(upbeat electronic music)
- Oh, well this is going to be a (coin) bucket of...
Oh, you (coin) up son!
Oops, bye.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Hey guys, it's Co-optitude Time.
(quacking)
(both laugh)
This is a show where I play games--
(quacking)
(both laugh)
Hey guys, welcome to Co-optitude--
(qucking)
This is a show where I play games with my brother.
- And I play games with my sister.
- And you'll notice a few changes around here,
number one--
- We got nose jobs!
- Number one, we're going to be tweaking
the interface a little bit and the colors so that
you can actually see the screen better.
I don't know how we started shrinking things
to the point where you needed a magnifying glass--
- It was like a really bad Twitch layout.
It was like, 90% border and it was like
a jaunty angle of screen and then--
- We were like this!
Anyway, we're trying to improve things around here.
Number two, we're going to be playing
primarily indie games going forward
because A, we want to celebrate indie games
because those are the ones we play in real life
and we really enjoy.
- And B, we've already played every single game--
- That we would want to--
- That we've ever wanted to play as kids.
You might be wondering...
- You might be wondering why are we...
- Why we are wearing these nightmarish things--
- We are playing a really cool game
this week called Duck Game.
- What's this game about anyway?
- It's about ducks killing each other.
- Oh, well (coin).
- It's a PVP game where ducks
pick up guns and kill each other.
- That sounds awesome.
Sounds right up my alley.
- It sounds like something I'll be horrible at
because I'm terrible at PVP.
Let's just say that.
Let me read a little description about this game.
- Alright, go.
- It's called Duck Game.
Enter the futuristic--
(howling)
year of 1984; an age where ducks run wild--
- Oh, it is a retro-esque game.
- For a frantic battle for glory, yes.
This is pretty cool.
It's two to four players and either local co-op
couch combat or online play.
- Well let's (coin) play this (coin) dude.
- 50 plus levels, 50 weapons...
Dude, I'm trying to give these people context, alright?
It's an Adult Swim game, guys.
- Alright.
(both laugh)
Let's play this (coin).
(both quack like a duck)
Alright.
Oh, (coin)!
- Press start.
Okay now, listen.
- Hey, which--
- The one thing I know about this game,
okay, you go 'Y' to pick-up--
- Hat!
- You can toss it...
- I can get hats dude?
- You can jump.
- Choose hat.
- And you can fire,
and you can do your hat.
- Oh, sombrero!
- Wait, how do I do this?
- I get a little--
(gasps)
- Oh my god this is amazing!
- A tip of the fedora to you m'lady.
- Oh that's beautiful.
- Alright m'lady.
- You're going to do that?
- Yeah, m'lady.
- Look at this I can do Brick.
My name's Brick.
Oh, that's disturbing because he has no arms.
Alright, here we go.
Exit, alright let's go!
- Alright, how do I go through a door?
Oh, okay.
Oh (coin)!
(laughter)
"I'm not good at PVP!"
- I'm not, I actually did a bit of practicing
while you were pooping.
- You mother (coin).
Hey, I got something for you.
I got something for you.
Oops, bye.
(laughter)
Mother (coin)!
- Look at me, boom!
- Alright, I'm just getting warmed up
- Oh, look at this.
This is great.
- (coin) you, (coin) damnit!
- I love this game!
- I hope you die of cancer,
you cigarette smoking mother (coin).
- Oh no!
(laughter)
- Alright, let the ass kicking begin.
(coin) You!
God!
(laughing)
(sighs)
- This is really stupidly simple but really fun.
- Oh.
- Oh look, woah!
I live in a (inaudible).
- Oh God.
- What just happened?
I didn't press anything.
- Alright, I have to switch from a fedora
because clearly...
(sighs)
- 6 to 4, guys.
I won, it'll be my only point
at winning at anything like this.
So, I'm really...
- Oh no!
Get away from me with that thing!
Oh no, get away (coin) damnit!
(laughter)
Oh, well this is going to be a (coin) bucket of...
Oh, you (coin) up son!
Oops, bye!
(coin) You!
(laughter)
Nope.
Nope, get out of there!
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!
(screaming)
Nope nope nope nope nope nope,
No!
(both laugh)
- Damnit!
Nope nope!
- What the (coin)?
- What is this a Nerf gun?
- Oh no!
(laughter)
I mean, I kinda did that okay.
- No one wins.
Oh, okay.
Which should I choose?
(inaudible) hey!
(both laugh)
- Um, I had...
- What?!
- I had the fire extinguisher!
I put myself out!
- Mother (coin)!
(laughter)
Come over here.
- No.
Get over here.
- Nope.
How, honestly.
- Hey, jump higher.
You should jump.
- Okay jump.
- You should jump.
- Nope.
- You should jump.
- Nope.
(screaming)
(both laugh)
- Good strategy there!
- I'm going to armor up, dude.
I'm going to be like, unstoppable.
(screaming)
(quacking)
- What?
This thing takes forever to shoot.
(quacking)
(both laugh)
(both scream)
- What?
I was armored, I had armor!
Bull (coin)!
- Yay!
Oh my God!
- Mother (coin)!
- I won I won!
Look at all my friends!
They all look like me.
- God, your clones?
Duck channel 5?
Oh, look at that.
- John Mallard?
God.
You know what he is involved in a crack...
- No, (coin) your highlights.
I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction.
- Oh, I want to see the highlights!
- (coin) Off.
- Let me see my highlights!
- No!
- You know what, the audience
maybe wanted to see the highlights.
- Too bad, audience.
Bye.
- Let's make the show less interesting.
- We'll see the highlights once I win.
(coin) Off.
(laughter)
- Bad loser.
(laughter)
- Love it.
- Just like, wiping the ground with me at this point.
- Oh no!
(coin)
(laughter)
- Resume!
Well, I took you with me.
I was like, suicide!
- Come over here.
You should drop down there.
- No.
- You should drop down there and run to the left.
- No.
- You should drop down there and...
Oh (coin).
What?
- Hah, I accidentally threw my gun.
I accidentally threw--
- I didn't know that was a Nerf pistol.
- I didn't accidentally do...
- Bye.
(both laugh)
- Let's see, how did I do?
- Mother (coin)!
How does this happen?
- Let's continue.
Let's see some recap.
Let's see some recap guys.
That's a good one.
- That's a great recap!
Except for that last part.
We could have cut that.
- You cut out before...
Okay, watch this one.
- Bye.
- Why did they recap only yours?
I'm the winner.
What is this?
(inaudible)
- Okay, this is my favorite one right here.
- Why are we recapping?
- That was a good recap!
- Okay.
- Okay, I like this recap after all.
This takes some of the sting out of my loss.
Okay.
- Question.
Why are they showing every single one that I lost in?
I'm the winner here.
- Alright, I am going to go to town now.
- Okay.
- It's on like Donkey Kong.
- You're going to try now?
(laughter)
Okay.
- See, there we go.
- That was good.
- Alright, no, it's all good.
- Now you're going to whip out the real skills?
- Yeah, it's skills time.
I didn't need to do anything.
- Alright, shut up.
(laughter)
- Don't you (coin )dare dude!
- Yay!
- Get me out of this crazy thing!
Okay, good.
No we're good.
We're back on track.
Mother (coin)!
Stop it!
- Yay!
- Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
Alright, hey I got something for you.
Aw, (coin).
(both laugh)
- There was a (coin)--
Someone put a (coin) thing in front of the door.
- "Wah wah wah!"
That was you.
That sounds exactly like you.
- What is that thing?
- I'm not controlling you.
- You're controlling me?
- Oh no!
Okay, wait wait.
Come back here.
- No, I don't want to.
- No, get back here dude.
No, it's fine.
- Damn you.
- Bye.
- Stop it!
(laughter)
- That's the best weapon of all time.
- No it isn't.
- Oh, this looks so good.
This is a good fit on me.
This is a good look on me.
(laughter)
- Let's see if they do a recap of all my actual wins.
- No no no.
Yeah, let's look at the recap.
Oh, that was not a good memory.
- That was actually quite good.
- That was not a precious memory.
- Blunderbuss.
That's forgettable.
- Blunderbuss.
- That was not...
I didn't like that memory either.
- That was beautiful.
- That was not a fun...
- Precious.
It's literally like watching a wedding album.
- Oh yeah, this one was good.
Yeah, that was good.
That was satisfying.
- I couldn't get through.
Alright, let's try the level editor, Ryon, before we stop.
- Alright, off-screen says to try the level editor,
so the level editor we'll try.
- Dude this is the laziest--
- Alright dude, we're good.
Alright, I'm ready to play.
(laughter)
Let's play.
- This is the laziest.
(coin) It's so lazy.
It's so lazy.
- Test level.
Oh, okay!
- That was not good.
That guy won.
Rando won.
(laughter)
Good job!
Wow, God you're inspired.
Really, I hope you do Mario Maker and like,
really start a channel for Mario Maker
to show people your level design.
- My Twitch stream will have millions of viewers dude.
- Millions of viewers...
- You wanna see more of this, guys?
(laughter)
I know.
- I need a different hat.
I mean, if we're going to end...
Choose a hat.
Oh, I like the dino.
There.
- I'm going to do fedora.
Fedoras it is.
- Why are you always doing the fedora?
- M'lady.
- Why do I...
Okay, get in there.
- Give me a fresh gun.
Okay.
(coin) Off, dude!
- I mean what?
I used skill.
- You should jump.
(coin) Off.
That didn't work out.
- Oh, you're on fire!
Oh my God.
- It killed us both!
(laughter)
Oh no!
- No!
I got a plus one!
- You got a plus one because you're a (coin).
You should open the door.
- You should open the door.
- You should open the door
- You should open the door dude.
- Why don't you open the door?
- You should open the door.
It's open.
- Open the door.
- It's open.
- Oh my God!
(laughter)
- Geronimo!
- That really, really bothered me.
(laughter)
- This is not turning out the way
I wanted it to turn out.
- Really?
- Nuh-uh, not at all.
- What was your fan fiction?
How does your fan fiction go?
- In my head canon...
(laughter)
Run!
Oh no!
(both laugh)
- You were really like, you just blasted out.
- I really wanted to go for that sword.
- Yay!
- But I'm getting my poopie pushed in, like, big-time.
- Woah, that was pretty good you won--
- Oh no!
This is it.
- Let's see how I did.
- No, you beat me.
(both scream)
- Oh my God, that was one of the most satisfying situations
I've ever experienced.
Let's, please let me watch the recap.
- Oh, we can watch the recap...
- This is like when I bested Will at a bluffing game.
- You pushed my poopie in big-time.
- I did.
- That was really bad.
- Guys that was really fun.
Let's watch the recaps.
(sighs)
Just for the (coin) and the giggles.
- Okay, that was pretty cool.
That was good.
- Why are we showing him again?
- No, that was a good shot.
That was really good.
Okay.
This recap is pretty good.
Uh, this one was a humiliation.
- That was amazing.
It was like, so close and yet so far.
Alright, that was a good one.
I like this recap.
Look, I'm on fire.
You're on fire.
You turn into a turkey.
(laughter)
I'm going to eat you later.
There you go.
Duck à l'orange.
- Oh, that was good.
- That one was ignoble.
That was an ignoble one.
- That was good.
I didn't have to do anything.
- Look at me, I'm on fire.
- This one was...
- Running around on fire.
Turning into--
- Double turkey.
- Yeah, that was not that great.
Well, thanks guys.
I would rate this...
- This is 57 egg...
This is a 57 duck egg omelette.
- No, I think 57 duck à l'orange.
- Duck à l'orange.
- À l'orange.
- Alright.
- This is a really fun indie game.
I hope you guys like the indie games that we're gonna be
showing you as we go through--
- If not, too bad!
This is what you're getting.
- I mean, you do get it.
- That's what you're getting.
- So, just get used to it.
- Alright.
- Put it on.
It's kinda like switching from like briefs to a thong.
It's like, oh it's up there.
But then in a while you're like
I like it up there.
- Wise words indeed.
If you like it up there, leave a comment guys.
- Yep, see you guys later!
- [Both] Bye!
(nerf gun firing)
- You're going to put an eye out, dude.