(festive holiday music)
- Merry Christmas, lovely people.
I hope you're having a wonderful day,
whether you celebrate a religious holiday today or not,
or you're just chilling on the sofa.
It has been absolutely wonderful
going on the Vlogmas journey with you this year.
Thank you so much for watching
and hello to the new subscribers.
Sadly, YouTube's new way of numbering
means it doesn't show change until a thousand
new people have joined.
But I still see each and every one
of one you newbies, not to worry.
And for those of you still watching
lots of videos, but not subscribing,
come in from the cold and join a warm channel full of joy,
no matter the season.
With that in mind, I hope you this video
makes you laugh and brings you light.
One more thank you before that,
thanks to those of you who bought
one of my Lovely People Christmas jumpers.
Due to popular demand,
they will now be remaining on sale in January and February.
Since, many people reminded me it's actually colder
at the start of the year than the end.
(cough)
Fine, right, fair, fair, fair enough.
I was wrong.
Now, I just have to rename them
from Christmas jumpers to jumpers.
Very innovative, Jessica.
(smacks lips)
Moving on.
As you may know, I have been sending a Christmas card
out daily to one of my Instagram followers,
and I've decided that the 25th card
should go to someone who comments on this video instead.
So, let me know in the comments,
which day you thought was the funnest
and I'll choose someone to send a card to.
And with that, here are all the times I messed up.
I'll see on the seventh of January, 2020
because I need a break.
Like an actual break.
Proper break, a break break, a break.
I know, I'm shocked too.
See you in 2020.
(kissing sound)
It's fine.
(laughing)
(unwrapping gift)
Blooper reel, there you go.
Oh wait, I didn't say thank you to train line.
I'm back, I'm back.
And then I'm gonna move away at the end.
Are you fo--
Hello.
(P.A. system echoing)
Just waiting for this to.
(P.A. system echoing)
Anytime soon.
(P.A. system echoing)
He's still going.
Has he, he's stopped, he's stopped.
Okay.
Walter, go on.
You could run after that Bichon.
- [Claudia] There, he spotted it, look.
- [Jessica] He loves it normally.
Oh, oh, there he goes.
There he goes.
Gonna play with his Bichon friend.
- Walter's like, "Don't make me go see the Bichon.
"I'm wearing a jacket and I don't feel my best."
(laughter)
- I have just finished writing the first two Christmas,
I smacked myself in the head.
Oh, okay, fine.
Thank you so much for watching.
Please go and subscribe to Jamie and Shaaba
on their various social medias.
Go.
(laughter)
- Go.
- This is not your, don't walk away, I mean is.
- No if you know us.
- The name of your channels.
- Social medias.
- Oh I thought you were saying go.
(tapping table)
- I didn't do this in time or two.
- Oh, yeah.
(drumroll on table)
- I didn't do anyone.
(laughter)
- It's okay, there's only so many times we can try this.
(talking in background)
(laughter)
- Let's see if I can remember that.
I have really bad memory loss by the way.
This is why I have to get fed lines.
What did I say?
That was too much cream.
(holiday music)
(closing bottle)
It's fine.
Let's go a bit closer.
(moving chair)
Really close now aren't we?
- That's all right, have these been perfectly weighed?
- [Jessica] Yes.
(laughter)
(crying)
- [Claudia] Are you okay?
- Oh look I didn't even put any more on.
How is it still on my eyelid?
Where is it coming from?
Stop picking your nails.
- [Claudia] No, I had a splinter.
- Oh you got a splinter?
- It's gone now.
- Oh let me see it, oh no a splinter.
That's an injury.
(kisses cheek)
- Whatever, let's just get on with this baking.
(laughs)
- We're now, ooh wow that's really bumpy.
Okay, we'll try again in a minute.
I'm so excited.
Oh wow, motion sickness.
- [Claudia] Yeah don't do that.
- [Jessica] Sorry.
(chair spinning)
- [Producer] Spin slowly.
- Try and spin slowly so I don't vomit.
That's fair, 'cause it's probably gonna happen really soon.
Make me stop filming this video.
- [Producer] Focus on Jessica, oh no it's lost the face.
There we go.
- That's just my face.
(laughter)
- [Producer] I'm looking forward to learning
about the difference which I clearly don't know.
- Okay.
- [Producer] I'll find out.
- Bye friend.
- [Producer] This way, sorry.
(laughter)
- Okay.
- You ready?
- I think so.
- Okay.
- Don't you dare give me shit about being ready for camera.
(laughter)
Little miss primper.
- You look cute.
- Oh thanks, so do you.
- Thanks.
- Dependent on (laughs).
(laughter)
Oh my god.
(laughter)
- I've been working hard today okay?
- I'm just gonna leave.
- No, it's not you.
(laughing)
It's just chronic fatigue.
(holiday music)
Everything else in this room is a mess.
Just keep watching me, okay.
Did I have another video planned for today?
Yes.
Am I feeling so horrific that I'm refusing
to leave my bed even to put makeup on?
Yes.
Does that mean you're gonna have to sit
through this entire video staring at my millipede eyebrows?
Also yes.
Do I care about that?
Not in the slightest.
- [Producer] Awesome.
See you later.
(laughs)
- Bye pal.
Thrones.
Who had that made and why?
- [Producer] I dunno you need to explain it
with xylophone sound--
- Xylophone.
(laughs)
(mimicking xylophone sound)
Magic sound.
This one's really adorable though.
(drops something)
- It's nice wasn't it?
- This one was beautiful,
especially since I'm quite strict
on my Christmas color schemes.
And I'm very much against silver and blue because.
- Was it silver and blue?
- No, no, no, last year.
- Oh right.
- The silver and blue.
That's why you didn't see any photos from last year.
(holiday music)
- [Translator] Oh it's different sign.
London sign and Brighton sign's a bit different.
- Well I actually, I learn sign in Bristol.
- [Translator] Oh in Bristol really?
It's funny.
The North and the South side
are really different it's really strange.
- Bristol's not North.
(laughter)
(walking)
(falls)
(closes door on leg)
Ow.
(laughter)
- You just slammed your own foot in the door.
- Oh wait we're supposed to say like,
subscribe.
Bye bye.
(laughter)
- Oh okay, I've never once said that you know?
- What?
- I've never said that.
- You've never said that word.
_ No actually that might be a lie.
Someone's gonna find an episode when I--
- Please find where Claudia has said subscribe.
- [Producer] Oh sorry I did press rec.
Should I take another one?
- Don't mind me, it's fine, it's over.
(laughter)
The moment passed.
I'm not taking photos anymore.
- [Producer] I took three photos.
- It's fine.
(laughter)
- [Producer] The eye.
(holiday music)
- Number four, do an interview.
(laughs)
Number four, do an interview.
(clicks tongue)
Hello.
Number four, do an interview.
How are you finding the day?
That was too obvious, but thanks.
Number four, do an interview.
How's your day going?
(holiday music)
Number four, do an interview.
How's your day going?
(holiday music)
(burps)
- Sorry.
(laughter)
I'm so sorry.
That was gross, I was on camera.
(laughs)
It just came out, okay?
- Thank you, for sharing that.
- I'm not well.
- Because--
- Oh yeah oh well.
- The livestream camera broke.
- Oh god did I just do that?
I just scratched my crotch on camera, basically.
(laughter)
I was like, they won't see.
So you're gonna do an intro?
- Before you--
- [Woman] This one of our volunteers.
- So you're really in the dark.
- Oh well, sorry.
- You would have--
(footsteps)
Hello, we'll let you get through.
- If I go and sit in here?
- Yeah that's perfect. - Sounds fine.
- All right, I'm sorry I don't want to--
- [Woman] No don't you worry.
(holiday music)
(wind)
(laughs)
- No what's the word,
there's the thing it bounces.
It's green and it bounces.
(playing air trombone)
Playing the trumpet.
(playing air trombone)
Is that not a trumpet?
- No.
(playing air trumpet)
That was a trumpet.
- Cricket.
- No, a green-- - Grasshopper?
- No, another green bouncy thing.
(playing air trombone)
- I don't know.
(sighs)
(honking)
(jazzy music)
- [Woman] How are we gonna get all of that?
(laughter)
- We did brief for this.
- [Saleslady] Take one if you want.
- [Woman] No thank you it's all right.
- [Saleslady] Forties, and she's you can't wear fifty's
you got your forties.
So Lucy knows of a lovely website that she's told me about.
- The magic of Christmas Claudia.
- Okay.
- The magic.
(kisses cheek)
(giggles)
(holiday music)