(Upbeat music)
Hello everybody and welcome back to-
*laughs*
Shit. Robin, edit this out!
Hello everyone and welcome back to jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos!
Yes, I got some work done, okay? I'm in the big leagues now! National television!
Our show is going viral, and the world is watching! So, I had to look good for the cameras.
*laughs* I couldn't see it before.
My Little Elves have been out there again this- Ow, that hurt fuck!
My Little Elves have been out on the internet all week, again,
searching for the FINEST content that the Internet has to offer.
Whether it be on Reddit, YouTube-- Whether it be on PornHub.
There's a lot of funny content out there and my Little Elves have curated the best format;
And we are going to have a good time here today.
Are you strapped in? have you got your comedy blankets on? Your comedy glasses?
Have you got your little p- comedy popcorn ready? Ready to eat?
Yeah? Okay.
Well put all that shit away! Because you're going to laugh your ass off, and you're not gonna be able to hold on to them.
Man: AHHHH! You fuckin' knobhead, going in through the window! *Cameraman Wheezes*
*Jack Laughs*
Oh, that was nice-- I like that one.
[Reads Caption] Noticed the light on at his mom's house, I knew it was his brother making a midnight snack. So he snuck in the window for a little scare.
That's good-- I like that a lot. I like that he called him a "Fuckin' Knobhead!"
Aw, this is a quintessential british man-- wearing a Miami shirt...
Man: AHHHHHHH! You fucking Knobhead, going through the window! You fuckin- *Cameraman Wheezes*
[Imitating Video] Three, do not get you, FUUU-
Oh, cutting off the swear words. That's my favorite type of comedy.
Anyway, let's move on to the next video. FUUU-
[Reading title] "Girl Can Make Animal Sounds"
Guy: Dog [Girl Barks] Cat [Girl Meows, Hisses, and Spits]
Guy: American Robin [Girl chirps]
Guy: Cricket [Girl chrips] | Jack: What the fuck!?
Guy: Owl [Girl Hoots] | Jack: Oh, I can do that one!
Whoo! Whoo! Who- I'm an owl! Oka-
How in the hell is she doing the rest of them?
I mean, cause I've got some pretty good "Impressionable Technology" going on in my neck.
I can do a dog bark, [Imitates Dog] Roh! Rah! Rah! Roh!
It's... not as good as hers, though. She actually sounds like the creatures. This is insane!
Guy: Crow [Girl Caws] | Jack: Pretty good.
Guy: Wolf [Girl Howls] | Jack: Hey! That one I can do! AWOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooo~!
Wait, have any of you got dogs at home right now?
Oh! Bring your dog into the room. We're going to start a howl!
And I want to see this- I want to see if this actually works! If you've got a dog,
Especially one that's prone to howling like a husky or something,
Bring them into the room right now-- or bring the video to them-- and let them hear this part.
This person is gonna howl, and then I'm gonna howl, and then I want to see if your dog howls.
Guy: Wolf [Girl Howls] [Jack Howls]
Did your dog howl? I hope so! Please, send me videos if your dogs are howling!
Guy: Duck [Girl Quacks]
What the hell! How can people do that? She's a machine; she's a cyborg!
She's the Android sent by Cyberlife! Take her away! She's not allowed to cross the Canadian Border!
Guy: Kookaburra | Girl: Oh, Geez. [Girl makes whatever the sound Kookaburras make]
Jack: *Laughs* That's incredible! Somebody give this girl a YouTube channel...
or... something better than that-- Put her on TV!
Guy: And Parrot | Girl: Ello' Polly want a cracker! *SQUAWK. WHISTLE.* Ayo! *SQUAWK. WHISTLE.*
Oh my god, if I could do that, I would be fuckin' with people so hard.
Ah, that was incredible. Good job! Holy crap.
Ooh, a Sea of Thieves clip.
*laughter*
YES!
I love the Pirates of the Caribbean theme in the background.
That was so good. Oh my god, the comedic timing of that was so brilliant. It's just dead quiet.
*more laughter*
YES!
*COUGH cough*
"He might be the pirate I've ever seen."
"Soo it would seem-
-CAPTAAAIN!!" *even more laughter*
I love that initial freakout from him.
[in video: "CAPTAIN!!"]
*again, more beautiful laughter* *clap*
That's a good clip. Ah, I like that a lot.
Sea of Thieves has some great moments like that!
*laughter* Aw!
I think I know what's gonna happen...
Yeah, you got it buddy! You got it-you can do it!
*Squish and laughter*
I knew it was gonna happen and it still made me laugh!
Aw! How cuuute!
Awww!
He tried so hard!
OH NO, it buffered!! *laughter*
Okay! Okay-leave it there! Leave it there-no! In my mind, he still survives, okay?
I don't wanna-
I don't wanna go into the timeline where he's dead!
Oh, yes.
Oh, people sent me a bunch of Deja vu memes.
*laughter* Ah, yes!
It's so good it never gets old. Deja vu memes are the best!
*Deja Vu made from quacking plays in video*
It's Duckja Vu! *laughter*
He's going too fast, there's no more room for him to slow down.
Drifto!
There it is, there it is.
(A round of applause for drift duck)
Yes! I love it!
*laughter*
Oh my god, I've seen this one before this is my favorite. This is so cute.
The little baby duck thinks it's his mama.
I love that It's just in the background. Quiet, silent, unassuming.
*You'll never catch me,
not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!*
Maximum overdrive. That's the other song from the anime
He's so cute! Look at him go!
So powerful!
Who is she?! he can't be stopped.
Oh excellent. Yes, please. More initial d memes, please.
It never gets old.
Oh my god, this dudes a hundred and two.
Oh my god!
He's a hundred and two, and he drove into the lake
That's incredible!
Is his name Melvin? Melvin!! You dove in. They're talking to like he's a child
You dove in. I mean to be fair, I probably say the exact same thing.
I will be lucky if I'm able to wipe my own arse when I'm a 102.
I'd be lucky if I even hit 102. And here's this dude out in the prime of his life swimming around in a lake.
Good for you, man. That's awesome.
If you do not PUSH
yourSELF!
You will accomplish nothing!
*Jack* Yeah!
PUSH YOURSELF!!
Yes!
Okay, that - that stuck there for a little while put oh my god, yes! that was incredibly motivating!
I was expecting something hilarious to happen. And I just said I just got bombarded with a whole bunch of-
PMA
I'm gonna watch this every morning-
If you do not push yourSELF!
YOU will accomplish NOTHING!
PUSH YOURSELF!
Do it!
Hell yeah, dude Chad McKee. I am - I'm gonna watch this every single morning.
I want to get this like boost me every time just sit there at my coffee and push myself.
Oh the GameCube intro memes. Okay. Okay, Grande. Let's see what you got. You're a funny dude. You're a memer.
see if we laugh at this.
I don't even know how you make these these are always super impressive.
It's also, uneasy,
knowing what the GameCube intro is and listening to this for so long,
and it just keeps going, and going.
*Africa by Toto plays but with gamecube sounds*
*laughter*
*claps*
Okay, you got me oh, that's good.
Good job, bro, that was good. I liked that one a lot.
Okay, since grande and Dolan Dark like to go up against each other all the time, why not put them in the video
and put them head-to-head as well. Let's see. Okay. Let's see who got the bigger laugh. Let's see what's happening.
To show you the power of flex tape....
*Jack* I saw this boat in half!
*saw sound*
*Video* I saw this boat in half!
Holy ****, look all this damage!
That's a lot of damage! oh my god he killed everyone.
That's good.
The inside is completely dry.
How do you guys come up with this shit man?
Do you - do you meme guys just sit back everyday and just like write down lists of things that can go together.
My god, that's good. That's good shit. Those are good memes.
Okay, you both win. You're both my favorite. I saw these both in half.
Sarge: You got a war face?! *Scream cut from one of Jack's vids*
That's a war face! Now let me see your war face!
*Another scream from Jack's vids*
Sarge: BULLSHIT!! You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face!
*One more scream*
Sarge: you don't scare me. Work on it.
Cadet?: Sir, yes sir!
That's good, that's very good. The - the jacksepticeye scream memes.The screams.
I like them a lot. It's super fun.
Okay, somebody sent me this. It's called yellow Dino pedo hunter.
And I'm getting some very mixed messages off this. It's about two minutes long. Let's see what it actually is about.
Yellow Dino: Hey there! Yellow Dino here, you're about to see a show for parents and children about
tricking people.
Tricking people. My name's Reginald Charming. I put this show on here today. *Jack* Reginald Charming
Yellow Dino: So, what lure are you using on the little kids today?
Something subtle like asking them for directions? *Jack* This is what it was like when what's his name? BJ from Barney.
Like, turns dark.
And he turns into a vigilante and goes after all the pedophiles.
This is weird.
I'm an upstanding citizen.
Oh my god *laughter* No
Y.D: You get your hands off her.
Oh s****, he go - he got real serious all of a sudden. It went from yellow Dino here to Carmen,
Take her home
He means fucking business. He's put on his big-boy balls today,
Give me the combination, charming
Figure it out.
You big stupid lizard. you think you're so smart
Well, you can't watch him all the time.
Nobody can.
Oh my god.
No, don't hurt me. Please, don't hurt me.
You're finished
You don't scare me. You're just jealous
Because the kids like me better than they like you. Oh sweet, no, dude. Oh, stop talking mother of God
Okay, okay.
That was weird. I think that's enough internet for me today. Is that really a thing they showed?
To like kids to warn them about the dangers of pedophiles?
Also, I love the smash-cut from I'm an upstanding citizen, to him down on his knees taking pictures and you knew the insinuation that was
Going on. That's so weird.
I thought yellow Dino was gonna start bashing his face in at the end cuz let's face it,
Anything could have gone at that point. that was so creepy and weird. I didn't like that at all. I didn't love that.
Ah, but sadly,
We have come to the end of our episode today of jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos.
A lot of those memes were very very fun. I always like a good Deja vu
Meme they're always really good. I love those there. Those are endlessly fun those and any sort of Pirates of the Caribbean memes. Ah
The spiciest, the best memes. Thank you so much for watching this episode of
jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos the try not to laugh series that doesn't lie to you and actually just laughs at stuff instead of faking it and
remember, as we always say
PMA all the way.
Good night, everybody!
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