had it.
Those of you that know me in my previous work,
you'll know that I love kebab
so this is gonna be a fun experience,
so let's see what German Doner Kebab has for me.
You know what, I'm tired of saying German Doner Kebab.
From now on, German Doner Kebab equals GDK.
Let me go get everything. (upbeat music continues)
So this is everything on the GDK menu, let's get started.
You know what, I'm gonna go over the fries first
cause I feel like you got too in it.
Now, this a curry one.
Curry ones are nice.
You know it's curry 'cause it smells like it
and it's got the stains that you normally get
from the curry powder, you know what I'm saying?
Standard fries.
They're good, they're good fries.
Time for the spicy one.
Ooh, I like these.
Oh no, they got a kick.
You can see how red they are with the spiciness,
look at that.
Oh, no, you know what, that is a good spice.
Not too much, not too little,
but it adds hella flavor.
Look at the cheesy fries,
you see the cheese on them there?
Mmm, you know when the cheese is like just right?
These is good chips and good cheese, so I like it.
I like the spicy fries and the cheese fries, they're good.
Now, this the Chili Cheese Bites.
This is like deep fried jalapeno balls.
Mmm, these are nice.
Again, I think they're just using
the right cheese, you know?
GDK ain't going for the cheap cheese,
they're going for the good stuff.
I like to consider myself a sauceman, I love sauce.
Sometimes I like sauce more than the actual dish,
so I feel like it's right for me to judge their sauces.
We got spicy, yogurt, and garlic,
their free sauces, all made in-house.
Let me try the plain chips with the yogurt.
It's giving me burger sauce vibes, yogurt.
Bro, this is your burger sauce, I like this one.
Try the garlic sauce.
Mmm, I like this.
I feel like they've made this well.
Can't wait to have this with the kebab, oh.
Spicy.
High hopes for this sauce 'cause if it's anything
like that other two, this one should be good.
Mmm, oh, it's sweet, but it's spicy.
This is different, this is unique, I think.
As a sauceman, I think they're all quite nice.
Their sauce is good, you know they're doing something right.
All right, you know what, let me move on
to the kebab now 'cause I feel like
I ain't eating no kebab yet.
GDK's packaging, I ain't going lie, is on point.
They make it easy for you.
This is their OG Kebab, the OG one.
It's got the normal waffle.
They shred it nice and fine, it's not like thick,
you know what I mean?
You know this is a solid kebab.
You know when you go to a kebab shop
and sometimes they just, they do it differently,
they've made it too thick, it's a bit too undercooked,
or it's a bit too greasy.
This one feels like a nice balance.
Once I add the sauce,
wooh, I'm actually so glad
that this isn't right next to my house.
'Cause you know what, if I'm feeling a bit drunk...
(shrieks)
If I'm feeling a bit wavy, yeah,
I see myself going on a regular, you know?
With the sauce.
The sauce, the sauces, and this, match made in heaven.
No, I've never thought about walking down the street
with a kebab like this.
This is the first ever pink kebab.
Oh, it is pink.
Raaw, look at that.
(upbeat music continues)
Wow, the combo is the garlic and a bit of hot sauce.
Oh,
sensational.
I'm gonna say it right now, this is banging, I like this.
I think it might be better than a normal pita, you know?
Who knew pink would be such a nice flavor?
Oh, this is a chicken one.
All right, let me see what the other one's saying.
Look at that, it's tiny.
It's okay.
Let me give it a shot with with the sauce.
Mmm, you know what, know what?
Their sauces, yeah, just elevates it.
If you're not feeling like having
a whole big-size, pink waffle kebab,
you can go over this and not feel bad about yourself
and you'll still be happy 'cause it tastes good.
Just realize, yeah, this thing is all kebab.
I've gotta get through all this.
This is Doner Nachos.
I thought it was gonna be a hot dog or something or wrap.
I've never thought of putting doner meat
and nachos together.
Look at that. (upbeat music)
Whoa.
Next time you're doing movie night, get nachos and doner.
You're definitely not gonna Netflix and chill,
you're just gonna Netflix and sleep after this, boy,
'cause you are gonna be slumped.
Realistically, who am I kissing
with this doner grease on my lips?
You're either doing Netflix and GDK
or you're doing Netflix and chill.
You gotta choose, you can't do both
unless you're that feisty.
You're animal if you do both.
The combo I didn't know I needed, but it works.
I do know I do love a doner wrap.
Shout to Sepi, you showed me a doner wrap.
I feel like this wrap is a bit thick.
It's a bit thick innit?
I wish sometimes they just pre-installed all the sauce.
Oh, there's chips in it as well.
I was wondering what that mushiness was.
Yeah, I don't think I'm getting their wrap again
because they got better things on a menu.
It's like the whole meal version to their kebab.
I dunno if this is supposed to be like
the healthier version.
Mm, okay, it's definitely giving me
that whole meal bread kind of taste.
Yeah, it is probably do it like the lower tier
of their waffle breads.
I get they're trying to be healthy,
but I'm all about flavor, you know what I mean?
Let me see what a sauce does.
As expected, the sauce has lifted it up once again.
You know I would go for the OG one,
the Coco and Kiki one, 100%,
and I still got all this to go, mad.
Veggie Kebab.
If you're a veggie, are you going to GDK?
By the looks of it, I dunno.
Nah, I'm all right, thanks.
This veggie thing is so mushy, it just feels wrong
and look, it's just like mushy.
Kind of made me upset, that one.
GDK, you're on a roll.
So this is the Doner Quesadilla.
Does that look right to you?
Appropriation at it's fineness.
I reckon this is what they wanted you to do.
Fold it up and dip it,
ooh.
That's how it's supposed to be enjoyed, with the sauces,
but the quesadilla by itself, hm, dunno.
There you know what GDK did, yeah?
They were like, "Let's just put our kebab in everything."
Well, this is a panini.
They're gonna get someone eventually.
They're gonna get their customers either way.
If you like paninis, you like burgers, you like wraps,
you like pink stuff, you like spring rolls,
I see what they're doing.
In this form, I don't know.
I think like the flavors just don't...
Are not right for the kebabs.
If you like panini, then I think this is for you.
I prefer other forms that comes in.
Look at this box.
They smell spring rollie.
So inside this is doner meat and jalapeno.
Admittedly, the box a bit much,
but, at least, they're not soggy.
If this is bad, dear, I'm gonna be so mad.
(spring roll crunches)
The crunch was perfect, did you hear it?
The filling need some work.
It's just loads of meat and I feel like you just need
a bit more veggie there, man.
It's okay.
Time to try this boss box. (cheering)
Lemme put this down, why am I holding it up like a...
I'm not gonna eat it 'cause I've already had it.
I've had each item individually, but this is just
a combination of all of them.
This is the kind of wrap I'm used to
where it's thinner and you got like veggie in it.
I don't think there's chips.
Mmm.
(dings)
They put a sauce in it.
So you ain't got a FAF around.
This is a good kebab wrap.
Okay, I'll give it to them.
This is definitely different to the Berlin Strasse,
that one's like a bready thing,
this is definitely just like a tortilla wrap.
Mmm. (cheering)
Oh man, that's good.
Salad box.
Standing innit?
Salad to meat.
Would you wanna just get meat and salad?
I will, but it's an option for you
if you just want salad and meat.
If you are getting this trying to be healthy,
you're not doing it to be healthy
because you are getting this much salad
and then the rest meat.
Chips, cheese, doner meat, jalapenos.
Looks like a mess in there ain't gonna lie.
(chewing)
Mmm.
You know when you're coming home from a night out
and there's people that want them cheesy chips,
if only they open until like one or 2:00 am,
if you are one of those brunch people
and you're feeling mash on a Saturday afternoon
and you've got one of these near you,
cheesy chips and kebab meat, here's where it's at.
Apologies if I ate this in the wrong order, who cares?
This is the beef meat and chips
then this is salad and chicken.
Okay, this is what their chicken meat's looking like.
Chicken meat.
I will say their chicken meat is good, you know?
Fan of beef,
fan of chicken, you're not gonna lose either way, I think.
The mixture of them is obviously on top.
I feel like they're as good as one another.
Ooh, this is the veggie one.
You remember that veggie kebab, this is that patty,
(insect chirping)
but I gotta try it.
Ooh, the veggie patty's just hella mushy, man,
it just feels wrong.
The overwhelming taste I'm getting is
from this big ass onion and that's giving me
all the texture as well.
That was the best bit of this burger, the onion.
We've got Doritos Krunch Burger.
Doner burger with some Doritos in it.
(cheering)
If it's anything like nachos and doner, this should be good.
'Cause the doner meat obviously comes off and it's steaming,
it's kind of like made Dorito not as crunchy.
First thing I prefer, the normal doner wrap.
Last one, doner beef burger.
We did it.
Oh.
Okay, 'cause it's beef I'll allow them
because normally, I only like having pickle
with my beef patty, but because it's beef meat,
I see where they're going.
I don't know, you know?
GDK have just tried to put their meat in everything.
If you like burgers, don't waste your time having this one.
If you like doner meat,
don't waste your time having this one,
have it in some other form.
I don't think the doner burger is where it's at.
Just like that, having eaten everything on the GDK menu
and boy, was it a journey.
If you've never been to German Doner Kebab like me,
I recommend trying these meaty things.
You've got your nachos and doner, this is like whoa, yeah.
Then you've got your doner wrap,
this is a good on-the-go option,
then you've got your Coco and Kiki doner kebabs.
These are...
These surprise me, how good they were,
and Mr. Sauceman, AKA me,
so sauceman recommends spicy sauce.
Hopefully, you enjoyed me eating everything just
so you don't have to.
If you wanna see more of this content, let me know below,
which other restaurants we should try out.
Oh, I need to go toilet. (grunts)
(happy music continues)