♪ (French accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) Today, you'll be eating this.
- It's fishes! It's baby fishes.
- No thank you.
- It's brown. It looks like a big turd.
A big fish turd.
- Ew! I smell it and it doesn't smell good at all.
- It smells like something my aunt's cat eats.
- It's dried fish, but there seems to be two different versions.
Why is one of them is squid?
- I think they're shrimp and anchovies.
- (FBE) We're going to have you try a few types of dried seafood snacks.
- (gagging)
- I'm going to be sick for the next week.
- I like seafood a lot, but I've never tried dried seafood.
- (FBE) Okay, so here is your first snack.
- No-- actually, it doesn't look that bad.
- It looks like what I feed my chameleon.
- Look at this thing.
It has eyeballs.
- (whimpering)
(crunching)
Yuck. It's gross.
It's like a large shrimp that got dried up.
(crunching)
- It tastes like nothing.
(crunching)
- It tastes really good.
It feels kind of dry and popped, like it pops in your mouth.
- It tastes like seafood and chicken.
- It tastes a lot stronger than I expected.
- (FBE) That was dried shrimp.
- That's shrimp?! I love shrimp!
This was horrible.
- It tastes like shrimp, just crunchier.
A little bit salty, but other than that, it's good.
- I like seafood in general, and I like dried food,
so together it equals miniature dried food. Perfect.
- (FBE) Here's your next snack.
- Is that cheese or something, like sea cheese?
- I've never seen anything like this,
but it has these little flakes on it.
- (groaning)
I thought it would taste like pineapple, but it tastes like butt.
- It's hard.
I like it.
- Hmm. It's like squid.
- Okay, I could eat this-- it's not the best thing--
but I'm just afraid of what it is.
- This one tastes more like steak.
- Ugh, the aftertaste! Yuck.
It tastes sour and not a good type of sour.
- (FBE) So that one was dried squid. - Really?
I don't like squid.
- I've dissected a squid. That's disgusting.
- (FBE) Here is your next one. - Is that dried crabs?
- Ow! It poked me.
- These ones are going to be like chips.
- I can't even break it.
Ugh! (spitting)
(crunching)
- Ugh.
- It tastes like a chip. I think it kind of tastes good.
(crunching)
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
It was crunchy and mixed with soft in the inside
and I didn't like that texture.
- It just feels weird and it's too crunchy.
- (FBE) That was dried crab. - That's creepy.
- If you like crunchy and bland things, then this is the thing for you.
- It's okay. (laughing) But not so good.
- (FBE) So almost done. Here you go.
Here is your last snack. - (grumbling)
I don't want to eat fish.
(gasping)
- These things look so creepy.
- It's eyeball is still in it!
- Are these sardines?
- Got this.
(deep breath)
I was eating a fruit roll up and I forgot to take off the wrapper.
It tastes exactly like that.
- It's hard in parts.
This is the most decent one.
- It doesn't have as much taste as the others.
- It's crunchy at first and salty.
It tastes like the crab, but not as sweet.
- That tasted like nothing at first, and then I got inside it
and then it tasted like barf.
- (FBE) So that was dried sardines.
So sardines are like little fish.
- I know what sardines are, but I did not want to eat one.
- I've tried sardines before, but not dried.
- Too crunchy, too bland, and I just don't like it overall.
- (FBE) So your final question:
which one of these dried seafood snacks
would you recommend people eat?
- The crab.
- The dried squid.
- I like squid. That's the only one I like.
- Dried shrimp.
It's like boba, but it has more taste.
- I recommend the squid.
It's actually kind of good, and then aftertaste is just horrible,
so spit it out before you get to the aftertaste.
- Dried squid.
I just like the flavor of it and it wasn't as gross and fishy
as the rest of them.
- The dried shrimp is the best one.
It had flavor, it was crunchy enough for me to eat it,
and it was good.
- These dried seafoods, most of them are disgusting
so don't eat them.
Don't eat them.
- Thanks for watching us eat dried seafood on the React channel.
- Subscribe and just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
- Bye, everyone!
- Hey, guys, I'm Katie, a React channel producer.
I tried the dried seafood and I didn't think it was that bad,
so let me know your thoughts.
Thanks! Bye.