(audience clapping and cheering)
- Okay, I was wondering if you would play
a favorite game of mine.
There's some juicy questions inside a bunch of balloons
for pop quiz?
- [Sam] Heaven.
- Perfect!
- [Sam] Heaven, let's do it.
(upbeat music)
- [Drew] These are.
- [Sam] Oh Wow.
- Oh wait, there we go.
(audience clapping)
- I love this.
- [Drew] Oh good.
- Oh my God.
- Sam, if you love that, you may love to prick something
because giving a good prick is just a pleasure,
if you know what I mean.
- Yeah, it truly is.
(balloon popping)
Ah!
- But it's satisfying, isn't it though, slightly?
- Sorry, oh thank you, I'm excited.
Craziest fan encounter?
- [Drew] Oooo.
- It was very odd.
I was outside a venue, and they gave me a saucepan.
And inside the frying pan was an envelope,
and inside the envelope was a mobile phone.
And then on a letter it just said,
"Meet me in the library tomorrow."
(audience laughing)
- Did you go?
- No, absolutely not.
But I've always wanted to know
what went down in the library.
- I know, I feel like that's kind of like.
- Are you not doing it?
- Oh yeah, I will.
I wanted to give the pleasure
because I get so much pleasure out of this.
Are we ready?
- You're gonna do it.
(balloon popping)
- Ah, I don't know why, this is what gets me excited,
is popping balloons.
Who is your first ever celebrity crush?
- Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic".
Yeah, 100%.
So you're gonna answer this one.
- I like how he's still clubbing, you know.
- Is he?
- Yeah, 100%, goes on yachts.
- Is this for you, you wanna answer this one?
- He goes to the body shop, I bet.
(audience and Sam laughing)
- [Sam] Naughty boy, naughty naughty boy.
- I know, and I love it.
- We love a naughty boy, don't we, sometimes.
- Yeah.
- If you could be transformed into any cartoon character,
who would it be?
Ursala.
(audience clapping)
Yeah.
- I love that answer.
(balloon popping)
- [Sam] You're good at this.
- Thank you, I know I'm like doing a different,
what was your Spice Girls' name be?
- Oh, chubby.
- [Drew] Chubby.
- Yeah, chubby spice.
It's a cute thing.
Or juicy spice.
- [Drew] Juicy!
- Juicy spice, like cheesy spice.
(audience laughing)
- Tuna spice.
- Tuna spice, I like, I like juicy.
- What would yours be?
- I'd be naughty spice.
- Perfect, perfect.
(balloon popping)
Would you rather have legs for arms or arms for legs?
(Drew laughing)
- Four arms or four legs, I supposed it could also say.
- I mean, I hate feet, so I'd have arms for legs, yeah.
(audience clapping)
- Why do you hate feet?
- I just, I would rather we all had hooves.
(audience laughing)
- [Drew] So like a centaur.
- Yeah, they're just so cute. (Sam laughing)
- I like that, it's so interesting.
Sometimes I feel like I do have hooves.
(balloon popping and Drew yelling)
Okay, have you ever had a reoccurring nightmare?
- Yes, since I was a kid, I've had this nightmare
that the furniture, like the legs on the furniture,
get bigger and bigger.
And then they all walk out the room, and then, it's weird.
It's like, it's freaky.
And then there's just this furniture walking
around the world.
(audience laughing)
It's really odd. (Sam laughing)
- That's such a cool visual.
- I know, it is cool.
It was in a film recently, as well, which is weird,
so I was like whoa.
- [Drew] Maybe that person,
maybe you need to know that person.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Like it's very Salvador Dali.
- Yes. - Okay, here.
- Oh, I'll grab this.
- Perfect.
- This is so fun.
(balloon popping)
Okay, what is one life moment you want to re-live?
Oh, I want to re-live picking up my puppy for the first day.
(audience aweing)
Yeah.
(balloon popping)
- Okay, all right, last question, here we go.
Hope it's a good one.
Okay, oh craziest rumor you've ever heard about yourself?
All right, that is a good one.
- Everyone thinks, everyone seems to think that I'm Adele.
(audience laughing)
In drag, cause we've never been seen
in the same room together.
And if you slow down her voice,
it sounds maybe a bit like mine.
So people think that we're the same person,
and I'm just in drag right now.
(audience laughing and clapping)
- [Drew] Okay.
- And I get asked all the time in every interview about it,
and it's really frustrating.
- How do you feel about it?
- I mean, what a fabulous compliment.
But I am not Adele.
(Drew and Sam laughing)
- Well of anyone to be synced up with, Adele is amazing.
- Totally, totally, I'll take it.
- You have very different talking voices.
- Yes, yes, we're from different places of the UK.
- When I got the pleasure of hanging out with her once,
and I was like, oh wow, you sound like you're so cool.
- [Sam] She's amazing, so cool.
- Like she seems so regal and like almost unattainable.
And then you hang out with her, and you're like,
oh you're the coolest.
- Yeah, she really is, she's an amazing person.
- Well I think maybe it's that thing
that people might think you're alike
because you're both so cool and so talented.
- [Drew] Ah, thank you Drew.
- And award-winning and accoladed and appreciated.
- [Drew] Thank you.
- And I love your realness and your humanity
and how that you seem like a big red beating heart,
and that is how I want to operate in the world.
- Thank you, you do, you do.
- Not putting walls up.
- You do, you always have, you really have.
- Thank you, I feel like that's been your journey,
other than your magnanimous talent,
what I've been cheering on so much is I feel like
I'm getting to go on a journey of life with you.
And if that's not what we're all trying to do,
learn how to live a life together.
- Yeah, 100%, so true.
Thank you for always inspiring me and being amazing,
and this has been a crazy experience.
It's beautiful.
- Thank you, Sam, thank you for coming here.
Thank you so much, Sam Smith.
Sam's album, "Gloria", is available this Friday
and catch Sam on tour this summer.
Tickets are on sale now.
Congratulations on your third SNL.
- [Sam] Thank you.
- That is huge, and just I love you.
(audience clapping)
- [Sam] Thank you, I love you too.
- We'll be right back.
(audience clapping)
(upbeat music)