Don't give up.
Keep fighting.
Who is that?
[echoing]
You know who I am.
I'm your cell phone, Chapa.
You can't give up. I need you to find me.
I miss you... [echoing]
So much.
I miss you, too. And I need you to find me.
No, no, no, no, Please. Please don't leave.
Keep fighting. Come find me!
No, don't leave.
Come find me! [echoing]
No!
I don't have a phone.
So get one.
Are we gonna do this every time I come here, Lee?
'Til you get a phone.
Oh!
This is Lee.
Hey, you bugging Chapa?
'Til she gets a phone.
I got to talk to her.
My phone and I went everywhere together.
We were so happy.
But then... a boy stole it.
[gasping]
He said he wanted to video chat a puppy.
- Awe. - I believed him.
[groaning]
I was... so young.
- When did this happen? - Last month.
- That's not that long ago. - Pretty recent.
And since then... I've walked from town to town...
looking for... el chico que robó mi fone.
What?
Oh. The boy who stole my phone.
- Right. - Got ya.
Sounds cooler in Spanish.
Yeah.
[crickets chirping]
Sounds like the cricket noise is coming from there.
It's in Bose's pockets? Dance!
Ow!
What the-Hey! Ow!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Bose... honey...
is it possible that the cricket noise
is the ringtone on your phone?
Uh, I don't have a phone, remember? Some boy stole it.
That's why I'm always angry.
It's kind of my origin story.
Hmm. That's my origin story.
Uh, no, and I remember
because I wrote a note to myself in my... phone.
I can help you find your cell phone.
[gasping]
I forgot about her cell phone thing.
Do not talk about my cellphone.
I'm not. I know exactly where your cell phone is.
I pinged its location just now when I jacked into the net.
He's lying.
[chuckles]
Does this picture look familiar?
It's from your cell phone, isn't it?
- Is it? - Yeah.
[beeping]
You help me defeat your friends, I give you your cell phone.
Gentlemen, we are in trouble.
You're not wrong.
All of Swellview is rallying behind
Lula Elena Chapa De Silva,
whose phone was stolen by a bo.
It's gone.
KLBY's own Mary Gaperman has even taken a vow of silenc,
promising not to speak until Captain Man agrees
to help track down the thief.
That's right, Trent.
Um, Mary. You're not supposed to talk.
And I won't... until the phone is found.
Vow of silence.
Okay. Finally got mom and dad to fall asleep.
Finally.
You know what that means?
Screen time!
Wish I had a phone.
Okay, no talking, no talking, no, bugging, no nothing.
We know how screen time works, Mika,
Why are we still talking when we could be staring?
Shh.
What's up?
Doing dances?
All day.
You get my bread pics?
Don't have a phone.
Okay, I'll email them to you. What's your email?
Oh, it's I don't want to see your bread pics
at stop sending me dough shots dot stop it!
Mm-hmm and sent. Enjoy.
You guy, we have to go back to the petting zoo
and get the rest of the animals.
Do we, though?
Yes. In the future, Ray's evil
and destroys all of Swellview. Especially the petting zoo.
- What? - It's true.
My future self called me and told me I had to destroy Ray
to save the petting zoo... but I wouldn't do it.
Bose, honey, are we forgetting the difference
between dreams and reality, again?
It wasn't a dream. Check my call history.
This is Ray's number.
Ray doesn't have a cell phone, some boy stole it.
That's me.
You stole Ray's cell phone?
Please just say, "yes", so we can move on.
Kid Danger, you've just committed to helpig
this girl find her phone, no matter what it takes.
That's right.
So tell us... what's your perfect Sunday?
Wow. Uh, great question, Brian.
- Um. I love a good brunch. - Ooh.
No! No! Time out! Time out! Hi. Hi. Hello.
How's it going? Time in.
- What are you doing here? - Sorry, I'm late.
I was stopping a meteor from destroying the Earth.
What you can see by... my face.
You smell like burnt toast.
Well, that's what meteors smell like.
Wow, that can't be true.
- Well, you weren't there. - Well, you are an idiot so.
Captain Man, will you commit right here and right now,
to help this girl find her phone?
- Brian, I would commit murder-- - No, no, no, wait.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Then do it.
Hi, friends.
Hey, girl.
- Hi. - Welcome back.
How was the bathroom?
Were you guys just talking about me?
Well, I personally don't think it's nice to do that
but Mika was just saying she thought
you were gonna mess up today.
He was gonna end you.
And you have every right to 'cause the bad guy got away
and it was all my fault.
Well, you guys heard her.
Oh. I know how I can make it up to all of you.
Who's hungry?
- I could eat. - Then it's settled.
I'll go to Hip Hop Purée and get us all some num nums
for our tum tums. Sound good?
Okay, I'm gonna head down there. Just text me your orders.
Uh, you don't have a phone!
Bye.
How'd we do?
- Whoop! - Poorly.
Can we practice tonight and retake this test tomorrow?
This wasn't even a test.
Just thought it'd be fun if you guys sat bouncy
for a while.
Why don't you set bouncy if you think it's so easy?
Nah.
The real test is about to begin.
- Finally. - Don't ever give up.
You know, I feel duped.
Who can tell me the easiest crime to commit.
- Jaywalking. - Jaydancing.
Stealing my phone.
White collar crime. Rarely prosecuted.
You're all wrong. except for Miles.
What's on your mind, baby girl?
If I tell you, promise not to raze me?
Yeah.
I don't really have... a family. And that voice on my cell phone,
I left home, and since I still haven't found it,
I, uh... I just never went back.
So where do you live?
I live at Dingoland.
[gasping]
You live in an amusement park?
Yes, Schwoz.
This little girl lost her dog in a ball pit or something.
It was my phone, and it was stolen.
Was he not paying attention when I told the story?
Uh, he tends to zone out when his name isn't mentioned.
Isn't that right, Captain Man?
Hmm? What's that? I zoned out.
Uh, I was just explaining to Chapa, Captain Man...
- Hmm? - ...that Brandon here
- is a thief, Captain Man... - What's that?
but he might know where her phone is,
- Captain Man. - Hmm.
Yes, uh, what do you know about a lost dog?
Stolen phone, Captain Man.
Mm, phone.
What's up?
You get my bread pics?
- Love 'em. - Delicious.
Don't have a phone.
I am actor Jake Heart but you may call me Daddy.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
As soon as I walk through that door,
Jake Heart will die.
From his ashes shall rise Anzol Lula Elena Chapa De Silva.
Okay, here are some things you might need to know about me.
I don't have a cellphone.
No, no, no, no. Don't tell me anything else about yourself.
Why not?
Because I just became a certified improv actor.
Is that him?
Is that the boy that stole your phone?
I can tell.
Good enough for me. Let's melt his face and go home.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just... creep a little closer first.
They will see us.
Squat, squat, squat, squat!
[screaming]
Someone get me out of this car seat!
I know that voice.
Is that?
- Schwoz? The Toddler? - The Toddler?
I was going to say, "The Toddler". The Toddler.
No!
You're destroying my kicking stump.
- Chapa? - Hello?
You can't own a stump. Nature's for everyone.
And this is a punching stump.
No, it's my kicking stump.
I come up here, I think about the boy
who stole my phone, and I kick it!
And I scream, "Why'd you steal my phone, boy?!"
[grunting]
- You're phoneless? - Oh, my God.
Phonelessness is a big problem in Swellview.
Yeah, yeah, do your part and let's keep lasering
and get Captain Man out of this hamburger.
Someone just give me my phone back!
What are you talking about?
Yeah, could you be more specific?
- Her phone, it's in the tube. - We want it.
Now, wait just one second.
There's no phone in the tube.
Yeah, go on, show 'em.
These are blueprints for an Omega Weapon
that would destroy Captain...
Man.
Well, now I want those plans.
Yeah, I would also like those plans.
Still want my phone,
Well, come and get it.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Hang on. Hang on.
Oh!
That's not gonna do it that tim.
- No, we weren't. - Right.
Ray sent me a text.
It must be nice having a phone.
Stop.