It's my eighteenth, eighteenth birthday and I'm going all out.
I've got, I've got the hats, I've got the streamers, I got balloons, and even check this out.
I've got these streamers, they, they pop.
Is the camera OK?
Birthday Bru.
Hey Brendon.
Nice haircut.
Thank-you, thanks.
Huh.
Happy Birthday Greg.
Thanks Sam.
It's a porn magazine.
You know, the one where you see naked woman.
Apparently you can see their.. their...
Happy birthday bru, good, good, good to see you my friend.
Thank-you.
You alright?
Good thanks.
Good turnout hey?
Thank-you.
He's not really my friend, ah, he, he's alone a lot and he talks to himself, in corridors.
And I was, I was worried that if I said no he would be suicidal, and I don't want that.
I'm just here for the free food and cake bro, I've been living next door to this dweeb
for like twelve years now.
I mean he's a certified nutcase.
I mean yesterday, I was busy gyming next to the pool you know how it goes.
Working on my fitness.
I look over the fence, and he's digging some hole in his garden.
So I go up to him I'm like, "Bru, what are you doing."
And he tells me he's digging for China.
Everyone knows China's under America not under South Africa.
What an idiot bru, ha.
When I'm eighteen I'm getting smashed bru.
Sup loosers.
Hey guys.
Hey Matty.
Hey Tracey, what are you doing here?
I'm just tutoring Max.
Tutoring me?
I'm smarter then her and the rest of those douches put together, but she's hot.
I'd tap that bru, she was on fire I mean... *howls* Did you see how she winked at me when
she walked in.
Ja, I wasn't the only one bru, flip.
She wants me.
I don't blame her.
Tracey's pretty, we've been friends forever.
*Singing* Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Gregory, happy birthday to you.
Hip hip.
Hooray.
Hip hip.
Hooray.
Nog ŉ peep.
Hoorah.
I bake cakes for a living.
I had an order that wasn't collected, I'm not gonna waste.
Are you sure it's here?
No try looking on the bottom shelf.
Than...
Thank-you.
K...
Thanks.
It's to put your stuff into when you get to China.
Oh, oh thanks.
Huh, moron.
Thanks for coming guys.
Cool...
You wanna know what he's doing in there?
He's not playing computer games.
I guess we can split then?
Right, I'm outta here guys.
Catch you next year maybe.
*Laughs*
*Whispers* Mission accomplished.
No, the, the worst party I went to was this kid from our church.
He believed that the devil was chasing him, so he ran around splashing water on people
tryna put out devil flames.
*Crying* I'm just so stupid.
I just don't know where Canada is.
No you're not stupid Max, you'll get it