O-O-O-O-Oh my God! My brother is Kid Danger!
[panting]
No, I'm not.
I mean, no, he's not.
I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother?
He's probably awesome, but he's not me.
You should leave.
And you must be Henry's boss from Junk 'N Stuff.
I sure am. You got a smart sister, Henry.
Dude.
Yeah, it's your brother. I'm his boss.
Make yourself at home. I will be ri-i-ight back.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic, am I right?
So, is, uh, is their signed seating
or should I just grab any open desk?
Uh, we don't have desks.
Right. Open workspace. Very modern.
Kind of a start up vibe. I like it.
Uh. [chuckles]
You don't work here.
Hey, yo, Piper, phone call for you on line two.
- What? - Take a message.
You're the boss.
She's not the boss! I'm the boss!
When did Junk 'N Stuff get a second phone line?
Oh, and also you don't work here.
Oh. Well, that's too bad, because I heard about a crime
that just went down at the museum of boring history.
Don't look at her leg.
[whistling]
Look at my leg.
[chuckles]
Look at my leg!
I gotta look!
[groaning]
I don't like it. [groaning]
I knew it! I'm a freak!
- Ooh. - Ouch.
Henry, just let your sister go outside
and fix the fuel line.
No, it's too dangerous. Okay, I'm the sidekick.
- I'm gonna risk my life-- - Done.
- What? - I fixed it. Let's go.
Did you- Did you seriously just fix that?
Because that would be impressive.
Get me out of this [unintelligible], Schwoz.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Okay, there's not enough time for you to get to Ray's ear,
so you have to go up a different hole,
the one that smells.
Oh, God, no.
Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me, dog.
[grunting]
I'm talking about his nose.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the one that smells.
Hey, what up, dog? Happy V-Day. [chuckles]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
You gotta be at least 13 to get in.
Well, we're all 14.
Wrong. I know Piper. You're all nine.
Uh, I'm not Piper. My name is Judy Glickman.
This idea is fake, Judy.
Okay, are you gonna make this a thing?
Speaking of leaving...
Oh, yeah, we gotta go.
You're going to Dystopia too?
Uh, no, I'm dropping these jerks off at the airport,
then Schwoz is gonna helicopter me in to Florida State.
Hurricane Piper about to make landfall y'all. Peace.
And I cannot stress this enough... snitches.
Maybe I should've made her my sidekick.
She never would've taken the job.
[chattering]
That wouldn't have worked out.
W-Why are you under the table?
I messed up my hair.
Okay, come on, Piper. I'm sure it's not that--
Oh, my God, what happened to your hair?!
I tried to trim my hair just a little bit
so I could be this Fresno girl doll
for Halloween.
That would've been a sweet 'tume.
But after I trimmed it, I noticed that the right side
was a little bit longer than left side.
So I trimmed a little off the right
but I trimmed too much.
So then I tried to even out on the left side,
but my trimmed too much again and it just kept happening.
At least it's even.
I look terrible.
And my hair was one of my 50 best qualities.
[music playing]
- Excuse me, Piper. - Yes?
Is there any way you could, uh, drive a little faster?
You need to drive faster.
But that would be speeding and I can't break the law.
Little girl, we are the law.
You need a drive faster.
[soft music playing]
[loud rock music playing]
[horn honking]
Get outta the way!
[loud rock music playing]
[horn honking]
Hey, everybody. I just...
I just wanna say that I've had a really good time
with all of you... just making a puzzle
and... connecting... face to face like real people.
And... I don't know, I just think that is--
Hey, power's back on.
That means the internet's back.
What is the wifi password?
I'll tell you the password. One, two, question mark, at sign,
get out of our house!
The internet's back, I don't wanna talk to people!
So beat it and let me stare at my phone!
[music playing]
What's on your head?
A glass hat. I just got it.
Oh, I've heard of those.
What is a glass hat?
It's a hat... made of glass.
A lot of celebrities are wearing 'em.
Well, congrats on your glass hat
but Charlotte and I are having--
[gasping] Guess what?
- What? - Don't care.
Just give me my phone.
Well, rules are rules
so, they just don't apply to other people.
Ow! Don't bite me!
[arguing]
I'm good. I'm just gonna walk away.
- Good choice. - Well, that's why I'm doing it.
Fine.
But I'll be back when you least expect it.
I'll be here.
[groaning]
[loud chattering]
What's everyone waiting for?
It's got a zappy thingy.
Yeah, but there's a lot of us, only one of him.
[loud chattering]
Wrong! There's two of him!
Okay.
[unintelligible] Shut up!
Come at me, bros!
[zapping, screaming]
Who were you talking to in here?
Nobody,
- Mom! - Ah, jeez.
What is it, sweetie?
Henry was talking to someone in his room
and now he says nobody's in here.
Well, I'm sure if Henry said nobody was in here then...
[sniffing] Ah. What is that smell?
- Um, it's Piper. - What?!
She hasn't had a bath in a week.
That a lie.
Okay, come on, baby.
We're going to go get you a bath.
I don't need a bath! Mom!
Piper, it's just a bath.
- Hey. - Bingo.
[gasping]
What the heck, man?
Piper? What are you doing here?
Feeling good, looking better.
No, I mean why would Joss Moss invite you to her Sweet 16?
I'm internet famous, I get invited to everything.
What are you two doing here... in tuxedos...
standing over an unconscious guy?
Uh.