The conservative dating app known as Right Stuff,
which was started by Kayleigh McEnany's, sister was just released.
And unsurprisingly, it did really, really well, except it didn't,
it actually, flopped, significantly.
It has a very low review, very low rating, which we'll get to in just a second.
But before we do, it's important for you to understand, what The Right Stuff is,
let's watch.
>> What are you looking for in a partner?
>> They just have to be a conservative.
>> Definitely, someone that wants to have kids.
>> I liked an independent man.
>> Personally, I like the alpha male vibe.
>> I want a man who really loves his family.
>> Definitely, someone whose faith is important to them.
>> For me, it's someone who actually wants to meet my parents.
>> Why do you want to date a conservative?
>> For me, at least I know that we're gonna start off with some shared values.
>> Well, the conservative men I've dated,
at least know how to treat me like a woman.
>> In my personal experience, conservative guys have better manners.
>> I like that they understand their role in the relationship as a man.
>> I just prefer my men to be masculine.
>> And what's the biggest red flag when it comes to dating?
>> A democrat.
>> No democrat.
>> A democrat.
>> Can't be a democrat.
>> A democrat.
>> That's easy, a democrat.
>> No democrats, so no [LAUGH] >> Find the right match,
download The Right Stuff, today.
>> Well, some folks did download The Right Stuff and they weren't too pleased.
So let's take a quick look at how it's doing on the Apple app store,
where it has a 2.1 rating out of 5.
So look to be fair, I know that right wingers do this, so
I have no doubt that left wingers do it as well.
They flood in and they, rate things or leave bad reviews, so
I don't wanna make too much of that, it's definitely what's happening.
But at the same time I think some of the reviews are telling, interesting.
One person writes, no go, first, the app walks you through all the standard
issue dating app tortures, upload pics, respond to prompts, etc.
Then it informs you it is invite only.
They even have the nerve to ask to scrape your contacts as they
are telling you that you're not getting in.
At best, this is typical app store trash, at worst, nefarious data mining operation?
Which by the way, for that commenter, all of the apps do that, maybe it's
not invite only, but all of them scrape your data and sell it to third parties.
Just keep it real.
>> 100%, we're the fairest show in America.
>> We are, we're not dunking hard enough on the right wingers, but I gotta be fair.
>> Yeah, all right, so I have a lot of things to say about this.
So first, there's parts of it that I don't mind about the app but
we're gonna get the more hilarious reviews in a second.
>> I don't care about the app at all.
>> Yeah, so, when they say, hey I want someone with shared values,
that makes sense to me.
But as you're about to find out, there aren't that
many people like that because the app is designed for guys, right?
That's why they have all these female actors, right?
Coming on to the, and it's okay, you can use actors and actresses in your ads,
right?
But they are, and so, they come and they go, I'm looking for
a real man who's gonna tell me what to do.
Yeah, I bet there's a lot of women who can't wait for me to tell them what to do.
I'm gonna sign up for this app, but- >> [LAUGH] Women,
notoriously love being told what to do.
>> They love it, right?
But meanwhile, women see that ad and go, it's not that great.
Okay, so almost none of them signed up, which we're getting to, right?
But as a concept, if you wanna do like a served one and have at it hoes,
I don't know, why would I care, right?
I'm not like a right winger, I don't care about your personal life,
you just do whatever you like.
And so, when they say, I'm not gonna date any democrats, good, God bless, right?
We're all dying to date, Trump lunatics, right?
I remember, I once went on a date with a woman and she said, I don't get it,
you said, you're a Muslim, but you don't have a beard.
I was like, okay, [LAUGH] what was I gonna do?
Settle down into a lifelong relationship with her,
she'd be confused the whole time, right?
So it's not like, I'm dying to go on a date with someone who's like,
did you know that democrats are eating babies?
I get to miss out on a date with you.
Golly gee, teach his own.
So have at it all.
>> That could be an entertaining date though.
>> I mean, look, are you kidding me?
I would be I think that would be the funniest date of all time.
And if I was single, it could culminate,
I just wouldn't culminate in a marriage, that's all.
>> [LAUGH] Okay, let me continue with the review.
But you know what? They love that because I'm a real man,
okay?
And you know what, I know what I want and I know how to ask for it.
There's a lot of people signing up now, right?
>> I'm gonna go to graphic four, headline for this review is just dumb.
One star review, the fact that they force you to say,
want kids open to kids, have kids or unsure.
There's no don't want kids option.
Just one of I guess many cringe things that prove this app
was created by breeders for breeders.
Referring to humans as breeders always makes me really uncomfortable,
but I do feel like this is the right context.
>> And it's kind funny.
Yeah, let me give you more.
>> You don't want kids, who don't watch on this app, okay?
There's only for breeders, okay, how come there's no women on here?
We're gonna force you to have kids if you're in this relationship,
how come we can't get women?
I don't get it.
>> Okay, graphic five here.
It's a good app, but there's no women.
I love my- >> Of course.
>> Douglas Roop says, I love my country, I love the second amendment and I love God.
These days, it's hard to find a woman who values my patriotism.
>> That's true, no one cares about your patriotism [LAUGH]
>> My faith, and so,
after being ghosted by every match on Tinder, I decided to give this app a try.
I created my profile,
uploaded a selfie of me sitting in my truck with sunglasses and it worked great.
No, this is a troll, 100%.
>> No, he's a trident- >> Yeah, struck with sunglasses,
jab at conservative, guys and their profiles, it's a draw.
>> Couple of the things he said later, I was like, nah, but it was a good trolling.
[CROSSTALK] >> It was really funny, okay?
The interface was intuitive and easy to use, but
the weird thing is I couldn't find any women on it.
I don't know, maybe the app is bugged.
I tried switching my preference to men just to make sure it was working and
loads of handsome men came up.
>> [LAUGH] I see there's no way.
>> [LAUGH] I hope the developers fix this.
>> [LAUGH] So, okay, which is gonna lead to a serious point in a second.
But first of all, I know it was trolling, but there was a hilarious line,
like I told them I'm a patriot and they didn't seem to care.
But right wing men do think that way, that they're gonna go on a date and
they will be like, remember I'm a patriot and a girl like, that's so hot.
[LAUGH] Is that a thing that's ever happened?
And by the way, yeah.
>> No, no, go ahead, go ahead.
>> And their idea of patriotism ironically is, I'm in favor of reading the American
capital and making sure that democracy doesn't happen, I'm a patriot.
>> By the way, quick side story, I can't help myself.
But something happened on our cruise where all of a sudden Christians,
I think you're a patriot.
Because there was someone on our cruise who was not very polite and
was not an American.
In fact,
comes from a country that America bolsters with military funding quite a bit.
And no, it's not Ukraine.
And he felt the need at dinner to talk about how fat Americans are to me.
He's like, can I ask you something?
And by the way, dude has a massive gut,
massive gut, what is it with these Americans?
They're so fat and he kept talking about how fat they were and
I wanted to choke him out.
I was deeply disturbed by what he was saying,
deeply angry because here's the thing, okay, I'm an American.
I get to talk about my fellow Americans and
my fellow Americans get to talk about me, you don't?
You, as a non American do not get to talk about how awful and fat Americans are.
I got super mad and later Christians, by the way,
I didn't want Christian to be uncomfortable.
So even though I did want to choke the guy out, I didn't,
all I did was as he was in the middle of talking to me.
I just literally turned my head in the middle of his sentence.
I was like, I can't, I got stopped talking to me and he did.
He stopped luckily.
But yeah, later Christian was like, what's up with you, why?
I didn't expect you to get to- >> No, you are a weirdo patriot,
it's true, remember how mad you got at the polish loppers.
>> Yeah, I'm still mad at them.
>> Right, you're making fun of Americans, how dare you?
So, ironically the one person who might work with on a date is Anna,
if you came up here.
I'll tell you what an American number one on patriots.
So yes, I like this guy, Americans are all skinny.
I'll tell you that right now and it's like, yes.
>> I love my country and these are our people.
We might have issues with them, we might disagree.
But there are people, okay?
>> Take that polish loppers and people get an American aid.
[LAUGH] So last thing unfortunately is on a serious note.
So, Peter Thiel, funded this app.
>> Great investment.
>> Yeah, and so, he's a right wing billionaire from Silicon Valley,
supported Donald Trump.
He also happens to be gay.
This app does not allow the same gender matches.
So, in essence it bans gay people.
He funded an app that bans him
because greed is infinite.
>> I know, but Jink, it would make sense if this was
a great money making opportunity for him, right?
But all the other conservative apps failed.
Did he really think that the app created by Kayleigh Mcenany sister would
be the one, did he?
>> Yeah, well look, but remember everybody lives in their own bubble.
So these right wingers in Silicon Valley have convinced
themselves the whole country's right wing and right wing is awesome.
And so they, remember, so, he's not straight.
So, he doesn't, he grew up in a different context, let's put it that way, right?
And so he might think, yeah, I guess these straight guys in the middle of the country
and the straight women, they love this app, right?
Because they're all like when they go to dinner, they're like, patriot, right?
When Peter Thiel goes, he's, how do we make money off all these suckers, right?
And how do we take advantage of everybody and get more money?
That's all he's thinking about, right?
He thinks real people out there and go women out there are like,
I just want a man who's gonna just boss me around and what does he know?
He doesn't know, right?
And I don't mean it just because he's, yeah, I mean,
he's in this super rich bubble where there's self reinforcing these
absurd ideas about what real people think.
So, he probably thought he was gonna make money.
And remember he's also financing these podcasters,
the senator that are now talking about a monarchy.
So, that's a dictatorship.
And of course, the guy I interviewed,
Curtis Wouldn't you check it out in the conversation?
Check out our podcast on it, says, that the monarch IE,
the dictator, should be a CEO president, okay, a CEO leader.
So, when Peter Thiel hears that, he's like, I love the right wing, I love it.
Yes, CEO should be the monarch of the country.
>> Interesting how this libertarian who wants small government,
salivating over dictatorship.
>> So that's I went into that rabbit hole and I figured it out and
that's part of why I interviewed that guy, no, deals done with libertarianism.
>> Interesting, libertarian island fail.
Is that what happened?
>> Yes, that's literally what happened.
>> Really smart guy, you should be the dictator of an entire country.
>> And that goes to a whole, another point.
These Silicon Valley guys think they're such geniuses when they got 90% of
them just got super lucky to be at the right place at the right time.
So this cloud thought he was gonna build a libertarian island and
then when everybody started fighting.
And he realized, you need rules and laws, damn, that sucks.
>> So he went to the opposite extreme, right?
>> And why?
Because it's all about his self interest.
Why did he want to be a libertarian?
So, that he didn't have to pay taxes.
>> Just please go to therapy, I know.
>> He had childhood issue, I read a book about it, go to therapy.
Don't make us live a life of torture because you have issues, go to therapy.
>> Yeah, and so he's gay and
then he's probably has whatever unresolved issues about that.
Although he shouldn't, we're trying to help you, you shouldn't,
there's nothing wrong with being gay, you idiot.
So he went to fundamentalist religion because I mean stupid is as stupid does,
right?
They hate me, so, why don't I go join them?
Okay, and now he's come around to the idea, maybe if we had a dictator who was
a little bit like me that everything would be great.
Because then I could still keep all my money and
maybe I could take other people's money.
And his Silicon Valley, they're like, bravo, brilliant, brilliant, no,
not brilliant.
Total dumb ass who got lucky and I'm telling you,
they'll think that's sacrilege.
You can't talk about Peter Thiel, that one, Ritchie is, he must be smart.
No, it's just not true.
If you, hey, idiot Peter Thiel, what if the dictator isn't you and
then he wants to take your money.
What would be able to stop him?
Nothing, in fact, that's what dictators do.
They go, hey, Peter, I like what you have.
Why don't I take it?
No, you can't.
But it turns out I can because I'm a dictator.
So that's these morons and that's the people who came up with this app and
you wonder why it's not working.
>> Yeah, anyway, I hope everybody finds love, it's delightful.
>> [LAUGH] Okay, nice, cheery note to end and done, love is delightful.
We hope you'll find it.
Okay, my last thing again, just because we have two more minutes.
I don't think there's almost any women out there,
the ones that they're trying to appeal to- >> There might be, I mean,
I don't know, but I mean one thing I do know is that women don't want
a partner who just bosses them around and tells them what to do, right?
The notion that they want to be controlled like that is insane.
But it's not just women, just people in general.
People like to have some autonomy.
Some agency over their lives, you know?
>> No, I'm being serious.
I think that there's almost no women left that I don't mean that like masculine men
of course that, of course, that exists, right?
And they exist across the political spectrum and that's a cartoonish
right wing stereotype, [CROSSTALK] don't want masculine men.
Of course, they do, that's normal, that's natural, right?
But I mean women who are looking for patriots who care about their
second amendment and all of these different political things.
I think there's 12 of them and they all go to church and
they're gonna get married to a dude from that church at the age of 19.
And they're not gonna go on an app.
>> I disagree with you on that.
I think that there are women like that and it's totally fine, right?
They like to go to the shooting range, they get all hot and
heavy over, they are fifteens [CROSSTALK] >> I think that those women
are already married and older.
Well, if you go to the middle of Missouri right now, okay, you're looking for
good Christian Americans who like traditional family values.
And it's a 19 year old, it's a 23 year old or 25, you're not gonna find it, you're
gonna find seven of them and I'm telling you they're already married, right?
So- >> That's interesting, yeah,
that is a good point.
>> Yeah, there's almost no single women out there,
even in the most red states that are looking for
some weirdo right winger that matches all that political stuff.
This app is designed purely for men's fantasies.
>> I gotta give you some advice on finding love just real quick.
Okay, in the one year I was single,
I had a lot of experiences that are important to share with you all.
>> [LAUGH] That is a lot of experience.
>> Yeah, my husband who obviously I have a great relationship with,
on paper was the opposite of what I was looking for.
There was a guy who was on paper, perfect for what I was looking for.
There is no formula, okay, you can't really explain chemistry, right?
I mean, you can when you look at six pack abs and things like that, but
it turns out that.
Yeah, someone can be perfect on paper, you might really mesh well and
agree on political issues perfectly.
But if the chemistry is not there, you're not gonna fall in love and you gotta have
the butterflies in the beginning, you have to it's important, right?
And so and the butterflies go away and you do have to mesh well,
in terms of personality and all of that.
But my point is if you're trying to check boxes, when you're looking for a partner,
you're gonna fail, right?
So give people a chance.
>> Why won't you just give people a chance?