Let's see, works taking care of,
Mr. Grouse is keeping an eye on the house,
Clyde and the McBrides are taking care
of Walt, Geo, Charles, and Cliff.
♪ Just a few more things and We'll all be relaxing in the--♪
[overlapping chatter]
...go horseback riding.
Why are you bringing that on vacation?
You have your sun block, I have mine.
Whoa, guys, this is too much stuff!
Something's got to go back!
How 'bout this humungo bag?
Absolutely not! That one's very important!
- Puzzles? - The bag stays!
- Mine! - Mine too!
[whistling]
Enough! Stand back and let me work.
How did you do that?
Quite simple, really. I merely used a formula
combining elements of spatial analysis,
and the basic physics theorem stating
that for every object-
Don't ask if you don't really wanna know.
Sorry kiddo, we should get a move-on.
According to the reviews,
the hotel has a very strict check-in policy.
If we're not there by eight, they could give away our rooms!
Wait! [whistling]
[croaking]
Okay, here we go. Loud vacation time!
Can I get a 'What what?'
- What-- - Wait! I forgot Lily's diapers!
Turns out I also forgot Lily.
Poo-poo!
♪ We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! ♪
[honking]
Don't let that old geezer pass us,
Dad! Floor it!
Well, it's- It is floored!
It's been floored the whole time!
Dang show off in his hot rod.
Look! Come on, Dad! Let's get our dignity back!
I'm right there with ya, LJ.
- Pass! Pass! - Father, this is not advisable!
Factoring in the angle of our descent,
current wind speed, and the condition
of this ageing heap, I fear
we are going to wind up... [screaming]
nose-first in a ditch.
[gasping, crying]
My baby! What have I done?!
Stand back and let me work.
Wow! Nice job, sweetie. How did you do that?
Eh, it was no biggie.
There was a crack in the cylinder block,
so I just re-routed the exhaust manifold
past the carburetor, and then-
Don't ask if you don't really wanna know.
Wait! Okay, now we can go.
[honking]
Dang it.
Oh, it's so hot.
Dad, can you turn on the AC before my hair totally frizzes?
[stalling]
Huh. Doesn't seem to be working.
Ugh, the coolant must've leaked when we crashed.
Pull over, Pops. I'll check it out.
No can do. Remember, eight o'clock check in.
Well, can someone just roll down a window?
Sorry, honey, but if we roll any of these windows down,
they're not coming back up.
I know it's hot,
but just pretend you're at the beach.
In this? Ugh, no!
[crunching]
Anyone want a low-cal bean chip?
- Vomit. - They're delicious,
and supes high fiber. [farting]
Yes, apparently.
It was the seat! See?
[groaning]
Now it's not doing it.
Suffocating!
[coughing] Ah!
Be strong, kids! No windows!
Oh, agh, it's in my mouth!
[gasping]
- This is better! - What?!
[screaming]
Is everyone okay?
I've been better!
The good news is, the crash made the windows go back up.
The bad news is, now we have no door.
No way I can re-attach this baby.
But I may have a solution.
Nice fix, but we still have a grave situation!
[laughing] Get it?
What? Don't set me up if you don't wanna hear a joke!
Wait!
Ah!
Who's ready for lunch?
- Me! Me! Me! Me! - I'm hungry!
Honey, let's start looking for a good picnic stop.
No time! We're behind schedule. We'll have to eat in the car.
I got this. Sammies coming your way.
Think fast.
Watch it!
Ow!
Not so hard, dude!
I can't catch!
Those egg salad sandwiches were delicious, honey.
Thanks for making them.
You're totes welcome, Mom.
Trash back here!
- Whoops. - Sorry.
- I can't throw, either. - Weak.
[growling]
Whoa, guys, you feeling alright? I'm not feeling too good myself.
Leni, what exactly did you put in those sandwiches?
I can't remember. I made them weeks ago.
- Leni! - What?
That can't be good.
Well, I was so excited for the trip,
I wanted to get a head start!
[siblings groaning]
Uh-oh. I think I'm gonna barf!
I second that!
Puke fest!
Pull over, Dad!
No time! Use a bag!
- Lynn! - Okay! Okay!
Oh, my gosh!
This is an emergency! [toilets flushing]
Leni, you're off lunch duty until further notice.
Yeah, let's just round that up to 'forever'.