( fire roars )
Now, I'm a very big believer
in the gift bag
because, A) I'm not very good at wrapping gifts,
and B) when you give somebody a gift in a gift bag,
they get two gifts-- the gift and the bag.
Well, that is going to set you up for failure, sir,
because this is a gift-wrapping challenge.
Oh, as if you're a great gift wrapper?
When was the last time you wrapped a gift
that wasn't on this show?
Well, I'm not a believer in bags.
- I'm just saying. - Okay.
So we're going to see
who can wrap presents the best.
We're going to be given random items,
and then Stevie is going to come in
and judge who did the better job.
The loser at the end of this thing
has to be turned into a human present.
- Oh, come on. - Hello, gentlemen.
Hello, Stevie, judge.
You see before you two items
that may be hard for you to wrap.
or will they be hard for you to wrap?
- About to find out. - That is the question.
Okay. Now, that cacti are different, I will say.
Yeah, mine's-- it looks more difficult, but--
Mine looks very pettable,
- but then when I touch it... - Mm-mm.
...it's, like, dangerous. - Don't touch it.
- That's ill advised. - Don't touch it.
I'm going to leave you guys.
You're going to access these items behind you,
wrap these to the best of your ability.
Then I'm gonna pop over on the other side of you,
surprise you, and judge the heck out of you.
- Are you ready? - Yep.
Okay, on your mark, get set, go.
Ow!
I'm trying to get the top on this--
- Stevie: All right. - That looks really, really good.
I'm back. I have emerged.
- Hello-- - Stop! Stop, Link!
All right, mine...
( sighs )
Mine's ready.
I feel like I need a little, um...
Oh, I didn't even notice that.
I need a little explanation,
maybe a one-liner from you both
about what your inspiration was
Rhett, if you'd like to go first...
What I thought was a really good idea
was to go with the green--
I see that Link followed suit--
because I wanted people to know
what their-- I like to give people a little clue.
with what they're gonna-- what they're gonna get.
So I went with green, but I was like
but hey, it's still Christmas.
This could clearly be a birthday present.
This is obviously a Christmas present.
- And then-- - Wrap it up.
I left this little flap
just so you can know where to pull from.
I think he's trying to account for the fact
that he exposed the underside of wrapping paper,
which is a big no-no.
I don't need to tell you that.
It's a pull-tab, Link.
Now, mine-- It's interesting.
You said you wanna give people a hint
'cause that was exactly my thought,
was I wanted mine to look like a cactus...
- Yeah. - ...on the outside...
- Mm-hm. - ...and then when you unwrapped it,
and you're like, "Ooh, I hope it's a cactus
'cause it did look like one, then it is one.
I don't think there's any guesses.
You know you're getting a plant here.
There's dirt exposed.
I was-- the key to mine being great
is the ease with which you can unwrap it.
- All you gotta do is that. - Ooh.
And then it's-- And then it's done.
Oh, you wanna see how easy it is to pull my tab.
Look, you can even re-wrap it and re-gift it.
Yes, we will make unwrapping also a part of this.
Watch this. Look.
Look how easy you can re-wrap it. and re-gift it.
Well, watch this, Link.
You just tell a small child, "Pull that tab."
And they-- And then they get to come back.
Okay, no holds barred, Stevie. Let us know.
- And for-- It's that easy. - I...
I know every decision I make is going to be highly controversial,
but, Link, I'm going to have to give this round to you.
- Oh, come on. - I felt like
your artistic interpretation
really-- really nailed it.
Oh!
Okay, guys, I'm sure you really don't know
what is underneath Chase and I right now,
but it's your next item you have to wrap.
- I can see it. - Okay, fine.
It's a fully put-together puzzle.
Oh, I got a sea turtle.
I got puppies.
Puppies.
This is-- This is challenging. I can see.
Yes, the challenge is to not un-piece the puzzle.
I don't know how well you're going to do with that part,
but you know what?
I believe in you,
and we're going to start the time right now.
Where's my tape?
Somebody tell me wh--
Where's my tape?
Did you take my tape?
No.
All right, guys.
Link?
He took my tape, Stevie.
Say "Time," Stevie!
I think it's time, Link. Link-- Link.
- No. No. - Yeah.
Judge him first. Judge the cheater first.
But you're still wrapping your gift.
Oh, come on. This is taking extra time.
- Okay, so this is-- - Done!
Okay. So there's a test that we need to do here.
So we're going to go with the unwrapping again.
- Oh. - But in this unwrapping,
I want to see how intact your puzzles are...
- Okay. - ...after you unwrap.
- So, Rhett. - All right.
The first thing that you have to do
is you have to remove all the ribbons,
which is just easy as...
( laughter )
- Now that's-- - How do you transport...
You gotta admit that's pretty slick.
And then the next thing you know
is that mine is taped-- ( laughing ) to the table
because that's the key to keeping it stable.
That's a little rhyme that my mama taught me.
"The key to keeping it stable"--
Oh, gosh.
- Oh. - Um...
What happened?
Rhett: Ignore it.
As you can see--
Really the reason is that you do this is because
you wanna tell the kid,
"Hey, I got you a puppy puzzle."
And then they're like, "But what do I do with that?"
I'm like, "You add the second puppy."
Stevie: Got it.
- Okay, Link? - 'Cause what--
Really, what is the point
in giving somebody a completed puzzle, right?
You're siding with Rhett in this one.
Yeah, don't be--
You better be careful
'cause I think yours is probably intact.
Oh, yeah, so okay, so...
this is how you open it.
- Okay. - You just pull here.
Did you tape to your puzzle? Yep.
- Okay. - There's a--
Oh, see that comes off.
But what's the-- What's the fun in that?
Right there. That's it.
- Wow. - Boom.
One piece missing. I left one piece
and a little bit of stuff-stuff-stuff.
- Yeah, me-- - For the something-something.
All you gotta do is flip...
Stevie, what's the most satisfying part of making a puzzle?
- Yeah, I-- - Putting on the last piece.
Or when you can't find the last piece,
- which I'm afraid that, um... - ( gasps )
- Here it is. - Okay.
- And then that's what-- - So you purposely did that part.
Yeah, I did that purposely so that you, Judge Stevie,
'cause this gift is for you, by the way.
- Thank you. - I wanted you to have this puzzle
- Okay... - ...and I wanted you to experience the funnest part,
- ...This is really-- - ...which is--
- This is inappropriate. - You completed this puzzle.
You did it.
I haven't done anything to appeal directly to you.
I'm just appealing to the general masses.
and trying to teach kids lessons.
My puzzle is completely intact.
I-- I'm gonna have to give it to Link again.
- No-huh-huh! - I'm sorry.
You know what? I'll make the third round worth two points.
- Oh, so I can tie? - Yeah.
Guys, I have some bad news.
It was the overwhelming opinion of the crew
that you both cheated and are cheaters.
Oh, I cheated when he stole my tape?
Well, you went past the time.
You just kept going even when she showed up, man.
You're both in the wrong.
I'll be in the wrong as well.
Uh, so this round is, it's sudden death.
Whoever gets this round, gets the whole thing.
That's fair.
And I personally think it's the best round yet
because it's the most delicious round yet.
It's just chocolate pudding,
catch being that you can't use this bowl.
So please dump your pudding--
I don't think I've ever said that before--
and do with it what you would like.
It's just loose pudding.
Beginning... right now.
- I love pudding. - Most resilient...
That is good.
Think this is going to help absorb some of the pudding.
Stevie: Ooh...
Five, four, three, two, one...
- Time! - Whoo!
Boom!
Having a little trouble over there, Neal.
Well, it's all about the angle that you look at it at.
- ( chuckling ) Yeah. - Now, that's the angle.
That looks like something I would not want to touch
on Christmas morning.
All right, we're going to do a little roleplay here.
Okay.
So if you were--
You've got it all over your face as well.
Okay.
This is Christmas morning.
Rhett, you will be playing the child receiving this gift.
- Yeah. - Please begin.
( high voice ) Hey, Dad!
Jiggly.
( deep voice ) That's right, Son.
- Can I play both characters? - Yes, yes.
( deep voice ) That's right, Son. You just need a little knife.
Or scissors. You know how we let you play with those.
( high voice ) What do I do with it, Dad?
( deep voice ) You puncture it in the side, Son.
And then what do I do, Dad?
You squeeze it into your mouth, Son.
Dad, it's not coming.
Well, you gotta hit it again, guy.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Now you squeeze it in your mouth, Son.
There's no pudding in there. Is there?
- ( grunting ) - There's no frickin' pudding.
There it is.
I love you, Dad!
You're the best dad.
( spits )
( grunting )
Oh, gosh!
I still love you, Dad.
- Okay. - Still love you, Dad.
All right. Okay, Link.
Your... turn.
Hey, Dad. Hey, Dad, can I open this present first?
That's right, Son. You can open this one first.
All you gotta do is pick it up.
Then you take your knife.
- No, no, no, no. - Then you just...
go through there and then...
( Rhett laughing )
Then you pull bows out.
( as father ) Pull your bows out...
Son.
Then you just...
There we go.
Stevie: Okay, okay...
Kind of a different experience.
Thanks, Dad.
You shouldn't have.
- Oh. - Uh...
All right.
- It's-- - I think--
It's what I always wanted.
Well, Rhett, I think--
I think you won.
Hey! Whoo!
- Congratulations. - But I had a lot of fun.
Yeah, you did.
No, don't do that.
Oh. Oh!
Oh, gosh, Link.
Well, she is wearing a leather jacket.
It's okay. Okay.
It's pudding-proof.
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And I just dominated the pie-eating contest.
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