- Captain Man. - Kid.
Uh, what is this thing?
Uh, funny story.
So the computer virus took over Rick's body,
and now it's all angry and wants to destroy humanity.
You try to surprise punch it?
Yeah, I tried to surprise punch it.
But it's got your super fast reflexes now.
Well, that is a sweet super power.
Well, it's not as good as being indestructible but-
I am virus. I spread and destroy.
Oh!
What was that?
Uh, that virus is spread by sneezing all over that guy.
Well, that is how viruses spread.
Sometimes science is gross.
I am virus. I spread and destroy.
Gah, can we just end this?
Yes, we can.
All I got to do is smash this stuff
all over the original virus, and it should reverse the-
[gagging]
- Oh. - I got it in my mouth.
In my mouth.
[groaning]
It globed you.
You're about to turn into a living,
angry computer virus.
Okay, confession time.
I've always had a huge crush on your mom.
You're not changing.
No way I'm changing.
What I feel for her is real.
I'm not talking about my mom. About changing into a virus.
Oh, right. I'm indestructible.
Well, that's lucky.
We can not infect the old one.
Hey, I am not old. I'm 36.
Infect the handsome one.
Hey, we're both equally handsome.
Well.
[sneezing]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[shrieking]
[sneezing]
No!
Ah! Why does it have to be my face?!
[groaning]
Human, prepare for your destruction.
[groaning]
I am virus. I spread and destruct.
Shut up, dude.
[sneezing]
[groaning]
Oh-
We will spread to satellites, then to entire world.
We will spread to satellites.
Then to the entire world.
[groaning]
This is not good.
[Schwoz's voice] The anti-virus can cancel out
your superpower forever, so don't get any of it on you.
It's me, Schwoz from Earth.
We will spread to satellites, then to the entire world.
It's time to save the world.
I did it.