NOW, SINCE MOVING TO AMERICA, I'VE
NOTICED THAT A LOT OF BIG COMPANIES USE ACRONYMS FOR THEIR
NAME.
LIKE NASCAR, FOR EXAMPLE.
THEIR NAME IS AN ACRONYM FOR "NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR STOCK
CAR AUTO RACING."
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT REG?
>> Reggie: I HAD NO IDEA.
>> James: ALL COMPANIES NAMES ARE AK RENIM.
LIKE PLAYBOY FOR EXAMPLE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT PLAYBOY ACTUALLY STANDS FOR:
PRETEND TO LOOK AT ARTICLES BUT YOUR BONER'S OBVIOUSLY LIKE
"YEAH!" (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: STARBUCKS IS ALSO
AN ACRONYM.
STARBUCKS STANDS FOR: SOME TERRIBLY AVERAGE ROAST
BEANS UNFORTUNATELY BUT CONVENIENCE IS KEY, SO.ù
(APPLAUSE) AND IF YOU ENJOY A JAGERMEISTER,
IT STANDS FOR: JUST AWAKENING. GROGGY,
EMBARRASSED. REMEMBER MAKING-OUT, ELOPING, INGESTING
STREET-MEAT, TATTOOS.ù ENTERING REHAB.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WHOLE FOODS IS AN
ACRONYM THE A.
WHOLE FOODS STANDS FOR: WELL, HONESTLY?
ORDINARY LETTUCE.
EXCEPT FOR IT'S "OOOOOH!
ORGANIC!!" AND DEPRESSINGLY 'SPENSIVE.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: CAN WE GO SPENS
IRVETIONVE, THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD, CAN WE GET AWAY WITH
SPENSIVE, WE HAD A GREAT TIME BUT IT'S SPENSIVE.
I ALSO JUST FOUND THIS - BASEBALL, AMERICA'S FAVORITE
PASTIME IS ALSO AN ACRONYM.
IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.
IT STANDS FOR: BORING ASS SPECTACLE.
EXCEPTIONALLY BORING!
ABSOLUTELY LAME.
LAME!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: ANOTHER ACTIVITY
THAT'S ALSO AN ACRONYM IS YOGA.
RIGHT?
IT STANDS FOR: YEOWCH.
OH GOD.
AGONY.
THAT'S YOGA.
>> Reggie: HEY JAMES, I'VE GOT AN ACRONYM.
>> James: REALLY?
WHAT'S YOUR ACRONYM?
>> Reggie: DID YOU KNOW THAT BRITISH IS AN A ACRONYM?
>> James: I DON'T THINK IT IS.
IT IS VERY MUCH AMERICA REALLY, IS IT?
>> Reggie: NO, IT STANDS FOR BAD-TOOTHED "ROYAL"
IMBECILES AND TEA-MONGERING IDIOTIC SNOBS.
HATE 'EM!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WELL, DID YOU ALSO
KNOW, THAT AMERICAN IS ALSO AN ACRONYM?
AND IT MEANS ... IT MEANS DPS AMAZING, DON'T I GOT THAT WRONG.
IT MEANS A MOSTLY IGNORANT ...
IF YOU'RE GOING WITH THE TRADITIONAL LATIN SPELLING WHICH
IS IGNORANT WITH AN E -- I'M GOING TO START AGAIN.
IT'S A MOSTLY EMBARRASSING RUDE -- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT
GOING TO DO IT BECAUSE I DON'T CARE, I'LL TELL YOU IN THE BREAK
BUT I DON'T WANT TO UPSET MY LOVELY AMERICAN AUDIENCE, WHO I
LOVE.
I'LL NEVER SAY ANYTHING TO HELP YOU.