Well I couldn’t find The Harverd Dropout so I’m just gonna go ahead and make
this video before it comes out because I have a feeling it’s just not gonna drop this
month either.
So yeah, I really am sitting here talking about Lil Pump in a series that mainly focuses
on actual fast rappers, but let’s just have fun with this series every once in a while
guys.
So with that being said, that’s my Instagram, that’s my twitter, follow both of them or
I’ll cry and quit youtube, and this is CDTV and let’s jump right into this list.
Honourable Mentions:
12 - Welcome to the Party (Verse 1) - 6 SPS
And BANG, we’re off to a meteoric start with the slowest beginning a Fastest Verses
video has had.
Nice.
Honestly though, I really like this song and just included it as an honourable mention
cause it bumps.
11 - Face Tats (Verse 2) - 6 SPS
I really don’t have much to say for this song other than Lil Pump has a cool verse
and the album artwork for it is literally 2Pac with braids and other rappers face tats
edited on.
Just...
why?
10 - Baby Daddy (Verse 1) - 6.2 SPS
Now I heavily disliked most of Lil Yachty’s Lil Boat 2 album, and I honestly think Lil
Pump was one of the best parts of the whole project.
He has a cool verse on here, and he’s undeniably the best part of this song at least.
And a lot of people agree with this, just check the comments on the YouTube upload of
this song and they’re literally all about Pump doing nicely here.
I think he impressed a fair few people with his energy on this track.
9 - Back (Verse 1) - 6.4 SPS
And following that, we instantly have another collaboration between Yachty and Pump on this
list, with this one being from Lil Pump’s self titled mixtape.
I definitely prefer Yachty on this track to his performance in the previous song on this
list, and Lil Pump is just fine.
My favourite line from him here is “been selling crack since the eighties” which
is impressive considering Pump was born in 2000.
I guess if there’s anyone on this earth who is mentally advanced enough to be capable
of time travel, it would be Lil Pump.
8 - Lie Detector (Verse 2) - 6.6 SPS
Its not often we hear Lil Pump over an instrumental that sounds so upbeat, but that’s what we
get on this song.
I actually enjoy how it sounds and I wouldn’t mind hearing him over beats like this more
often.
Here Pump talks about stealing your girl and nutting in her eye, being the romantic man
that he is.
The only thing that slightly annoys me about it is how damn near every line ends with an
“ooh yeah” ad lib or something similar, but apart from that he goes in with a fairly
nice flow on here.
I just think it’s good to hear him over a super light hearted beat every now and then.
7 - ESSKEETIT (Verse 2) - 6.6 SPS
I want to like this verse, I really do, but it has been absolutely tarnished for me after
Lil Pump basically performed a lazier version of it for his XXL freestyle.
It was a little disappointing to say the least.
It makes it harder for me to listen to this verse and enjoy it, and I’m pretty sure
this used to be my favourite part of the song.
Regardless of all that, I thought that this one woulda been a bit faster, his flow does
sound a lil rapid at some points, but I guess it’s because he takes relatively long pauses
between each line, which of course would result in a slower verse overall.
6 - Get (Verse 1) - 7 SPS
And now this... this is where things get absolutely rapid mate.
7 syllables per second?
Lil Pump is up there with the most legendary speed rappers, like 21 Savage and Lil Wayne.
Now this was one of the earlier verses from Pump’s career, you can tell because on the
Genius description for this song he’s labelled as an “underground rapper”, something
he hasn’t been in quite a while.
Now Pump kinda lacks the enthusiasm and energy that he has on his newer songs which is to
be expected from his older music, but the beat is pretty great on this one and he does
go in just a Lil bit.
5 - Kept Back (Verse 1) - 7.1 SPS
This has to be one of my favourite verses from Pump, his flow never loses its momentum
and he rides the beat really well on here.
Just listen to the previous song on this list, Get, then listen to this song and it’s clear
to see that Pump has improved as a rapper.
Sure, he’s never gonna be a lyrical beast or a rapper with a god level flow, but compared
to what he used to be this is a pretty major step up in my opinion.
I’m sure a few of you are surprised this hasn’t been an absolute roast session so
far, but no, I enjoy Pump’s music for what it is.
I just need some mindless but entertaining music every now and then and that’s what
we get from him.
4 - Crazy (Verse 1) - 7.2 SPS
If you want one of the most repetitive hooks Lil Pump has done, this is that song.
Like it’s more repetitive than usual and I that’s saying something.
This actually couldn’t be a more typical Lil Pump song if it tried, like I said we
have a repetitive hook, one of those kinda ugly but still catchy instrumentals, and lyrics
about being rich, doing drugs and smashing your daughter cause he always has to involve
at least one member of your family, but again I respect the energy on here and the fact
that he sounds like he’s having fun.
And now let’s move into the top 3 where we’re about to get some head spinning verses,
things are about to get crazy.
3 - Designer (On My Drip) (Verse 2) - 7.4 SPS
Keep in mind that this song isn’t to be confused with the single Pump released earlier
this year simply titled Designer.
Rather, this one is a collab with a rapper called Dom Chasin’ Paper.
Very nice of him to inform us of what his goals are with his rap name.
I mean this is pretty much Lil Pump’s song in my opinion, he does the hook, has a verse
and the beat is definitely a “Lil Pump type beat” considering it’s produced by one
of his frequent collaborators Big Head, but yeah Dom isn’t too bad on here.
The switch up from Pump to him is a bit jarring though with his intense delivery Regardless
though, we got a relatively fast Lil Pump verse on here, and the song is decent overall.
2 - i SHYNE (Verse 1) - 7.4 SPS
This song displays Lil Pump at his most wild, with him frantically rapping over a pretty
grimy instrumental produced by Carnage.
I really noticed that for most people, this is a love it or hate it track, as it’s pretty
much Lil Pump at his loudest for 2 and a half minutes.
If you’re not feeling the vibe after the first 20 seconds, you’re probably not gonna
like any of it, it’s got a very in your face feeling to it.
Personally, I fall into the first category on this one, I like it quite a bit.
For me it’s the fact that Pump sounds really enthusiastic here, it’s a far cry from when
he just sounded like he didn’t even wanna be in front of a microphone.
It’s definitely got a very abrasive sound to it, but I feel like that’s what makes
it such an exciting track.
1 - Kilo (Verse 2) - 8 SPS
I was a little taken aback when I first heard this song, because this was released before
Lil Pump really started incorporating some more accelerated flows into his music again,
so I didn’t expect this.
I heard how Smokepurpp was flowing and thought “alright so Pump’s probably gonna slow
down this song”, but he didn’t and I think it’s dope.
Does the faster flow mean we’re getting better lyrics?
No of course not, let’s not ask for too much, but it doesn’t change the fact that
Lil Pump really does have an 8 syllables per second verse, something I legit did not think
would happen.
In that sense, this is basically Lil Pump’s Rap God.
All of this is done over a very hard hitting Ronny J beat which really lends to the hype
factor of the track.
I think it’s a really enjoyable song.
So there you have it, Kilo contains the fastest Lil Pump verse of all time, and that concludes
this amazing list.
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