(Intros!!!) High in the mountains there...
Is one they speak of one of
Great immeasurable strength and power one to unite the world on all fronts
(Massive Breath)
One who is up there training to become the greatest duck
That has ever lived their name
Eggsy, Eggsy,Eggsy,Eggsy!
As a faint whisper on the wind yelled out
Go forth my child
That's right eggsy! we're back. We're back and we're ready to
Do the business
Eggs he's been training
off-camera
He's been up there. He's been flapping. He's been sprinting. He's been swimming. He's been wanking..
He's been trying his absolute best an eggs. He is now a force to be reckoned with
Energy level 150. It's maxed out. There's no more energy. You can get
Swim, level 120 to running a level of hundred and sixteen flying level a hundred. He is the best at flying
but fly he doesn't need to
He's got enough speed that as long as he gets a little a little running a little flap
He'll be in the air for a while
Ain't no taking him down. He is the strongest most handsome best
doc that this world has ever seen and
I am proud
honoured even
To call him my friend
Eggsy my boy, it's time to train in climbing we have mastered the sea the land the air now it's time to
master the vertical and
The land that meets the air
So it's all about how are we doing this?
Use the left and right keys to move your duck and press up to climb up ladders, okay?
Please please you got this kind of shit for me
All you have to do is hold up and left and right. FUCK YEAH!!
OH OH OH OH
Tricky Dicky
Like this music that's going on as well. It's a little weird
Not really my style I'd rather listen to something else when I'm up in the club getting
drinks and
Other things that you get in the club
like herpes (and bitches)
Eggsy
You're the master of running by now
Why have you not got this?
Why do you not realize how this works?
EGGSY EGGSY!!
Climbing level 2
He
he went 4,500 and he got to level 2
Use the up and down keys to climb press right to enter a cave and left to exit and watch out for warning signs for avalanches
If you
see one get into a cave. You have 60 seconds to get as high up as you can
Okay
I'm in I'm in there's an avalanche I'm fucking out again
What's that it's gonna? Be an avalanche oh there is? Okay? Ohhhh?
I see how it is, you go too high
The game is just bringing me back down eggsy is aiming high in the sky with his eyes
He wants to go the distance he wants to be the best duck that has ever lived
(Jack getting salty)
But the game is letting him down the game is basically like no don't reach too high we will bring you back down whoo
Use the left and right arrow keys to jump between each side of the canyon try not to get caught under various ledges
Okay
This is a weird one oh
Shit oh shit. Oh god. I almost fucked it up
Atta boy Eggsy
I've never seen a duck so great
And I've seen a lot of ducks in my life
Put around a long time y'all
Seen a lot of ducks. This is where we make up our fucking money
Nice that's my problem with some of these later levels is that the training segments suck
The first training segments felt fun these ones are all over the place
Be like this is one that I'm could be good at I need that the higher level you go the harder it is
Like the later levels were getting into it's getting hurt oh
Jesus fucking skrt skrt eggsy. What a beast?
Look at him go my boy
It's because of his mother's side of the family
She was an extra RAF gymnast
excellent climbers two rafts
So eggsy has a bit of giraffe in him
He misses his mom I wish his mom could be here to give him love and support
She could train him better than I ever could but I'm trying my best as a single duck somebody taught me not to get this
Somebody said that this can quit out on the way up the mountain
so I don't want to get that okay I
Want to get good I want your things that I'm good with
But some people also said
that I might need another duck because one of the races you need to have a level zero in flying to do I
Guess I could just avoid that race and not do that so I might just do that
I don't know if I actually can do that if I need a second duck it might be the end of the series I
know
sad times
But eggsy is the only one for me
No, I'm not a penguin. Why does everyone keep saying that no penguin could match my climbing
Okay, I might suck at this
So talk about it alright. I'll give your training another shot
But only cuz I feel sorry for you. Okay, I
Don't need your stinking game kite throwing the tower flag. It's over. It's over
He can't do it anymore. He's not ready I
Want him to be I
Want my boy to be ready, but he's just not giving me the business oh oh oh
Hey
nice relaxing climb
Hey Z I don't even know how you're doing this you're not you're just using your face and your feet
Remarkable
inspirational
motivational
Other words that describe
marish
That's eggsy
Put that into your tombstone boy
You're gonna live to be a hundred eighty thousand years old
because of these skills
You know what they say a great swimmer is a great winner
When I say where do you think Michael Phelps is doing so good?
That's X he's here. Oh, he looks up to him a lot. He's a bit jealous cuz Michael has arms eight levels
Why am I still here?
Making me look like a fool like a fool. What's this doc. I don't know how to fly
I'll only race you if you don't either. There's no flying in my race. I just don't like people who have more Skills than me
You know what nothing mr.. White doc in life
There's always going to be someone better than you there's always gonna be somebody who has a better skill than you in something
but you just gotta grab life by the feathers and
Pork and pluck until you leave life
pear skinned
Put it ready for the grill
Make life hero
- fine fuck off. I'm not racing you. It's at a pan
Sure why not you got a pan on your head eggsy you're cute was the mountain seller
or a pinwheel hat
Don't want that
No way that no, thank you. Well. Thank you
I guess we're just going back to the glacier, and I guess we're just gonna keep doing this
Until we either get good at it or until my mind
absolutely leaves me drains from my body into a soupy mixture son of a bitch I
Was in there you saw me enter the cave, and then I tied XE
XE don't look now. I think there's someone following you eggsy eggsy
Eggsy that's your new baby brother, it's
Your long-lost twin who's actually a different colour than you put your baby brother?
Morgan my boy come come. I will show you the world and a couple of things
Start training I I wonder I
Wonder if eggs is too good
If the game is mistreating him if his levels aren't going up because his levels and everything else are so immense if
I have a fresh new baby downy feather, ducky boy
Will he progress higher levels quicker?
Because he has less of a base going on if he doesn't then all of this was for naught. I
Fucked another duck to make a
Baby for no reason then oh
Look who's just as fast as eggsy at this eggsy Smurfs. We cook now level one
It's a joke XE claim show my son
I'm gonna be here until I'm old and grey and have saggy sweaty gray balls
Are you serious
You saw that I was sitting in there I made a cup I
even balance my checkbook while I was in there I was in there that long I
Gave birth I came out a different person
And it still avalanched me oh
You know what it is it's the fucking hat?
The part on my head is acting as a piece. That's sticking out
Fuck
So it's acting like I'm outside the hole when I'm not
Okay
Methinks a big old pile of shite is hiding inside you I need something else can I even?
For $50 yes, buy that put it on eggsy there we go here's nothing No Oh - bouncing baby boys
Lovely lads lovely lovely lads. Oh the highest. They've ever been in the snow ladders
Six thousand six thousand is where he got you
What a boy?
Best boy I
See now she works
Now she like the butter crumb pit. She won't take my time in here I
Need to circuit some fucking levels on you
And sure I'm losing time
But I'm also losing patience have been sitting here. Oh come on
Scheme absolutely hates me you're only gonna be gone you after this eggsy you're gonna. Be gone your legs eat
Cuz you're so beastly with those little quads
Look at him go
the fucking speed this boy, has
I
Want to beat it I want to beat my highest than this the highest they go and there's no claim was ten ten thousand
I'm half way there. I'm half way up the mountain
It's getting tricky eggsy
It's getting tricky I don't like it Ramos there
Ninety two ninety seven the number that would be burned into my brain I
Need to get to at least several fifty before I can take on dudes
Eggsy is the best little duck that I've ever seen he is my little boy
And I love it very much care inside the hole Lexie climb the fucking Mountain year
Dodging all the stuff dodging all day yeah varlet got 1,600 bitch got 1,600 bitch got 1,600 bitch
That's a satisfying number a bitch
Boy oh that could have been really bad
They don't want him to fall down the hill
They went in to climb climb meet a little boy. Just been straight grinding now. I'm losing my fucking mind
I really appreciate this like weird
Cave jungle music that's going on
It's kind of techno it's kind of atmospheric it's kind of worldly music
It's pretty tight
Oxc what is that tweet guts in a 10k, baby when we're going higher?
We're aiming higher living cake
There's no stopping that baby top level 53. That's the eggsy I love
14 levels good oh
Let's see what captain knapsack has up his ass today
Go Go eggsy go eggsy he's still way fucking faster
I
Can almost beat him?
If I didn't have to twirl up at the top of the fucking thing. I would have beaten him. Okay. Let's try this dude
This dude. He give me a key for the tournament a ticket token. Oh
Oh a piece of piss ah
Dude
I've passed more shits
That word it more difficult than that
Well, I can't even beat the penguin dude
So that means I can't win the tournament
Let's give it a try
Let's give it a try eggsy eggsy and eggsy
No eggs about no eggs about he's gonna say no eggs about it, but two fucked away no
That's not good. It's not good. I can make up the time though can make up the time though
I'm a fucking legend in other fruits
go NZ
Fuck came third
Don't like it eggsy the claiming is letting you down. What would your father say he'd say fuck yangzi cuz I'm him oh
Oh
Pulled it out of the bag and went to the store it got myself a bag and pulled it out
We got this we got this we're slowing the claim. We're slowing the uptake, but everything else we can aisle eight
We can annihilate eggsy
Yeah, go my boy
My beautiful boy I
Fuckin
100
We get to go to pimp town
It's all about eggsy oh
Hi fucking roller, what are we doing learn how to jump?
Feel like a pinch upward through your hoops all the time game. Oh
Feels good, it feels good to be an eggsy feels good to be a little eggy boy
And I've got a little cheerleader with me good ol, Lurgan
He's the best of us
Okay, one day. I'm going to leave this episode here
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