♪ WRITTEN IN THE STARS ♪ >> James: OKAY.
IN THIS GAME YOU WILL HEAR ONE OF
MY FAVORITE, AND VERY REAL QUOTES FROM A CELEBRITY
AUTOBIOGRAPHY, AND YOU TELL ME WHICH STAR SAID IT.
TO NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY?
WHO THINKS THEY KNOW -- WHO KNOWS THEIR CELEBRITIES BY OKAY
FITS, OR WHO LIKES CLEB BRING ADVERTISE IN GENERAL?
LET ME MOVE AMONGST YOU.
ANYBODY AT ALL?
PUT YOUR HANDS UP.
ANYONE?
DO YOU KNOW YOUR CELEBRITIES?
SURE.
COME ON OUT.
COME ON, COME OUT, COME OUT.
COME JOIN ME.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD.
>> HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: GOOD.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> I AM MICHELLE FROM ENCINO.
>> James: HELLO MICHELLE FROM ENCINO.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GO TO CELEB.
>> HONESTLY, TINA FEY.
>> James: NICE.
>> I LOVE TINA FEY.
>> James: WE ALL LOVE TINA FEY.
IF YOU HAD TO GO ON A DATE REQUEST A CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD
IT BE?
>> SEAN MENDEZ.
>> OH, OH, YOU LOOKED TO HER LIKE IS THAT OKAY?
LIKE YOU LOOKED TO HER LIKE SHE WAS DATING SEAN MENDEZ.
YOU AND SEAN MENDEZ, AH, THAT'S OKAY.
OKAY.
WELL, LISTEN HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO, WE ARE ABOUT TO
HEAR 100 PERCENT REAL CELEBRITY QUOTES THAT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF
SOMEBODY'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BUT TO EVEN THE PLAYING FIELD, I AM
GOING TO HAVE AN ESTEEMED SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR READ THE
QUOTES.
NOW WE HAVE FLOWN HIM, IN HE IS HERE STRAIGHT FROM THE
CHICHESTER FESTIVAL WHERE HE JUST STARRED IN A BRILLIANT
REVIVAL OF THE CHERRY ORCHARD FOR WHICH HE GOT RAVE REVIEWS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME ANTHONY
WENTWORTH-TROLLOPE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] APARTMENT -- ANTHONY THANK YOU
FOR BEING HERE R YOU READY TO READ A QUOTE FROM A BOOK FOR US?
>> OF COURSE I AM.
>> James: I LOVE PIT AT THAT CHIPS AND HUMMUS.
I LOVE THE TASTE AND THE CRUNCH.
JUST NOW THINKING ABOUT PITA CHIPS AND HUMMUS, I GET HUNGRY.
I LOVE FOOD WITH TEXTURE.
I GUESS I LOVE HEARING MY FOOD.
CRAZY, HUH?
>> James: WOW.
IF AN INCREDIBLE QUOTE, BEAUTIFULLY READ.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: NOW WHO COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING SO THOUGHT
PROVOKE SOMETHING WAS IT, A, A. BETTE MIDLER
B. KHLOE KARDASHIAN C. TINA TURNER
D. OPRAH WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO HELP HER OUT, AUDIENCE, IF YOU THINK YOU
KNOW.
>> I MEAN, I AM HEARING A LOT OF KHLOE BUT FOR SOME REASON MY
HEART SAYS OPRAH.
>> James: YOUR HEART SAYS OPRAH.
HE IS COMPLETELY CERTAIN.
WELL, YOU HAVE GONE WITH OPRAH.
LET'S FIND OUT.
WHOSE AUTOBIOGRAPHY WERE YOU READING FROM?
ANSWER ME.
>> THAT WAS A READING FROM THE LITERARY MASTERPIECE, STRONG
LOOKS BETTER NAKED BY KHLOE KARDASHIAN.
>> James: OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR PLAYING.
TAKE YOUR SEAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ALL RIGHT, WHO ELSE?
WHO ELSE KNOWS, COMING DOWN.
AND I AM GOING TO DO GO DOWN THE WHOLE ROW.
DO YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH?
>> THE ASS.
>> James: YOU WANT THE ASS?
>> OF COURSE I DO.
>> James: CRANK IT IN.
CRANK IT IN.
NO, NO, NO, THAT IS NAUGHTY.
CONTROL HIM, MADAM.
STAND UP.
HOW ARE YOU?
HEY!
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> GOOD.
>> James: DID YOU KNOW IT WAS YOU AND I SAID I AM COMING FOR
YOU.
>> I AM BAD AT THAT.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> CHRIS FROM VIRGINIA.
>> James: HI, CHRIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
>> I ACTUALLY GO TO SCHOOL AT NEW YORK FILM ACADEMY.
>> James: OH YOU ARE INTO ACTING.
>> YES, SIR.
>> James: WOW.
ANY TIPS FOR A YOUNG ACTOR TRYING TO MAKE IT,?
>> I WOULD SAY LEARN YOUR LINES AND DON'T BUMP INTO THE
FURNITURE.
IN YOU GO, WHO WAS YOUR FAVORITE ALL-TIME CELEBRITY, WOULD YOU
SAY?
>> JESSICA ALBA.
>> James: OKAY, ARE YOU INTO CELEBRITY CULTURE?
>> YEAH, I CALL MYSELF A POP CULTURE KIND OF GUY.
>> James: A POP CULTURE KIND OF GUY.
IF YOU COULD HAVE THREE PEOPLE DEAD OR ALIVE AROUND YOUR DINNER
TABLE WHO WOULD YOU HAVE?
>> STEVE MARTIN, A LOT OF STEVE MARTIN FOR SOME REASON IS IN MY
HEAD.
EDDIE MURPHY, AND WILL SMITH.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THOSE THREE INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER.
>> I AM LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE WITH. YOU I AM ALREADY
WITH YOU.
I HAVE HAD IT.
>> I HAVE MORE, SIR.
>> James: MORE WITH YOU.
>> JAMES CORDEN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT IS COMPLETELY COOL.
HAVE YOU EVER READ A CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY?
>> NO.
>> James: NO?
WELL, OKAY.
WELL WE ARE GOING TO HEAR A QUOTE FROM ONE NOW, AND SO.
ANTHONY, LET'S HEAR THE QUOTE.
>> I GOT THE PART IN "40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN," AND I MET
THE DIRECTOR, JUDD APATOW.
JUDD WAS AWESOME.
DURING "PINEAPPLE EXPRESS," I LEARNED THE RIGHT CAMERA ANGLES
TO SHOOT A FIGHT SCENE.
DURING "SUPERBAD," I NOTED ALL THE CAMERA TRICKS THEY DID.
ALL THESE THINGS HELPED ME GROW AS A FILMMAKER.
>> James: OKAY, NOW OBVIOUSLY THIS PERSON WORKS WITH JUDD
APATOW A LOT.
IS IT A. SETH ROGEN
B. ELIZABETH BANKS C. STORMY DANIELS
D. PAUL RUDD >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I AM GOING TO SAY SETH ROGEN, A.
>> James: HE IS GOING WITH A, SETH ROGEN.
>> IT WAS POPULAR IN THE ROOM.
WHAT CELEBRITY SAID IT? THAT WAS A READING FROM MY FELLOW
THESPIAN, STORMY DANIELS!
>> OH!
>> James: WHO ELSE?
WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY?
ANYBODY AT ALL?
>> LET ME GO AMONG YOU.
COME ON OUT.
COME, COME, COME UP HERE.
COME UP HERE.
WOW.
THIS IS FABULOUS.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.
NOW WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> I AM ALI AND LIVING IN CANADA NOW AND I AM HERE WITH MY NEPHEW
JOHNNY WHOSE FIRST TIME IN AMERICA, SO AUNTIE IS TAKING HIM
TO CALIFORNIA.
>> James: OH, WELL DONE.
WHAT A LOVELY TREAT.
WHAT A COOL AUNTIE.
>> WHAT A COOL AUNT ANY, AUNTIE, NOT ONLY KILLER OUTFIT, SMOKY
EYES, SMOKY EYED, BIG HOO -- GET OUT OF MY WAY.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US, ANTHONY?
>> PILLOWS ARE IMPORTANT.
I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF PILLOWS GROWING UP.
WHEN I GOT AN APARTMENT, I HAD NO PILLOWS.
SO ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I DID WAS GET A COUPLE PILLOWS.
THEY REMIND ME OF WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE PILLOWS, SO I'M GRATEFUL
FOR ALL OF THEM.
PILLOWS ARE LIKE THE ANGELS OF MY BEDROOM.
>> James: WOW.
PILLOWS ARE LIKE THE ANGELS OF THIS AUTHOR'S BEDROOM.
BUT WHO SAID IT?
DO WE THINK IT WAS -- A. CHAD KROEGER
B. GLORIA ESTEFAN C. JAY-Z
D. DJ KHALED WHAT DO WE THINK?
>> OH, MY GOD, AWE AUDIENCE?
>> DJ KHALED.
>> >> James: LET'S SEE WHAT
PILLOW LOVING CELEBRITY SAID THAT.
IT WAS A READING FROM HIS MASTER WORK THE KEYS BY DISK JOCKEY
KHALED!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> James: CONGRATULATIONS!
WELL DONE.
YOU HAVE WON YOURSELF A COPY OF THE KINGS BY DJ KHALED TO READ
ON THE PLANE RIDE HOME.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC!