- I'm sorry, but like (laughs) this looks so sad.
It's just like a miserable,
like I feel like there was no effort put into this.
I feel like this is like a quick wake up in the morning,
give me some breakie asap vibe.
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- My smashed avo is the best because it is simple
and doesn't have all these unnecessary ingredients.
It starts off with a basic piece of toast.
Then a layer of Vegemite.
A good amount of avocado.
And then some salt and pepper on the top.
It's just the beauty of avocado and toast.
- My smashed avo is the best because it's got bacon on it.
And who doesn't love bacon?
To make my smashed avo,
we start with a creamy layer of avocado
and then we add fresh ingredients along with bacon,
sriracha sauce, and some chili flakes,
and to top it off coriander.
I'm a cook, so I know how to put ingredients together
and make it taste wow.
- My smashed avo is the the best
because there's unique ingredients.
So first off, I smash my avocado
with a bunch of different spices.
For the toast, it's just crunchy, dark rye bread
with a layer of pesto, then grilled halloumi,
then the smashed avocado on top,
and then some cherry tomatoes.
It's full of flavor and I literally copied it
from a bougie cafe.
- Mine's the best because it's all you need
in a smashed avo.
You just whack the avo on the toast, chuck a bit of salt,
chuck a bit of pepper, put some seeds on,
some lemon juice on top, sprinkle it with some chili flakes,
and then you're done, that's the dish.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. (laughs)
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- I'm sorry but like (laughs) this looks so sad.
- So it's avocado on toast, like literally smashed avo.
- It's not offensive, it's not too fancy.
- Oh is this Vegemite?
I've heard this is good.
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- This is everything you need.
- Mmm, Vegemite's not bad with it.
- I've never tried Vegemite with avocado on toast,
and now that I've had it once,
I don't need to have it again.
- There's so much more you can do with avocado,
and I just feel like this is a week attempt.
- Put more effort in.
- This gets (hands bang on table) a three out of 10.
- A two out of 10.
- A four out of 10.
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- Oh my God, okay.
- This is something, this is like really extravagant.
- See this has already bumped up a notch,
because this is getting in to knife and fork territory.
- I can see avo, I can see tomato, I can see sauce on top,
which I'm not sure what that is.
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Oh God, oh God.
That's hot sauce.
- I have to like figure out where to bite in,
'cause I'm worried it's gonna fall apart.
- There's almost so much going on here flavor-wise
that you can no longer taste the avo.
- Ho.
The tolerance of chili here is like not at my level,
but this is so crunchy and amazing,
but then the chili is just too much for me.
Like, I feel like if you were gonna give this to someone,
it's almost like rude.
- You can't go wrong with bacon.
Like bacon is just such a good like,
it makes anything better.
- Compared to the avo and Vegemite,
this is definitely a million percent wankier.
- An eight out of 10.
- This is about a six out of 10.
- I'm gonna give it a seven.
It's good, but yeah.
It's not perfect.
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- Okay, wow.
- We're getting a little more involved here.
- Is this smashed avocado,
'cause it looks like sliced avocado.
- It's still kind of basic.
- I'm also noting that there's chili on this.
- I'm not a huge fan of seeds,
like to make something fancy or whatever, like.
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- Mmm, mmm, the burn.
- Ooh, and it's got lemon in there.
- The bread is so good, like.
Avocado I feel like is kinda weak.
It's not smashed properly.
The pumpkin seeds on top, I feel like are redundant.
The texture doesn't add anything,
it makes it very like, a lot to chew.
- Mmm, not bad.
- I think I wanna rank this one six out of 10.
- Five out of 10.
- A three. (playful music)
- Ooh.
- This looks really yum.
- Look at that avo ratio.
Spot on, absolutely spot on.
- It's got some like dark toast,
which you know, the darker the bread, the higher quality.
- I think this one looks like it's probably the best one.
- Is it better than my Vegemite and avocado?
Probably not.
- This looks so sad.
- Put more effort in.
- There's so much more you can do with avocado.
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- Mmm!
- Yeah, this is really solid.
Like, I feel like halloumi is almost cheating
because it's just such an amazing food.
- This is totally what I expect smashed avo to look like.
Almost tastes a bit like a sausage though.
- It's again just like smancy. (laughs)
Smancy, just smashed avo.
This one is a 5.8.
- I think it's a nine and a half.
I think it is, yeah, it's really good.
- A nine out of 10.
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- Yeah. - You've won.
You've been rated the best. (Sohan gasps)
- Oh my God!
I knew it, I knew it, I honestly knew it.
Like yes.
- I think these guys got it wrong.
I think Australia knows that avo and Vegemite
is a killer combination.
- Well, obviously people just don't understand
when smashed avo is right in front of them.
- I really wanted to win.
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