From getting thrown into a refrigerator full of dancing Shreks to getting beat up by the
moon, the Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about our weirdest dreams.
I’m Pringle, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by MeLickDolan SpinalPalm SpinalPalm had a dream where he was streaking
down a road, and then got caught by the police.
He was then sent to a jail that looked like his pre-school with all the pre-school students
playing on their Nintendo DSs.
Then a fridge came out of nowhere and opened the door.
All the kids - including the still-naked SpinalPalm - got sucked into it and saw dancing Shreks
everywhere.
He had this dream in preschool, and still has no idea what his brain was doing that
night.
Number 9 was Submitted by Scourgefan0 Froggy When Froggy was 10, she had a dream about
her 4th grade class – particularly her teacher.
She had gotten to school really late, like 11 AM.
Froggy and her best friend were racing down the hall to get to class.
But when they got there, all the chairs were out of the classroom, there were blankets
everywhere, and the lights were turned off.
Her 4th-grade teacher had apparently called for a nap time, which was weird, but Froggy
tried to be good and sleep.
But suddenly, her teacher started cuddling her.
Froggy woke up and never looked at her teacher the same way again for the rest of the year.
Number 8 was Submitted by StutterGuyChris Grgak
Grgak dreamt that his sister was frying chick peas one by one in a pan.
It was starting to piss him off because she could obviously fry them all at the same time.
This led to an argument where they were screaming at each other, which went on for a couple
of minutes.
Eventually, Grgak realized that he had woken up and had been screaming across the room
at nobody.
His boyfriend got a rude awakening and was scared senseless.
Number 7 was Submitted by Revvae Ramona Ramona dreamt she was a scientist, and she
was experimenting on some sort of blue liquid in a lab.
Suddenly, a shadowy figure ran into her, making her drop the liquid and smashing it on the
floor.
A bit of liquid fell on her shoe and it turned into a scaly claw – soon, she had completely
transformed into a dragon!
Ramona’s surroundings morphed slowly into what looked like a country cottage with a
massive chunk taken out of it.
Some sort of meteor had crashed into it, and Ramona was standing right on top of the smoking
rock.
She spread her wings and flew far away with a sense of freedom.
She flew directly towards the sun until everything went white.
When Ramona woke up and started to walk around, she bent her legs and jumped, expecting to
fly.
She jumped so high she hit her head on the overhead light.
Number 6 was Submitted by FalloutBoi111 SaltySquid When SaltySquid was about 6 years old, he
had a series of dreams where the moon was his worst enemy.
He would walk around and push SaltySquid around, which was very weird.
But in one dream, he was watching the news when the moon was very visible behind the
reporter.
The camera zoomed in on the moon, and it called SaltySquid’s name.
The moon then broke through the TV and started beating SaltySquid up.
Then, SaltySquid’s cousins arrived and told the moon to stop.
He refused, so they threw a staircase at him, and then SaltySquid woke up.
Number 5 was Submitted by slavergd Zaraganba Zaraganba’s dream had him running down the
street chasing a van with a foreign language written on it.
Zaraganba fell into a hole, and the van parked right over top of the hole.
To get out, he pushed the van over onto its side.
He thought he was the strongest person alive, so he went around pushing over everything
he could find.
The dream was cool, but when he woke up, he realized he was sleepwalking, pushing over
chairs, dressers, and basically all the furniture in his room.
Number 4 was Submitted by HipsterCicero Tolop Tolop’s dream started out with him and his
cousin running towards a pool with inner tubes around their waists.
As they were running, the sky went jet black, and a spotlight turned on from behind them.
They then saw a bunch of foxes running in front of them, and at the end of the line
of foxes was a blue coyote staring at them with cold, black eyes.
Tolop blacked out in his dream, only to wake up lying on a bus seat.
Some kid was eating a burger in front of him, and one of Tolop’s feet had gone missing.
When the kid finished his burger, he asked the bus driver for another one.
The bus driver grabbed a huge cleaver from his belt and began to hack away at Tolop’s
remaining foot, sending blood all over the place.
When Tolop woke up in the real world, he realized that combining Mountain Dew and Pixie Sticks
before bed probably wasn't the greatest idea.
Number 3 was Submitted by Redpool1120 Andiemations Andiemations had a dream was of her and her
family moving into a house.
But it wasn't any normal house, it was really old and looked like it was going to fall apart
at any moment.
After they had fully moved into the house, Andie started getting ready for bed.
That’s when she heard giggling.
She turned to find a small crawlspace with an open door, and she looked in it to find
tons of creepy looking children inside, trying to get out.
Andie freaked out and slammed the door shut, but there was no lock anywhere, so she spent
what seemed like hours holding it shut as the children scratched and clawed at the door.
Soon the children tried to sing Andie to sleep with a creepy lullaby: "Hush little human,
we will not sin.
As long as you always let us in."
And that’s when she woke up.
Number 2 was Submitted by -The_Watcher- Nixxiom Once Nixxiom had a dream that his girlfriend
broke up with him.
They were in her car driving somewhere, when she suddenly started going ballistic, accusing
him of cheating and other crazy things he never did.
Before Nixxiom could even say anything, she punched him in the face, and he rolled out
of the car into the highway.
Nixxiom scurried over to the side of the road to get out of traffic, which was all eighteen-wheelers
for some reason.
After Nixxiom got his bearings, he called up his friend to pick him up.
He showed up instantly to give Nixxiom a ride home.
When he got into the car, he immediately noticed a large ox in the back seat.
When Nixxiom asked his friend why there was an ox in the backseat, he responded with:
"That's just the exchange student."
It was a silent ride home until he finally woke up.
Just in case, Nixxiom went out to the store the next day and bought his girlfriend some
chocolate just in case she really was mad
at him.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?