I used to use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child I take Master Lock at go nice lots
of nice little puzzles you put them all right. Keeping an eye on this campaign event in Waukesha,
Wisconsin this afternoon. Speaker 1: Donald Trump attempted to do a rally yesterday on his day off
from his criminal trial in Waukesha, Wisconsin. I think I got it right this time. I used to say
Waukesha and people wrote in, they said, sir, no, it's it's Waukesha, I believe it's Waukesha. I
hope I'm getting it right. And Trump was glitching so badly, looking bloated and haggard, sweaty and
disoriented, gripping the lectern like his life depended on it. And right off the bat, another
one of these trademark short circuiting was one the when it came to the word infrastructure.
Speaker 5: Work out to $1.2 trillion for their fake infrastructure share power, heat.
Speaker 1: Infrastructure, para eat infrastructure para eat. It's actually hard to say. Some
of these. I think I. Speaker 5: Have Saudi
Arabia and Russia will repeat your. Speaker 1: Will read beat do It's almost
like he turns English into a tonal language. You know, there are certain languages where the tone,
whether it's an up or down tone or flat, changes the meaning. And trump, I think,
I mean, linguistically, it's fascinating what he's doing. He's trying to, turn English into
a tonal language. Trump again, issuing some of the same threats he's made before. If
he. He doesn't win. The country will not survive. Speaker 5: We also have to run our country. It's
nice to be nice. It's nice to be good. We got to run our country. Our country is in trouble. Our
country might not survive. I'll tell you what. If we don't win this election, I don't think our
country is going to survive. I will say it. And I've never said that publicly. I don't think.
Speaker 1: He has said it publicly. He said it in 2020. In 2020, he said, oh,
a few dozen times. If Biden wins, we're not going to have a country. If Biden wins, the stock market
will crash like 1929. If Biden wins, you're not going to have heating and cooling. If Biden wins,
you're going to have to flush your toilet 10 to 15 times. If Biden, none of it happened. I'm flushing
six times, not 10 to 15. So he was very much wrong. He makes these threats every single time,
and he's threatening you. He's trying to threaten you, the voter, into compliance.
But he makes these threats every single time, and it never happens. Trump sort of confusedly saying,
three years ago we were a great nation. Do you remember who was president three
years ago? It wasn't Trump. Speaker 5: But we are not
going to allow this horror to continue. Three years ago, we were a great nation
and we will soon be a great nation again. Speaker 1: Joe Biden was president three years
ago. Now Trump can't say four years ago because four years ago we were in the throes of Trump's
mishandling of the Covid pandemic. So you can't say four years ago, three years ago, Biden was
president. I guess things were pretty good three years ago. And if you want to go back to that,
or I guess stick with it, you would stick with Joe Biden. Trump, again glitching and confused, says
that GOP growth is plunging. I guess he means GDP. Speaker 5: Economy is crashing,
with the GOP growth plunging by more than 50%. Speaker 1: GOP growth has decreased dramatically.
I guess he means GDP, which, by the way, is very much not plunging. It's not
plunging. Trump pulling out this now new favorite line. All of my friends say I'm
totally innocent and that there's no crimes here. Speaker 5: Over the last period of time. You know,
it's funny. I wouldn't have said that, right? But then something happened that was really,
horrible. Horrible, I got indicted. I'm a president of the United States. I did everything
right. And they indicted. Speaker 1: Me, right.
Speaker 5: And I got indicted. Don't think of it for nothing. In fact,
if you read Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Turley, the great Mark Levin, you read,
Gregg Jarrett today. He did an incredible piece. You read any of these? Alan Dershowitz,
they all said. And these are not fans of mine necessarily. They're not. They all said there's
no crime. He didn't do anything wrong. Speaker 1: All my friends are saying
I'm completely innocent. What else do you need? Knowing no bounds of satire
or parody. Trump asks the crowd whether they prefer Crooked Joe or Sleepy Joe,
missing the reality that Trump is falling asleep every single day in court. His lawyers
are trying anything they can think of to keep him awake. And he's still laughing about Sleepy Joe.
Speaker 5: The nicknames are good. What do you like better, Crooked Joe or Sleepy Joe? They're
both accurate. What do you like better? Hey. Speaker 1: Anyway, Sleepy Joe are two words
that should never come out of his mouth ever again after he is literally sleeping through
his criminal trial. Trump then makes up a completely bizarre revisionist history of
what happened on January 6th. It's almost science fiction. What Trump is describing.
Speaker 5: Here have been higher. Unidentified: Than the. No
higher than they've ever been. Speaker 5: But when that happened,
you know, I was not that tough on Biden. I felt he was a grossly incompetent person. I felt he
was a very corrupt person. But I wouldn't go around and say what I say now. Once I
got indicted the first time, I got indicted four times. Think of it four times for nothing. J they
say J6J6. Nancy Pelosi didn't call in. Speaker 1: The police wasn't up there.
Speaker 5: I said, I will send you 10,000 soldiers. She didn't want them.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. It never happened. Speaker 5: And the mayor of Washington
in writing didn't want them. And by the way, the hoax committee that they set up,
I call it the Unselect Committee. It's an unsigned. I always like that term.
Speaker 1: All right, so I think you get it. Trump rants with a completely fabricated version of
events from January 6th. And then lastly, and this is just complete and total confusion. You know
the company master lock, they make different kinds of locks and deadbolts. And you know,
at the gym depending on what kind of gym you. I don't know what kind of gym you go to,
but the gyms I go to, you need to bring your own lock and they make those types of locks. Trump
seems to think that Master Lock is some kind of a toy that he used to play with. And then
it gets so bad that even Fox News cuts away. Speaker 5: Master lock closed down. I used to
use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child. I'd take Master Lock at home being nice.
Lots of nice little puzzles. Speaker 4: You put them all right.
Keeping an eye on this campaign event in Waukesha, Wisconsin this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Whoa. Abort! Get us out of here. What is Trump talking about? All right,
so Trump reminiscing. It's like Lego. He seems to think of it, a very, very strange rally. I don't
know if these rallies are convincing anybody to vote for him. It seems to me they either
are neutral or actually hurt his cause, as the audience is sometimes stunned into silence by the
things Trump is saying. So rallying occasionally claims he should be on the campaign trail,
but he's stuck in court, mostly playing golf when he's not in court. But he did a couple of
rallies. We'll look at the other one tomorrow. Let's take a very quick break. We will discuss
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