Heals on, I'm almost there. Give me a second! uh, No, no that's fine, no that's fine cause it was last. And there it is.
I don't understand what just happened
We lost. Again
Guys I Don't feel very happy when we play Team Fortress anymore in fact I feel kind of sad
You know what you and Konnor need to sort out your differences, okay, it's getting pathetic
Oh, I don't know. I think they've actually got a pretty valid reason for being angry at each other
Everyone, how we going? We need to get Konnor back.
No. I won't allow it
We have to get him back otherwise we ain't able to compete
How can that be a thing?
Because of this damn contract.
Damn it Rchard, read your damn contracts, mate.
Okay, what does it say literally?
well it says if any player drops out yada yada yada...
We legally can't operate.
OH MY GOD!
Please continue dad.
I am NOT your father
Oh Dad..
Look, we need to get him back Johnny
So..It's come to this
Dance with the devil or don't dance at all well I say
if you dance with angels and you, if you
you've dance with the
Let's go get him
Here we go. You'll get that metaphor one day mate.
Oiy, Dick - what are you doing?
Oh good. You two.
Come back Konnor. Come on, we can, we can work it out
This fucking place man
there's noobs out there.
peons they have no idea about us
They don't even care
I'm sick of this shit man.
THEM
You
Johnny you fuckwit!
Fuck you
If I had it my way, all of you...
Just you better watch out alright every single one and you better watch out
Oh, what is going on here?
None of your fucking business Dick head.
Shit, he's got some bite
Oh no, not these guys again.
Oh what, you want to see my bite?
Hang on, I remember you
Didn't I waste you bro
It's not how I remember it.
Well, how do you remember it?
Yeah, all right that's how I remember
That's right.
Sorry, sorry. Sorry it's just that I see where this is going and
If I could just interrupt and ask you just not to, that's cool
Just that we're in the middle of something right now
And I'd really appreciate it if you didn't beat the shit out of us okay? So please just leave us alone
Alright....We'll leave you alone, leave you alone to bleed!
You better leave.
Make us.
Okay guys
I'm staring to get a bit sick of this. Could you guys just
fuck off
What are you going to do about it little man?
Fuck Off!
Stop that. Look at this retard. Don't you know any other words? Retard.
Yeah, actually
I know the word fuck and I know OFF.
I said stop that.
Oh Damn son, you done gone and fucked up now
Hey, let him go. Yeah. Let him come
Or what?
Or we'll kill you
No, not kill, not kill. Down
We'll break your bones. Yeah
No, no, no no
We're gonna we're gonna disembowel you yeah,
Still technically murder. Down, down
We'll chop your penis off.
We're gonna hurt you yeah, well hurt real bad So bad
Your getting good at this, so much better.
Whoa, Alright
I didn't realized it was like that
I pick my fights
When we met that day on the street?
You were scattered just a group of strangers
Held together by some weak glue
Look at you now, you're a team
And you've learned a very valuable lesson.
That as a team, you can accomplish anything.
This has been an enlightening experience for me. A truly profound turning point in my life
Chea
Well?... What about it? Handshake?
Truce temporary truce
It's not over
Ok, cool, I'll take it.
See you back at the house.
Got it
Hello and welcome to the first ever Team Fortress Two tournament between New Zealand and Australia.
Hello Australia.
You watch your mouth Dick head.